Wish Corruption Game

LOL Granted...

you can't get any more morbid than a dead thread...

DOH....not dead anymore...lalalalala

I wish they'd let me keep my Xrays ...they're really cool (in a morbid kinda way...)

Granted!
But who knew you were taking about the photographs???
You walk around all day and all night with Actual X-rays passing through you and die of radiation poisoning!!!
I wish cliff's had force fields on the edge so water cant pass them and people cant jump or fall off them!!!

Granted but the river down below all run die and everyone dies of thirstation.





I wish I had a dollar for every stupid thing I did when I was a kid.

Granted!
But the government have to give you the money, and doing this they realise some of the stupid things you done were highly illegal and you get sent to prison for 10 years!!!
I wish I that when ever I need money, the exact amount I need appears in my pocket!!!

Granted!

You live a glorious life this way until one day whilst on an Amazon adventure you fall into the river...it's teeming with crocs and piranha's...a tour boat comes along side of you and offers to help for the "right price"....magically the money appears in your pocket....sadly the "price" was five gold bars...you sink to the bottom of the Amazon river and die.

I wish I my cat would learn to roll over and sit stay.

Granted!

Your cat is now doped up on the strongest catnip weed available in the blackmarket. Unfortunately, this attracts all his other druggie freeloading cat friends. Your home is now the catnip equivelant of a crack house.

I wish could pull off the greatest marketing campaign the luxury swimming pool industry has every seen!

You have voted maria_stardust for the Way Above Top Secret award. You have two more votes this month.

(for the catnip post Awesome!)

Hopefully the granting of your wish doesn't involve a cliff

This thread is great! I will attempt to jump in soon! Damn...some of the stuff you guys have cmoe up with is amazing....turning good into bad. You all should get WATS'...............

I feel inadequate.....but I will attempt to join. Not sure what to do with this pool thing. I need to get the hang of this.....



[edit on 10-11-2006 by Excitable_Boy]

I wish could pull off the greatest marketing campaign the luxury swimming pool industry has every seen!

Granted!

Donald Trump is one of your customers. His beautiful wife is walking along the edge, which collapses under her feet and she bangs her head and unfortunately drowns. It turns out the men that did the work used shoddy materials and you get sued for every dime you have and ever will have. You end up being one of those homeless women pushing around your few belongings in a shopping cart talking to yourself and smelling of cheap wine and body odor.

I wish I could retire now and spend all my time painting and become as famous as Picasso while I am still alive!

Granted!

You now spend every waking moment painting...in fact you can't stop! Ever...at some point friends and family come to check on you...they end up having to bring you food, pay your bills...help you go to the bathroom even!! Eventually word spreads far and wide about the weird painter guy who can't stop painting....you are moved into a special room...put on public display...little kids point at you and people shake their heads in pity.

Sure your art sells a bit on eBay but it barely pays off the debt you have incurred. Fame isn't all it's cracked up to be.

I wish I had a really nice cheese omelette right now.

[edit on 11/10/2006 by justgeneric]

[edit on 11/10/2006 by justgeneric]

Originally posted by justgeneric
Granted!

You live a glorious life this way until one day whilst on an Amazon adventure you fall into the river...it's teeming with crocs and piranha's...a tour boat comes along side of you and offers to help for the "right price"....magically the money appears in your pocket....sadly the "price" was five gold bars...you sink to the bottom of the Amazon river and die.

I like this one, I thought i had an uncorruptable wish there.
But now how can I turn an omlette bad!!!

Granted!!!
It is the best omlette you ever tasted, so rich infact the cheese really helps to clog up all your arteries, and you pass away just before you put the last piece in your mouth, you die with a big happy smile on your face.
You loved that omlette.

I wish I had an android to be my slave, go to work for me and generally do what ever I ask it!!!

I wish I had an android to be my slave, go to work for me and generally do what ever I ask it!!!

You have the right avatar...Homer Simpson would want this as well!!

Granted!

Your android clone goes to work for you. It works 24 hours/day. It does such a great job that the company makes billions of dollars. They promote your android to CEO. Finally it must take a day off for Thanksgiving, so it goes home and finds you with his wife (the android thinks it is you so it thinks you are an imposter). The android kills you and your wife.


My wife is going to lunch with my mother in law. I hope they are gone for a good long time and I hope my wife isn't too upset when she gets home and finds I haven't done anything productive!