corrupt a wish game

ok, your feet arent. but the rest of your body is.

i wish i knew everything

im out
-mindtrip02

You repeated an earlier wish, as punishment you also must spend eternity as a genie in a bottle.

I wish I could grow a cool, huge afro.






[edit on 2006-8-11 by wecomeinpeace]

ok your an astronut... but you were left in space by your other crewmembers.

i wish i was a singer

im out
-mindtrip02

shazam- you have a huge afro. but its so huge, that all sorts of birds live in it. you get the bird flu.

im out
-mindtrip02

(I wish I could keep up with this thread )

Gazam! You are a singer, but you can only sing hits by The Backstreet Boys and you are forced to perform at biker clubs every night.

I wish I could beat Mike Tyson in his prime.

Ok, you are a singer. A bad one. Really bad. You get stoned to death by your first audience.

I wish I didn't have to walk to the train station.

ok, you beat mike tyson, but he still bites your ear off.

im wish i could be 10 years old again.

im out
-mindtrip02

ok, you dont have to walk. you have to crawl.

same wish as above


im out
-mindtrip02

So you are 10 years old again. But a dog. And dogs don't live much beyond 10 years...

I wish I had a dog.

( you can have mine)
ok you a have a dog, and its mine, and it tears your house up and messes all over the floor!!! ahhh

i wish i was totally free of " the man"

im out
-mindtrip02

You are totally free of "The Man", but "The Woman" starts cracking the whip.

I wish I could eliminate spam.

ok, you eliminate it, but the only way to eliminate it , its to eat it all. every can that was ever made ( hopefully you are talking about the food?)

i wish i could be a great guitar player

im out
-mindtrip02

paZOW!

You are a great guitar player. But, oh the humanity! You loose your hands in a tragic band saw accident.

I wish someone would... ask El Pollo Diablo!

That wish seems to have stumped the genie for a while, but the Devil Chicken has now been asked. Unfortunately, the beast ate you as being unworthy of bothering it.

I wish I could get to sleep.

Your wish is granted you get to go to sleep…but never wake up and your sleep is full of hellish nightmares.

I wish for perfect heath ‘till the day I die.

You have perfect health until the day you die. Unfortunately, that day is today.

I wish I could survive on 1 hour of sleep a night.

You are now able to physically live with only an hour of sleep a night.
Sadly, your brain has compensated by giving you those horrible nightmares where you think you keep on waking up only to find yourself going deeper and deeper into them.


I wish for a solution to famine that won't result in any major economic shift.

You're wish is granted but the new source of food is you.

I wish i could kill binladen

your wish is granted, and suprisingly, nothing happens to you.

i wish it was 5pm, so i could go home

im out
-mindtrip02

So it shall be but your boss tells you that you have to work weekends for the next year. Lucky you.

I wish for a corvette.