what would you do if you were approached by Aliens?

I feel that I would be able to tell right away what the creatures intentions were. I would treat the situation like any other when I come across a wild animal. Look it in the eyes and feel out it's intentions. Usually people can tell this stuff in a split second even with other species so I don't feel that an alien would be an exception.

If it seems calm but curious, I would respond the same. Maybe even sit in some way to promoite an understanding that I wont do anything hostile, and then maybe communication can begin. If it seemed freaked than I would be too. No doubt I would be startled but that would end soon enough once I get a gist of what it seems to be intending.

If it ran suddenly then I would either presue it or let it run off depending. There have been cases where greys have tried to trick humans out from underneath shelter by getting the angry humans to chase it to where it's UFO abduction beam could get at us, so I would see if it were running due to protecting it's own life or just running. If it were just running then let it go it could be a trick. If it were running and looked scared i may let it go cause I feel bad, but if it were caught up to no good or sneaking around me and then it ran in fear, well thats an admittal of guilt and that sucker is gunna get bagged by me if I can run it down.

I honestly don't think that greys stand a chance in hell in a physical confrontation with humans or at least not my stalky arse. I would honestly like to see just how much damage I could do to one of em. I know I can punch through a small brick from my old karate classes, had to do it for black belt testing, so what could I do to some grey skull. I'm sure the results would look like Scrambled Eggs...a SF term. Those greys don't seem too trust worthy and if I caught one sneaking around like in the pictures of the one trying to approach some mexicans like he were Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell in the Mexican UFO converence video I would emmediatly charge it and see what it's frail lanky limbs could do against primate muscle. Most animals whether intelligent or not will sucumb to sudden extreamly violent actions of an advesary. It's the model that works for every predator in the wild and for every SF group.

I'm not all violent though. If the creature seemed just curious then no harm done right. THat is unless it's just trying to figure out where my butt hole is that they can probe me easier later in the night.

I would be excited to see them if they are hostile i will take action and kill it immediately or hold it down and contact the CIA immediately for they can take care of this problem.

Originally posted by TeH PwNeR
I would be excited to see them if they are hostile i will take action and kill it immediately or hold it down and contact the CIA immediately for they can take care of this problem.

You actually trust the government?

First of all you really have no say in being excited, cautious, hostile, friendly etc...they entrain you and you are theres. Its kinda like only being able to breathe@ 1/4th your capacity and being in a quiet vacum...its quite surreal.
Then they talk to you with your voice and try to reassure you that you wont be harmed and to just relax..all is ok

If I were to encounter an alien, I would attempt to beat it to death, then, if successful, with my hands still covered in its blood, I would drag its corpse to the nearest newspaper and sell my story. With the money I received from the newspaper I would buy as much weed and as many munchies as I could carry before returning home to post my story on ATS.

If I personally saw an alien, I'd question it first. What are you, what do you want, how old are you, can you see my house from space, etc. You know, the usual. Maybe invite it for dinner or something.

If it was a hostile alien, I would just hope it was a gray so I can get an easy shot at one of them big black eyes lol. No species in the universe likes a fork in their eye.

Originally posted by magnito_student
First of all you really have no say in being excited, cautious, hostile, friendly etc...they entrain you and you are theres. Its kinda like only being able to breathe@ 1/4th your capacity and being in a quiet vacum...its quite surreal.
Then they talk to you with your voice and try to reassure you that you wont be harmed and to just relax..all is ok

I heard about that, I cant say that happened to me though, I did not feel like I was entranced, I think my memory was altered though, by my choice I think.

Originally posted by imtim83

Originally posted by TeH PwNeR
I would be excited to see them if they are hostile i will take action and kill it immediately or hold it down and contact the CIA immediately for they can take care of this problem.

You actually trust the government?

LMAO!!

Originally posted by AriesUK
If I were to encounter an alien, I would attempt to beat it to death, then, if successful, with my hands still covered in its blood, I would drag its corpse to the nearest newspaper and sell my story. With the money I received from the newspaper I would buy as much weed and as many munchies as I could carry before returning home to post my story on ATS.

one you would consider hostile, or any alien?

Originally posted by imtim83

Originally posted by TeH PwNeR
I would be excited to see them if they are hostile i will take action and kill it immediately or hold it down and contact the CIA immediately for they can take care of this problem.

You actually trust the government?

no but they do know about aliens and would like to keep it.

Originally posted by Mikeo316
If I personally saw an alien, I'd question it first. What are you, what do you want, how old are you, can you see my house from space, etc. You know, the usual. Maybe invite it for dinner or something.

If it was a hostile alien, I would just hope it was a gray so I can get an easy shot at one of them big black eyes lol. No species in the universe likes a fork in their eye.

I would put ia hostile alien in a full nelson, then the cobra clutch, then jump from the top ropes jimmy super fly snooka style and slam it with a chair.

I strongly believe that most of you would Pee Your Pants!

I would ask for a Federation Galaxy Class Starship, real, fully functional, not one of those cheesy things they give away in cereal boxes. Dang Aliens. Then I would ask if they know how to do gardening or clean houses, and offer them $50.00 a day!

Reading this thread reminds me of why we only have a slim chance of them ever revealing themselves to us en masse - we humans are all a bunch of idiots. Shoot first, ask questions later.. to 'be the man'.. trap it like a caged animal and call the local pest control (CIA).. whatever happened to being civil and kind and welcoming and being a decent intelligent human being to them? If Earth really is a harvesting cattle farm for biological materials and souls, then we deserve all we bring upon ourselves. If we're not prepared to grow up, then we deserve nothing more to be herded like the wild beasts we are.

Originally posted by 2stepsfromtop
I strongly believe that most of you would Pee Your Pants!

I would ask for a Federation Galaxy Class Starship, real, fully functional, not one of those cheesy things they give away in cereal boxes. Dang Aliens. Then I would ask if they know how to do gardening or clean houses, and offer them $50.00 a day!

your thinking of illegal aliens my friend, LOL!

Originally posted by RiotComing
Reading this thread reminds me of why we only have a slim chance of them ever revealing themselves to us en masse - we humans are all a bunch of idiots. Shoot first, ask questions later.. to 'be the man'.. trap it like a caged animal and call the local pest control (CIA).. whatever happened to being civil and kind and welcoming and being a decent intelligent human being to them? If Earth really is a harvesting cattle farm for biological materials and souls, then we deserve all we bring upon ourselves. If we're not prepared to grow up, then we deserve nothing more to be herded like the wild beasts we are.

I must say I agree, this certainly is a testament to the welcome they would most likely get. most unfortunate.

If you see a UFO come after you I’d say run.
If you are approached by one hold out your hand and think happy thoughts?

Even if you did manage to kill one (without it shooting some energy beam from its chest and vaporizing you) I doubt you’d get anyone to believe you. No one would even bother analyzing the body. They would just say it’s a hoax.

However if you did find a crash site with a body. Take it. Get the hell out of there, because their engines are probably radioactive. Then put the body on ice and phone a lawyer to start getting legal protection against the military for your find.

Based on this survey lets call it, I believe it's safe to say that we won't trust aliens, therefore the aliens won't trust us. That is why we aren't fortunate to recieve the truth from the government of ET existance (if any).

7A

Originally posted by 7Ayreon
Based on this survey lets call it, I believe it's safe to say that we won't trust aliens, therefore the aliens won't trust us. That is why we aren't fortunate to recieve the truth from the government of ET existance (if any).

7A

you like being lied to? you sound like a government poster boy!

you like being lied to? you sound like a government poster boy!

I do not like being lied to, but it's the life we all live in today. We are decieved and rely on the current system to live our lives successfully without straying from this corrupted matrix which would than lead to a hell of trouble.

7A

Originally posted by RiotComing
Reading this thread reminds me of why we only have a slim chance of them ever revealing themselves to us en masse - we humans are all a bunch of idiots. Shoot first, ask questions later.. to 'be the man'.. trap it like a caged animal and call the local pest control (CIA).. whatever happened to being civil and kind and welcoming and being a decent intelligent human being to them? If Earth really is a harvesting cattle farm for biological materials and souls, then we deserve all we bring upon ourselves. If we're not prepared to grow up, then we deserve nothing more to be herded like the wild beasts we are.

Exactly!

I would offer them my help, interest, and friendship!