Alien vs Human Fight

i dont know but i hope that the public finally knows the truth real soon because i want to know all about UFO's and the government should tell us the secrets they are hiding from us,i just hope i get to see an alien and a UFO

Well things have certainly changed since my last posting.
Sissy has left, I think she saw the change in me and didn't
like it.
I've become more muscular, I rarely bathe and tend to wear
a vest and karki pants. My features have become craggy and
a strong stubble covers my square jaw.
Also, Sissy frowned at my cigar smoking, a stogie gripped
between my clenched teeth.
My calf-length desert boots have tramped dirt into the house
and my cursing made Sissy let the home go into disarry.

I've six notches on my back-pack, six dead aliens goddam it.
I rarely sleep now, vigilence is my credo, my red-rimmed eyes
scan for the visitor and god help him if he wanders onto my turf.

With the last of my savings, I bought a second-hand fireman's hose
and pump truck from a farm sale.
My killer cocktail is urine, mostly obtained from a deal with a farmer
and his livestock. Also industrial bleach, lime and street-gritting salt
from the gritting bins along the motorways.

I still fill my back-pack for... shall we say close encounters, but five
of my slayings were done with the fire hose.
I'm alone now, no trust, no love, just a lone gunner at his post and
watching the skies.
I'll be selling my computer soon, for funds to upkeep my vigil.
Who knows where this'll end.
Thanks guys for helpin' me see sense.
Sgt Wardog signin' off.


[edit on 22-2-2007 by IronMan]

Yah, keep up the good work, sarge! An' let God sort 'em out! There is no mercy to be had for anal-probing Zeta-Reticulians! *Shouts into the empty air*: We don't like your kind around here! You come back and we'll make a German porn movie with all of you!!! (German porn movies=lots of "golden showers" Everyone knows that.)

Well, if it came down to unarmed, hand-to-hand combat with those sawed-off alien bastards, Martial Arts would be the way to go. The Greys are masters of Taekwondo and Taiho Jutsu, so I think you'd need to get in and get out quickly, inflicting the most damage and incapacitating your alien opponent in the fewest moves possible — trust me, you don't want those damned dirty aliens to lay hands on you, or it's all over.

A human's best bet would be to utilize a pressure-point fighting style, I think — advanced Aikido, perhaps, or the legendary death-touch of Dim Mak, even better. Only problem is, the alien pressure points and meridians are all backwards from human, but they're really similar to some amphibians. So, you'd probably need to practice your Aikido and Dim Mak on frogs and salamanders for a few months before going at it with an alien.

— Doc Velocity

Dude... If you're going to battle an advanced extraterrestrial species, you have to bring in the only guy who ever killed Chuck Norris.



"Agreed, Master Lee... Bigger your Force is than mine."

— Doc Velocity

Word! With Bruce Lee on our side, there is nothing that can stop us. We could rule Earth with an iron fist...or better, we could clone Bruce Lee and send an invasion force of Bruce Lee clones to Zeta-REticuli and annihilate the greys completely. Then we'd see who anal-probed who around the 'hood. Of course we could clone Chuck as well, but my favorite is Steven Segal. Then again, there's always the man, the myth, the legend.....



Need I say more?
Man, you Greys are SO dead...

Edit: How the hell did you get the picture into the post?

[edit on 25-2-2007 by David_Reale]

It is a very common misconception that he died but the problem is Bruce Lee was abducted by the Reptillians on the 20th of July 1973. So actually that means he is against us. That still leaves us with Chuck Norris but Bruce beet him so that is not gonna work out to well. Steven Segal is a good choice but he may just be to fat of late to fight. That does leave us with the man, the myth, the legend



now iwhat if we team him up with Chuck and than we bring in



[edit on 25-2-2007 by mindrewind2002]

Well, this is a dilemma... If Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris, and if Bruce Lee clones are now working for the Zeta-Reticuloids, then we're in a real fix — and I don't think even MacGyver can pull us out of this one. Face it, knowing how to build a shotgun out of barbed wire and used condoms is not the kind of technology we need.

We need high technology... and we need the Ultimate Representative of Humankind to lead our battle against the extraterrestrial forces of darkness.



"God has a hardon for Marines, because we kill every thing we see."
— R. Lee Ermey, Full Metal Jacket

— Doc Velocity

[edit on 2/25/2007 by Doc Velocity]

Originally posted by David_Reale
Edit: How the hell did you get the picture into the post?

Notice that your picture link says "external image" because it's a link to a photo outside of ATS. I'm loading my pictures into ATS itself, so it doesn't have an external link.

— Doc Velocity

If you fight one that's just a researcher, yeah, you'd beat them.

Fight one that does the equivalent of our martial arts... you'd lose.


Pit the best "human" fighters against theirs, it's 50/50. Speed, skill and training , all I have to say on that.

Pit the best "human" fighters against theirs, it's 50/50. Speed, skill and training , all I have to say on that.

So we need a human life form with unmatched skill, speed, and stamina. There may exists such an entity but he resides up north in the cold mountains of Quebec.

Google Video Link

[edit on 25-2-2007 by mindrewind2002]

[edit on 25-2-2007 by mindrewind2002]

Wow....we're screwed....

But, nah...we still have both MacGyver, Mr. T, Steven Seagal, and of course, the one, the only, DOlph Lundgren. If we clone these guys, there's absolutely nothing that can stop us...except some Reptilian version of Bruce LEe who have a red bandana in Yxamallorrakuska, the Reptilian martial arts.... Oh-#...we're SO screwed.... I doubt even the A-team could save us from an army of Reptilian martial arts clones... Maybe if it was an army of Mr. T's...just maybe...

Heh... er, sorry I got tied up abit back there.
Hi there, it's been a while and things have
changed abit around here since I last was on.
Maybe, sometime in the future I'll tell you what happened
to me, but for now... all I'll say is it's all true.

Eeeeh, last time I was here this was all trees!
The stuff about urine... I found it works on humans too,
apparently they don't like bein' dowsed in the stuff as well.

I'm here to ask if you can help me, it's abot the dream I had
last night.
Last night Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and
told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, that he'd melt my brain.

Whadda yer' think?
I need help troops, so grab a gun and stand post.

Telepathic or not I think anyone on this board could physically dominate a grey but as for others such as "nordic", the zanfretta reptillians, or the loveland frogpoeple those other types seem like actual civilized life forms which the greys seem more like cloned worker bees, lets thank god that whoever made the greys didnt make them 1000 feet tall ha Id like to see them cover those up. "oh that thing?.....swamp gas, or a decomposing dog inflated by gases that make him grow.. thaaats right

( if you can't beat the UFO nuts join em I say)

I would smack that *&!@$ up by going all

www.youtube.com...

He-Man on their scrawny asses.