I know the Whore of Babylon

I don't know why you're so determined to find out her age, but she's 18.

IF I have to expaine the last post to you then OK just let me know if you can't figure out why I'd like to know what age this girl is. You don't mind if I steal her from you. Cause a girl who wants to have sex with me 20 times a day will be the girl who steals my heart

ok for one public sex is great , sex 20 times a day even greater by your own admission you have thought about and using that twisted biblical logic you have already done it so get out the rain coat and get busy boy steam up that movie theater.

Religion should be banned...

See how it holds back the Human race?

CRUSH THE CHURCHES!! SACK THE SYNAGOGUES!! MASH THE MOSQUES!

Get rid of it all and then, maybe, we can all start to live peaceful, productive lives...

(and get laid instead of behaving like we have a rod up our arses)

[edit on 14/12/06 by stumason]

Originally posted by Jovi1
ok for one public sex is great , sex 20 times a day even greater by your own admission you have thought about and using that twisted biblical logic you have already done it so get out the rain coat and get busy boy steam up that movie theater.

I never twisted the bible, i simply admitted that i have lusted after women, but just because I've done it in my mind doesn't mean I'm gonna actually do it in real life.

Do you think that Jesus ever got a boner? How bout a wet dream?

Of course jesus had wet dreams, he was in human form with all the 'drawbacks' of human organs that discharge on their own occasionally.

The reason nobody wrote about it in the bibles was because everytime it happened it was like the scene from Ark Of The Covenant when the nazis open the box.

Originally posted by thehumbleone

I never twisted the bible, i simply admitted that i have lusted after women, but just because I've done it in my mind doesn't mean I'm gonna actually do it in real life.

But according to the (plagiarised) Bible, thats a sin? Thats what you said yesterday!

You do know the Bible is plagiarised, don't you?

Even the Creation story is blatantly lifted from earlier religions, including Egyptian mythology....

Originally posted by stumason

Originally posted by thehumbleone

I never twisted the bible, i simply admitted that i have lusted after women, but just because I've done it in my mind doesn't mean I'm gonna actually do it in real life.

But according to the (plagiarised) Bible, thats a sin? Thats what you said yesterday!

You do know the Bible is plagiarised, don't you?

Even the Creation story is blatantly lifted from earlier religions, including Egyptian mythology....

Yes, and I admit I'm a sinner.

When did this become a discussion about the Bible?

I thought this was supposed to be a discussion about this girl that molests me?

If Jesus poped a woodie, he would have to be lusting, therefore sinning. If he never popped a boner, then he wouldn't be a complete man. Do you think that if Jesus were walking the Earth today, he would take viagra?

Originally posted by BASSPLYR

BTW if you get wierded out from the stuff that comes out of your hooha when you climax just remember that that is the REAL Jesus Juice. And that you aint going to go to hell for it. Just heaven.

HAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAA!!

Weirded out....stuff.....

Well, you cite religion as a reason not to give her a good nobbing, hence, religion comes into the discussion.

Seriously though guys, i need to find an alternative other than shagging her, i can't do it since I'm a Christian, and if I do, well, then I have committed a sin.

yes, but god forgives you for simple sins like that. Just invoke the name of jesus when you are done. You'll be forgiven.

A loud shout of THANK YOU JESUS!!! when you climax is the best way to recieve redemtion.

Originally posted by thehumbleone
Seriously though guys, i need to find an alternative other than shagging her, i can't do it since I'm a Christian, and if I do, well, then I have committed a sin.

Ok, ignoring the fact the Bible is plagiarised and the story of Jesus is also plagiarised.. Lets just assume for one moment there is a grain of truth in there.

Where, in the Holy Bloody Bible, does it expressley say "Sex is bad" or forbid sex out of wedlock? Because I am pretty damn sure that is a Catholic invention, where they made almost everything a sin in order to control the masses.

(That is the purpose of Organised Religion,you know,Control of the People)

all i said is you already commited said sin in your mind you might as well go ahead and at least get some pleasure out of it. besides if your really good shell be calling you God.

If this chick is as hot and horny as you say she deserves a good pounding. You will not rot in hell for doing her. Are you a virgin?
If so, I could see you being somewhat intimidated by her forwardness.
Having some good passionate hair pulling, ass slapping sex never killed anybody as far as I know. If you are so adamant about "saving yourself for marriage" then tell her you are gay. If you want to get rid of her for good then just perform miserably in bed and you'll probably never see her again. Sex is good for the mind, the body, and the spirit. Just do it!

So Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a woman that wants to have sex 20 times a day, and the Tooth Fairy are all in a footrace. Who wins?

None of them. Why?

BECAUSE NONE OF THEM REALLY EXIST!

Ahem, I digress...

Actually, I've seen much discussion that says premarital sex is not forbidden by Christianity:

In biblical times there was nothing wrong with a married man having as many wives as he could afford, concubine and "common" prostitutes. Adultery was only wrong for a married women, since it violated her husbands property (and sexual) rights over her and his other wives or concubines.

Source

Sex is natural, and (if you believe in such things) just another part of God's gifts to you. Take the opportunity, enjoy it.

Maybe you do only want this girl for her body... maybe not. Your desire for her is certainly clouding your judgment. I mean, c'mon... you called her the 'Whore of Babylon'. And said she 'molested' you. An 18 year old... please.

Personally, if you're this uptight, I'm willing to bet that she is poking fun at you.

Try this... return some of her 'affection'. Kiss her, grope her back, whatever... that's nothing serious. Certainly, you won't 'burn' for something so tame. If she's messing with you, she'll back off and leave you alone right then. Case solved.

If she genuinely wants you, then you have a decision to make... so make it. And make it with her. Be open and honest with her.

Originally posted by Hobbes
So Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a woman that wants to have sex 20 times a day, and the Tooth Fairy are all in a footrace. Who wins?

None of them. Why?

BECAUSE NONE OF THEM REALLY EXIST!

Not that this actually has anything to do with the topic, but there have in fact been women who have had sex hundreds of times a day, with hundreds of different men....

(Of course, no man in his right mind would want to be in a relationship with such a woman.... )

(ROFLMMFAO at entire thread)

I just thought of something very real and serious though:

Sometimes, when a woman is being very persistent and keeps trying to have sex with you - it's because she's decided SHE'S GOING TO HAVE YOUR BABY!!!

So I would say, go for it and have some fun with her, but if you're not ready to start making babies yet, make damn sure you use a condom!! And if she won't let you put one on - get rid of her fast!!