Masturbation = Hairy Palms ??!!

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what the hell? dFDHFHSF?> whats that all about

Merely a joke insinuating that I was blind, and therefore unable to properly operate my (non brail) keyboard. Suffice to say that the joke has not worked, and I look a fool. I'll stick to onanism from now on I think.....

Originally posted by Loki

Originally posted by Cearbhall
Actually masturbation can make you go blind, just cruise google or another search engine for the topic, you'll see.

[Edited on 2-22-2004 by Cearbhall]

If and only if you actually crack one off in your eye...and that's a maybe.

I didn't make that chick go blind last summer. Actually when I saw her later in the year she was wearing glasses, uh oh.

I've heard of all those rumors and myths. And all those were made up by angry grandmothers telling their grandkids about beatin the pole........"Don't choke the chicken or you'll go deaf!"etc.etc. ..."you'll shoot your eye out, you'll shoot your eye out, mauahahaha" ......also, if you beat your thing with one hand after soo many years it's gonna develope an angle.

[Edited on 1-3-2004 by Jeffrey]

Originally posted by beergoggles
I came home in the middle of the day one time during the summer break and noticed the sounds of a porno coming from my son's room. I burst through the door and yelled "son! don't do that, you'll go blind!!!"
My son says, "dad, I'm over here".

QUIT IT! You're killing me! LOL

I think I spotted on that one.

I hate to think what Bilbo Baggins has been up to ... he's got hairy feet !!!

Originally posted by Pisky
I hate to think what Bilbo Baggins has been up to ... he's got hairy feet !!!

Well I don't blame him at all! You saw the hobbit-women?:shk:

If this were true, wouldn't only women and gays grow beards and moustaches?

if someone has muscle on there forearm more than normal then they beat off thats how i got my big forearm muscles

Originally posted by Valnta

Originally posted by Pisky
I hate to think what Bilbo Baggins has been up to ... he's got hairy feet !!!

Well I don't blame him at all! You saw the hobbit-women?:shk:

HI-O!

The only side affect is it makes you look like this

I've heard people can really masturbate with their feet..is this true ?

It's funny when you can get a child to ask his parents if he's aloud to get into Math's Debating.
The kid has no idea what he's saying, and the look on the parents face, priceless.

At least you don't work here

Originally posted by machinegunjordan
if someone has muscle on there forearm more than normal then they beat off thats how i got my big forearm muscles

Ouch, is it really apparent you favor one arm or have you given both an equal oppurtunity life.

dont worry agent 47 both arms get an equal workout every once and a while

Come (probably a bad choice of word here)on you guys, I'm curious...is it really possible to masturbate with your feet ? Anybody have any experience with this ?

By the way, to whoever posted that picture of "masterbaiters" that was HILARIOUS ...I wonder if those people have any idea what their sign says.

*Kayem, having a Beavis and Butthead moment*

"Heh..aheh...that sign says...."

Originally posted by KayEm
*Kayem, having a Beavis and Butthead moment*

"Heh..aheh...that sign says...."

See what I have to put up with

[Edited on 1-5-2004 by Pisky]

Originally posted by KayEm
Come (probably a bad choice of word here)on you guys, I'm curious...is it really possible to masturbate with your feet ? Anybody have any experience with this ?

It may be possible, but I highly doubt it. I'm flexible and I can touch my feet to my penis but to actually have both up there doing the deed. I highly doubt. I don't think someone's legs are supposed to bend that way.

Why are you wondering? Want to try it or something?