Masturbation = Hairy Palms ??!!

The only side effect of masturbation is a soar wrist

All of you are perverts.

Finally. There are others like me out there.

I suggest we crown a king of perverts I nominate me.



RazorDragon3000 king of perverts

i had heard that masturbation makes your penis smaller, and that's a little distressing. has anyone heard this one? is there any truth to it?

Originally posted by Space_CowBoy33
i had heard that masturbation makes your penis smaller, and that's a little distressing. has anyone heard this one? is there any truth to it?

its not true it actually makes it bigger, Thats why porno stars doing a Whole lot! trying to force more blood through and stretch out aaa.... never mind i'm disturbed just thinking about it.

But if the whole hairy palms thing was true , HA! i don't think so many dudes would be sportin' mustaches and gotees hehe

Originally posted by prophetmike
Is this true? I mean, I've been at it for a while now and **looks at palms**

Nope, nothing.

I heard there were other masturbation urban legends... ANYONE KNOW ANY???

[STAY COOL)
-prophetmike

I've heard a variety of urban legends on masturbation. Let's see:
If you masturbate your mother's hand will stick out of her grave.
You will go blind if you are a chronic masturbator.
You're palms will get hairy.
If you masturbate you will go to hell.
I've even heard masturbating causes you to lose bran cells too.
There is quite a bit. I agree anyone who claims they have never masturbated or "touched theirselves inappropriately" should be ashamed, because it's a bald face lie. We begin exploring our sexuality around the age of 2 and continue to do so as we get older. If the blindness legend is true then I'm going to start my own seeing eye dog business, cause business should be booming!

What I think is funny is that I for one was one of those little kids...
hahaha
and I was talking to my one friend who is a guy and he said that he had little erections when he was little, I got a huge laugh at that one,
see how natural this all is..

Masturbation is healthy.......................just don't get caught!!

I'd need a scientific calculator to figure out the number of times I've roughed up the suspect in my life. I broke records during my high school years I'm not ashamed to say.

Peace

Originally posted by NotTooHappy
The only other masturbation myth I know of is, that it's supposed to make you go blind.

I think, if that was true, then nearly every male in the US and a considerable amount of females would be blind.

I also heard that masturbation makes your penis grow bigger, anyone know if this is true?

Originally posted by Omniscient
I also heard that masturbation makes your penis grow bigger, anyone know if this is true?

You know, I'm browsing BTS and see after a month this topic is back!

Well, I don't know about your penis growing bigger, but theres this site I found (don't judge me evilly for this) Jackinworld.com. Everything concerning masturbation is discussed there, and (for a fee) you can become a member or something. There is a Q&A section which should quell all (or at least most) of your fears - www.jackinworld.com...

After reading that, I figure it's good knowledge. Whether your an adult or not, it's good to know these things... even if they ARE extremely embarassing to talk about... at least there are other people who share similar concerns.

Yes, I'm male, yes, i'm a new adult (18) but no, I'm not a perv. So before anyone thinks I'm looking up this info to be nasty... THINK AGAIN.

Spreading knowledge is one of the best things someone can do.

[STAY COOL)
-prophetmike

[edit on 5/29/05 by prophetmike]

Err wait a second this thread is sinful bad thread

Hey, those women don't look to good, but 3 more beers, I guess I would, it's either them or my right hand.(version of a Bob and Tom song, been awhile since I heard it so don't think I got it right)

Actually, either them or my left hand, I am right handed with everything, but batting and masturbating I am a switch hitter. Also, what I found strange is what the jocks do around here. They all before a game get in a steam room and jerk each other off to help "relax" muscles but rev them up for the game. Thankfully I joined the band, where the percussion warm up was passing the herb around to anyone who wanted a puff. Never did, but damn was fun to get a contact buzz.

Also, anyone, and I do mean anyone, male or female, tell you masterbating is wrong/they don't do it is a lying sack of well, liars. ALso, women like porn just as much as men do, well, from what I've found out. Also, women lucky, a vib, dildo, cucumber, anything can help them, but men have hands, and if desperate a watermelon with a hole cut in it.(Dennis Leary joke, about how if he was president he didn't care what you were as long as you wanted to kill the enemy, "You like men? Here's a man and a gun. You like watermelons? Here's a watermelon and a gun, go go go!"

Also, whats strange is men uh, erogenous(sp?) zone is well, everything, but women only have the clitoris and the G-Spot, and most women can't even get to that cause they lay on their backs, which pulls it away. You see, the G-Spot isn't on the wall, it is behind the wall and requires a bit of pressure to hit, and when you do your first feeling is to pee, so do so before you try to find it. Do it in a sitting position or squatting, for as said laying on your back pulls it away from the wall. Why women love me, when they give me a chance.....

LOL nice few paragraphs James. Prophetmike: Nice site... it's pretty funny hehe

Hey cpr, it's true! The G-Spot is harder to fine then oil in Texas, and Bush went bankrupt trying to find oil in Texas. But with the internet, one can find directions, and not just with mapquest.

Anyways, still funny all the bs there is around masturbation and sex.

Originally posted by cpr12r
Prophetmike: Nice site... it's pretty funny hehe

It IS a nice site... the humor part is a good thing in my view as it makes the site less awkward. It gives you something to learn about and understand in a way that doesn't make you feel like a sicko.

Techiques and more... for those who need em. Wow, I sure hope the ladies here don't think of me as "Mr. Sicko" or something. I sure don't mean to pass off that vibe.

[STAY COOL)
-prophetmike

*SNIP*


Mod Edit: Rude post removed.

[edit on 17-8-2005 by ZeddicusZulZorander]

I hit puberty when I was 11, I first got lucky when I was 18. I think I'm in a decent position to say that it's not true.

It does create another proiblem though. If you were spirited about it- that is to say, if you really put some effort into your hobby, the forearm of your dominant side would be noticeably larger than the other. I don't see what the big deal is, except that you'd look really goofy- kinda like Hellboy.

Edit to add: wash your hands thoroughly aftewards- or just avoid rubbing your eyes- and you won't go blind either.

[edit on 17-8-2005 by The Vagabond]

Text Bluewell i read that to much masturbation will cause a ringing in the ears. and the only way to get rid of it is to stop masturbating. besides to much masturbation causes a male to become dependant on masturbation, masturbation is the only way they can get off. males who masturbate to much get used to there hands and sometimes when they are with a woman or a man they cannot get an erection or keep an erection.

Well I can safely say THAT is wrong. lol. I haven't had ANY problems being with my wife. Of course with a wife that looks like mine I don't think ANYONE would.

HA. If the whole going blind thing was true, I'd be going blind 15-20 times a day.

Actually, I did read on some science site, that there was a shred of truth in it, aparently when you experience orgasm, your sight goes out for 1/4 a second, nothing to worry about of course.

Originally posted by abydos
besides to much masturbation causes a male to become dependant on masturbation, masturbation is the only way they can get off. males who masturbate to much get used to there hands and sometimes when they are with a woman or a man they cannot get an erection or keep an erection.

I actually read about this for women and got so scared! lol
I can assure U all 'tis not true tho without givin up TMI