Alien vs Human Fight

Haha, nice to see a light-hearted fun thread, really enjoyed reading your posts so far, BASS you really made me chuckle.

Well, I would be confident on taking on multiple grays in hand to hand combat, I doubt it takes much to incapacitate them. A few swift uppercuts, float like a butterfly, sting like a bee and all that! POW, and hell yeah, talk some smack like was already mentioned..or even think some smack if they are reading your thoughts! 'I pity to foo' who comes and anal probes me, your mine now, you belong to ME!'

hahaha entertaining thread. Well as for some Ideas on this whole alien/human fist fight deal. I read in that Credo Mutwa interview David Icke did, that human urine burns their skin like a chemical burn. I guess while being examined some of Mutwa's urine came out and got on one of the greys I think and it acted like it was in extreme pain. Also I don't know how true that Lacerta interview is but in that Lacerta claims the reptilian species has discs on its back sorta like an exo spine type deal. And I guess those discs are very sensitive so if true a reptilian could be taken out very easily with a few swift attacks to the back. But if that urine thing was true screw chuck norris, vandam and sylvester stallone. R. Kelly would be the next great action hero hahaha.

Wow!! Is that true?... about the urine thing?
That may be our way through, carrying a crisp
or fries packet half-full of urine would certainly
deter the Reptoids.
When returning from shopping or church, you encounter
a Reptoid, a swift kick to the doo-dahs and a face full
of day-old slash would certainly send him running back to
Zeta Reticuli.

[edit on 6-2-2007 by IronMan]

I seriously don't know how true it is because I question a lot of ickes theory's but that Zulu priest Credo Mutwa is the one that said it in the interview. Just google the interview but it is pretty long. It's an entertaining thought though. lol

I was just thinking about the urine thing.
Is that why vagrants smell the way the do?

I'm off to buy a flask, always be prepared is my
watchword.

Heres a little tip for taking out a nordic. Strapping they are, strong maybe, but I digress.

They have big stupid shoulders! the clavical bone basically acts like the suspension system for your shoulder like the control arm on a car does. If it goes the whole thing is rendered useless. Fun fact the clavical or collar bone only takes about 20 lbs of pressure to snap. The nose takes only 15. It's a huminoid weakspot (clavical)

The clavical is a bone that muscles attach to but don't overlay. So no matter how buff you get, even rediculously buff, you can't build up protection for the collar bone. Good to know when the bouncer gives you a hard time. Nice to know that you can bring even their stupid, need to get a better job still living off of moms and 34, bouncers to their knees.

A bit of advice. A broken collar bone is extreamly painful and after a few seconds of swinging their broken arm around uselessly they will give up using the limb, but it may take a few seconds for the victim to realise that their shoulder is gone. So if and when you slam your balled up hand down on a nordics clavical and pop it, remember to get away for a few seconds cause he may still be flailing around a bit, but trust me unless they are hoped up on pcp they will stop, it hurts way to much.

Second, theres this thing called the vagis nerve. It sits right behind the jaw and runs up into your brain. Don't know if nordics have one but it's a great place to punch a human. THe base of da skull right behind the ear. the bumpy part.

If the nordics don't have vagis nerves...Good news! that same spot you just punched is called the mastoid process. It's that little dorito chip shaped piece of the skull that hangs down to protect the Feyman Magnum(literally means big hole in latin) which is where the spinal cord goes relatively unprotected from the vertabre to the skull. Punch a nordic there decently and you stand a real good chance of breaking or tweeking their spinal chord good. Just DO NOT EVER punch a person there as you can easily kill them. But as for nordics that want to get some...well come and get it pretty boy.

Also mashing their pretty little cheek bones (zigomatic arch) which is pretty thin will make them back up for a second. But remember you only want them to back up for a second so that you can break their necks or gouge out their eyes. Don't try kicking them in the balls as that never works on something with adrenalin going through it.

Just some thoughts.

I would lmfao if some grey walked into the room, threw any of you guys against the wall and just as you were about to get up and charge he's on top of you like a freaked out chimpanzee stomping up and down until you were unconcious. No telepathic attack, no weapons, just hand-to-hand combat. You have no idea how strong a grey might actually be and I would be so amused to watch him open up a sixpack of whupazz until you were pummeled like a ground beef patty and then beamed up to the mothership for some extracurricular probing. HAHAHA!

I say whip out little R Kelly and do a little bit of the golden shower thing too. Hey annunaki heres your gold...punks. But only if you have time. It might make a grey back up. It would be cool to know that we have the equivelent of acid spit like in the movie aliens. It makes sense though especially if they absorb nutrients through their skin. SOme parts of the grey skin might not absorb nutrients and so it might not work on various parts of them. But still worth a shot. In fact if they absorb stuff throught their skin and pee is too much what happens if you crush a vile of '___' on their forehead? Sit back and watch the halarity ensue.

You could also try spitting on them, extra bonus if you are already sick.

Personally I would whizz on any alien I defeated in combat. It's a marking my territory thing. Besides if I win it looks like Bass has a new toy to bend over like a gay convict when I shackle and drag the defeated alien home to my deliverence modled family and shove it into a gimp suit and a small box. That will teach it to mess with us primal humans. Get medieval on it's ass. "Now your going to tell me where your spaceship is parked or you get the soldering gun again." type of stuff.

Someone needs to tell the greys to go play with the wimps from arcturus, and leave us humans alone or it's gunna get real hardcore around here, with hunting seasons open for the greys. Poaching allowed no bag limit!

[edit on 6-2-2007 by BASSPLYR]

ahhahah i cant take it any longer, your the funniest guy ever! Your guide to alien fighting is useful. ahaha

Originally posted by carnival_of_souls2047
I would lmfao if some grey walked into the room, threw any of you guys against the wall and just as you were about to get up and charge he's on top of you like a freaked out chimpanzee stomping up and down until you were unconcious. No telepathic attack, no weapons, just hand-to-hand combat. You have no idea how strong a grey might actually be and I would be so amused to watch him open up a sixpack of whupazz until you were pummeled like a ground beef patty and then beamed up to the mothership for some extracurricular probing. HAHAHA!

Haha, BRING IT ON BABY, if a 3ft gray stomped my ass he deserves to get down with his anal probing, but I aint buying it. Wonder if those guys have teeth, id certainly growl to show them mine, wonder what they taste like..

Got that covered. Chimps have 20 inch arms and climb trees for a living. Greys have 4 inch arms and sit on their ass's all day doodling with tools and surgical implements. Even if the grey was stronger than it looked, it would not be strong enough. I don't even think they have muscle tone in their arms.

Descriptions say they are more marshmellowy than anything. People have not witnessed greys effortlessly moving heavy objects with out some sort of mechanical assistance. And the few people who have seen them manipulate doors or fence latches all say that they don't open the doors with any degree of streangth or ease.

But I'll give the grey a chance and let it get the first punch in and everything. I would bend down and give a good shot. Then i would laugh maniaclly and crush the grey like a sasquatch beating up stephen hawking.

Ive got this really weird image in my head of me punching it square in the face, but it bending in like a cushion and not being able to pull it back out again, haha, could prove troublesome.

Strangevision,

I've thought about that but the grey head obviously has some sort of physical integrity to it to hold their massive brains. So instead of picturing your fist getting stuck picture a melon exploding!!

I figure the toughest thing about thrashing a grey is getting the goo, muck, and bone fragments out of your clothes.

Seriously though i think my finishing move would be to grab the little guy around the ankles and swing him into a large tree trunk like a mike mcguire hopped up on steroids trying to break his own record while simultaniusly trying to hit the ball out of the park and win the world series. ala Michale myers in friday the 13 part 3 or maybe it was jason in halloween. You know the sceen with the sleeping bag, and the tree, and the person inside the sleeping bag.

Originally posted by IronMan
I was just thinking about the urine thing.
Is that why vagrants smell the way the do?

I'm off to buy a flask, always be prepared is my
watchword.

thanks guys you put a smile on my face and gave me stitch from laughing.

I suppose it depends on the alien and the environment they were evolved in. Those planets with a higher gravitational pull will require more muscle mass to do the same amount of work. So if your a human from earth fighting say an alien from a smaller planet you could probably just pull its limbs or its head off.

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[edit on 6-2-2007 by carslake]

" So if your a human from earth fighting say an alien from a smaller planet you could probably just pull its limbs or its head off."

Now thats the spirit!

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[edit on 6-2-2007 by BASSPLYR]

[edit on 6-2-2007 by BASSPLYR]

Originally posted by dawgjay
I was thinking, what is if came down to old school, dust and dirt fist fights with alien invaders, Do you think Humans are stronger then aliens, I mean for the most part, the popular ones, the Greys, they look pretty scrawny too me, I'm not huge, but I bet I could lay the smack down on them.

But if they have telepathic abilities, could they turn us against other humans? or turn us against ourself?

I know in abductions, they say that you are paralyzed, is there any documented case where people have fought it and the outcome? Do you end up at Dulce being an experiment or on a strange planet or do they leave you alone?

Most of all, I just want to know if I could kick an aliens arse without weapons involved.

Thanks

Don't even think about it
They would just have to materialise a remote control craft in each of our nuclear power plant and it would be over

No such thing will happend, there is not even any need to speculate on this. The only threat there is to this beautiful planet, is man itself.

The problem as I see it is that you would almost NEVER catch them on an even playing field. The phrase "If it's a fair fight, you did not plan right." would have to be practiced by an ET. If you subscribe to the Dulce event, and there was as was a firefight when geologist inspected the tube, and when caught off guard, one or two ETs had been killed, then this opens up a huge can of tactical worms. If it is possible to kill them at all (i.e. personal shield generators not activated due to surprise) then my money would be on mankind. Humans who are desperate, and have even the slightest chance to win, can exploit it and move mountains. (see the Chernobyl containment wall, built against incredible odds and at great human cost, but it WAS accomplished.)

That being said, suppose ETs are much smarter then we humans give them credit for.... Like smart enough to infiltrate humanity in every detail over thousands of years. Using deliberate and elaborate systems of religious, economic and political control to collectively reduce the traits that would make such a resistance possible. Then when the appointed hour is reached, use any and all means at your disposal simultaneously (Natural, economic, geopolitical, religious and technological) to debilitate the will of humans to fight back. Because they are predisposed to capitulate (Thanks to years of your deliberate and scientific conditioning ) and the technical and physical challenges that would need to be met would require a caliber of man/woman that simply does not exist anymore... Victory would be assured.

Look around us, earth bound invaders are repelled by those who are filled to the brim with nationalistic or religious zeal, and huge numbers of them are required to challenge a technologically superior enemy... Deployment of your forces would be best carried out in secret like the Trojan Horse (i.e. D.U.M.B.s) and attacks should be swift, merciless and from all possible directions, as to provide no possible escape and regrouping. Why infiltrate the target instead of the orbital deathstar approach?? Well if you needed to preserve the targets (or just some of them) for some purpose, then you risk guerilla warfare (to be avoided as it gives the enemy a chance to return fire and accumulate / destroy your assets and personnel) by direct ground invasion, so the best approach seems to be physiological / class warfare to eliminate the prerequisites for resistance and then hit with everything you have, all at once.

This is by no means a new theory or strategy, but if you apply Occam's razor, and a little bit of historical perspective..... it will keep you up at nights : 0

As for a fist fight intergalactic UFC of MAN V.S. XXXXX?? In a fair fight.... In my opnion, the RIGHT human ( Shaolin monk, Brazilian Jujitsu master etc. ) could tea-bag anything less then giant 10 ft tall reptile, and perhaps them too : ) Additionally, evidence seems to suggest that some humans do possess extraordinary mental / PSI abilities of our own : )

And in regards to invasion... we humans have one thing, one powerful weapon that even endless well laid plans, armadas and standing armies may not be able to stamp out..... Hope. : )

Interesting topic..thanks for hearing my $ 0.2 : )

Thanks for the laughs guys.

I'm sure a lot of you have put way too much thought into this.

Funny as hell though!

with all due respect, and i am not a said 'hater',
but this thread seems kind of childish.

about fist-fighting a higher intelligence. ...fist fighting no doubt.

i guess in light of having to solve something in a violent manner, a fist fight might be more gentlemanly than someone breaking out a gun. so there's some merit.


edit: good humor at the end of the day

[edit on 12-05-2006 by zooplancton]

I believe this was very briefly covered in one of Whitley Strieber's books. I think I recall reading that he had met a woman who claimed to have fought off a group of greys in her bedroom. She managed to force her way out of the paralysis, grabbed the closest grey by the neck, and snapped it by wrenching it to the side with her one bare hand. They immediately withdrew, taking the fallen alien with them. Can't recall the rest, but I believe that's what happened.