so i met this really hot girl

and for one sweet time i actually had a GOOD date that the other girl actually enjoyed herself. and did i mention she is hot? she can do the splits and she takes yoga classes. lets put it that way for you.

reason i say this is because i thought all the good girls were gone! but theyre not!! i got the last one.
comments? tips?????

Hey, that's great!

No wonder why you've been absent from the boards lately.

Anyway, I'm happy for ya.

yup trust me id love to be on ats all day but now that i have a girl who actually like me its nice to spend time with her too.

She can do the split eh? I bet she could...

oops, sorry, that not the Christian side of me.

I got to give you props if she's as hot as you say.

she is quite flexible. i think all those years of yoga made her so irrisistable.

[edit on 8-1-2007 by conspiracymaster]

You lucked out, I wish I had a girlfriend that was flexible. :w:

Originally posted by thehumbleone
You lucked out, I wish I had a girlfriend that was flexible.

:w:

no way its skills. last month i dated like 6 girls. but they were hoe's. it took all my skills to get with this girl

Sad but true, I have no skillz with the ladies.

If i had a hot babe i would get then and then after that i would say

[edit on 8-1-2007 by thehumbleone]

Originally posted by conspiracymaster
she can do the splits and she takes yoga classes.

Funny, I used to tell my friends that my girlfriend used to be able to do the same. It seems like a lot of people use that fib.

Im not saying your lying, just saying a lot of people say that, when in fact, its not true.

Have a good one,
TD

[edit on 8-1-2007 by TheDesigner]

Originally posted by conspiracymaster

Originally posted by thehumbleone
You lucked out, I wish I had a girlfriend that was flexible.

:w:

no way its skills. last month i dated like 6 girls. but they were hoe's. it took all my skills to get with this girl

Ok so how exactly did you get this chick to date you? I assume you rolled up in a borrowed Mercedes and "accidentally" dropped a fat roll of Benjamin's in front of her..? (And before some of you flame me for that, remember that a nice car and lots of money can and does attract women everyday.. for old guys.)

But seriously if it took skills please help the rest of us learn from your experience!!!

Ok so how exactly did you get this chick to date you? I assume you rolled up in a borrowed Mercedes and "accidentally" dropped a fat roll of Benjamin's in front of her..? (And before some of you flame me for that, remember that a nice car and lots of money can and does attract women everyday.. for old guys.)

But seriously if it took skills please help the rest of us learn from your experience!!!

Sorry to rain on your parade, but this guy was proven to be a hoaxer. He started another thread quite recently, that is now deleted where he shows pics of this so-called "girlfriend". I wish you coulda seen it.

Anyway, a few of our esteemed members quickly figured out the lovely lady in his photos was none other than one of those "teen" porn stars.

This thread wasn't removed for some reason. But just to let you know, this members girlfriend doesn't exist in the capacity that he states.

anyone who is into a girl should know that you never, ever talk about your sex life in any manner and you never brag about the kinky stuff or the things she can do that most girls cannot.

why?

if you marry this lass, there may come a time where you are sitting around with these friends and one of them will, invariably, be thinking " I can't believe he did the nasty with her while she hung from a lamp post on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras" and you will be looking at your friend thinking "I can't believe this guy knows that my wife can hang from her toes and still twist around to sex me up, in public no less"

never a good thing.

and yes, conspiracymaster makes some outlandish claims about porn star girlfriends and now we can add flexible to his list of claims. what is it with guys that can't get action that they feel the need to make outlandish claims about their love life. If they want to be believed, just claim you have a girlfriend. better yet, don't bring it up unless asked. If someone posts to several thousand anonymous people on a message board about his girlfriend, bragging about her looks, her ability to stick her feet behind her ears etc, odds are he's making it up. Why else would he feel the need to start a thread about his wicked girlfriend?

The worst thing a guy usually does is take a beautiful woman for granted. They hate that. Don't be afraid to show affection in public. Since she's hot that should be no problem.
Just do spontaneous things now and then to make sure they understand how important they are to you. If she is important to you.
Be yourself slowly. Don't let your hair out and meet the real you right away, let little quirks out gradually.


And like Crakeur said don't brag about your sexlife anywhere she might find out. They have ways of checking up on you that would shock a meer mortal such as yourself.

[edit on 16-2-2007 by Royal76]

uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMM


You guys know he was lying right, and was talking about Teen Kelly?

hahaha.

thus the ban. haha.

sad thing is, she's not even that hot.

Yeah, what a douche, that was hilarious!

Originally posted by Lysergic
sad thing is, she's not even that hot.

I thought she was. I also like that avatar you got there as well. This place is corrupting me!

Originally posted by ben91069

Originally posted by Lysergic
sad thing is, she's not even that hot.

I thought she was. I also like that avatar you got there as well. This place is corrupting me!

Yeah, I thought that chick was hot too.

There has been no better example of how many people fail to read through a thread and understand the true nature of the discussion. I have no doubt that if the thread alluded to currently were still active that we would be on the tenth or eleventh page with posts of "you lucky dog" despite the debunking near the bottom of the first page.

Mirthful's Razor: The hawtness of your significant other is inversely proportional to your need to "prove it." In the case of a lack of a significant other, the "need" approaches infinity.

Originally posted by conspiracymaster
reason i say this is because i thought all the good girls were gone! but theyre not!! i got the last one.

not that it matters now that you have been banned, but:

i have the last good (actually, she is the best) girl around

Originally posted by they see ALL
not that it matters now that you have been banned, but:

You're right. It doesn't. I heard he's in St. Barts shooting a Tropic Tan commercial with a troupe of Chinese acrobats.