Rodney Dangerfield joke of the day, page 3

posted on Jan, 13 2004 @ 12:05 AM

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01/13/04: "With my dog I don't get no respect. His favorite bone is in my finger."

posted on Jan, 14 2004 @ 04:30 PM

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01/14/03: "With girls I don't get no respect. When I was makin love to one girl she started to cry. I said to her, "You'll hate yourself in the morning." She said, "No, I hate myself now!""

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 14 2004 @ 11:04 PM

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01/15/04: "When I was a kid I got no respect. My old man took me to a freak show. They said, "Get the kid out, he's destracting from the show." "

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 15 2004 @ 10:56 PM

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01/16/04: "Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said "Are you Louise?" She said, "Are you Rodney?" I said, "Yeah." She said, "I'm not Louise." "

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 16 2004 @ 11:49 PM

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01/17/04: "With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach."

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 18 2004 @ 03:40 AM

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01/18/04: "When I was a kid I got no respect. I played hide-n-seek. They wouldn't even look for me"

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 18 2004 @ 11:52 PM

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01/19/04: "When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin from one end to the other."

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 19 2004 @ 11:20 PM

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01/20/04: "When I was a kid I got no respect. I asked my old man if I could go ice skating on the lake. He told me to wait til it gets warmer."

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 20 2004 @ 11:32 PM

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01/21/04: "When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster. My old man told me to stand up straight."

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 22 2004 @ 12:46 AM

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01/22/04: "When I was a kid I got no respect. Every week my old man took me to the zoo. I found out he was trying to make a trade."

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 23 2004 @ 01:58 PM

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01/23/04: "With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride."

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 23 2004 @ 11:51 PM

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01/24/04: "With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car."

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 25 2004 @ 12:50 AM

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01/25/04: "With my old man I got no respect. When he told me I should start at the bottom. He was teaching me how to swim."

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 25 2004 @ 11:02 PM

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01/26/04: "When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.""

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 27 2004 @ 03:37 PM

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01/27/04: "With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff."

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 27 2004 @ 11:48 PM

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01/28/04: "When I was a kid I got no respect. My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me to sit on his lap. He was in the electric chair."

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 29 2004 @ 03:30 PM

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01/29/04: "When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, "I gonna run away from home." She said, "On your mark.....""

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 29 2004 @ 11:21 PM

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01/30/04: "I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!"

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 30 2004 @ 11:26 PM

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01/31/04: "When I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me...... and no one showed up."

NotTooHappy

posted on Jan, 31 2004 @ 11:57 PM

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02/01/04: "I tell ya, with my wife I got no sex life. Just when I get going, she wakes up."