so i met this really hot girl

Originally posted by yeahrightYou're right. It doesn't. I heard he's in St. Barts shooting a Tropic Tan commercial with a troupe of Chinese acrobats.

off to the sig line for you

You sound like you just won an incredible trophy. Women are not objects to brag to your friends about.
Here's a tip!

Don't refer to her as a hot girl who can do the splits.

:shk:

Originally posted by Paresthesia
You sound like you just won an incredible trophy. Women are not objects to brag to your friends about.
Here's a tip!

Don't refer to her as a hot girl who can do the splits.

:shk:

it was a lie.
he made a 2nd thread which had a pic.
it was picture of a interweb porn star which he cut out the url on.
other members busted him.
hilarity ensued.

Originally posted by Mirthful Me
There has been no better example of how many people fail to read through a thread and understand the true nature of the discussion. I have no doubt that if the thread alluded to currently were still active that we would be on the tenth or eleventh page with posts of "you lucky dog" despite the debunking near the bottom of the first page.

Mirthful's Razor: The hawtness of your significant other is inversely proportional to your need to "prove it." In the case of a lack of a significant other, the "need" approaches infinity.

I have no doubt I'll copy and paste this a few more times...

Originally posted by Mirthful Me


I have no doubt I'll copy and paste this a few more times...

yep looks like it.

But I`m sure a monkey relaxing and surfing in Malibu wont be too phased.

My bad;; I'm such a n00b. [/spam]

Originally posted by Paresthesia
Don't refer to her as a hot girl who can do the splits.

that sounds so comical. like an grandparent asking "is he on the marijuana?"