The Gay Conspiracy in Vehicles

I do hope you're kidding.

I wouldn't buy any of the cars listed, but not because they're "gay", i just don't care for them. The Honda Element to me is just plain ugly.

I'll stick with my Sequioa..

Just as an aside, and apropos of absolutely nothing, I drive a 1999 Torch Red Chevrolet Corvette, daily. It is red, large, long, sleek and when I drive it intelligently, between my house and Kansas City, KS, it will usually get about 34 mpg.

I feel so neurotic and unfulfilled.

Edited because I almost lied and said that my car gets 343 mpg, in lieu of 34 mpg.


[edit on 4-6-2006 by sigung86]

Perhaps the creator of this thread is confused about his sexuality....

A freind of mine that i grew up with is gay and we never would have guessed not with all the gay bashing he did.

Though i personally don't care about automobiles (don't drive) I don't see how they are gay.

Seriously though my freind David came out a couple of years back we were all like whoa but owell don't matter. You also mention not caring about the gay lifestyle yet you claim automobiles are gay cause you don't like them.

Remember folks the biggest homophobes suck the most.....

If your again'st gay marraige then your again'st freedom and libnerty as well. I beleive that all human beings should have the same rights as the next. No one has the right to choose who can do what so give it a break.

Gay marriage? Sure, why not? I say make them suffer like all the rest of us.

Gay cars? LMAO! I drive a 2000 Jeep Cherokee. Does that make me a lesbian? OMG will my husband be surprised! I can't wait to tell my kids.

I suppose you can find anything if you look hard enough for it. I once found the word "sex" subliminally implanted on a Ritz cracker. Just goes to show, everything fits on a Ritz!

[edit on 6/4/2006 by darkelf]

"I can't quit ya Barn"

And they had a gay ole time.

P.S.
I think you can hose this one out too..

Have you seen how much the more powerful sports cars cost these days? More evidence for the gay car conspiracy. Muscle cars are priced higher to keep gay cars the most purchased.

This thread is homosexual. Why wasn't this tossed into the trashbin? Seriously this is one of the dumbest thing I've seen posted here. It would easy make the "top 5 dumbest threads" list if there ever was one.

[edit on 4-6-2006 by jra]

Five pages? Five damn pages! Ok that's it i give up on ATS, it's official, five damn pages! Mods lock this for the love of god, buddha, abraham, vishnu and sooty.

Oh, come on... it's on BTS now, and I'd really like Ivantheverysilly to come back and start frothing at the mouth again. It's fun!

Originally posted by ivanterrible
First is the Honda Element
the VW Beetle
the Audi A4
Suzuki Aerio

I see all those cars have one thing in common, they do not have an American brand.

Is that your problem?

Is that why you drive a Ford?

As for the changing of the looks of the cars that is normal, I do not know how old you are, but I am 43 years old and I am Portuguese.
In the 60s it was relatively common to see cars from the 40s in streets, Portugal was a very poor country at the time. You can see that if you know that Portugal used license plates like AA-00-00 until the 90s and some letters were reserved to the military and state vehicles. Since the 90s we had to change the license plates to a 00-00-AA style and since maybe 2004 we had to start using a 00-AA-00 style license plates.

In all those changes the style of the cars I could see on the streets changed a lot.

The first change was the introduction of the Japanese cars, my father had a Datsun 1200.

Then, in the 80s the European brands (specially the French) started to criticise what was called at the time the "Bio Design", cars with less flat surfaces and a lot of smooth curves.

After that the Europeans started to do the same.

As for the advertising, I almost do not see TV and I do not read papers or something like that where I could see the advertisings, but one thing I can tell you.

The adverts are made to a target audience, the products may be target to that same target audience but usually they are not. The target audience of the advertisings is the type of people who usually would not buy that product, at least in the case of high value purchase such as cars.

One other thing that is easily noticed is that a high purchase like a car is target to someone who has that kind of money to spend, and that means a lot more women today than some years ago.

I know that women are still paid less for the same job as that of a man, but the percentage of women in places that earn high salaries is bigger today than it was 10 or 15 years ago.

In that case the companies make their products specifically for that target, in these case, cars.

But do not forget that a car is not something that you design today and hits the market tomorrow, it takes years for a car to reach the market.

So, even if this "Gay Conspiracy in Vehicles" is true, it must have started some 10 years ago.

Here is a Top Ten list of "gay cars" written by a gay man

Top Ten Gay Cars:

BMW 5 Series
Saab 9-5 Wagon
Cevy Impala
Mini Cooper
Honda Element
Chrysler 300c
Pontiac G6
Subaru Outback
Ford Focus

Your ability to id gay cars seems only moderate. I make it a 30% chance that you are a gay man in denial, or closeted. Have you EVER had a gay experience?? Tell the truth!

By the way your vehicle the "phat" Expedition is close to the top of vehicles owned by men with small penises.

As a homosexual myself, it has always been my experience that the men out there that try the hardest to prove they are the straightest of the straight are indeed closet cases waiting to be set free

ivan seems to be trying to convince us all of his heterosexuality.. he's gonna down some "brewskies", and he will never ever give up his oh-so-straight expedition no matter how high the gas prices go, because he is THAT straight!! Wow what a man!

Seriously people-- what straight man spends his time looking for gay tendencies in cars????

By the way Ivana, I drive a Mustang convertible.. does that make me straight now?

This is my piont [sic] people, the American mindset of masculinity and stuff has been purposely expunged from the modern teenybopper mindset of today, most young men today don't have a clue of what America used to be because of the feminist/homosexual conspiracy, that's all it's very simple in it's design and plan!

Oh ha ha ha ah! Oh wait, you are not joking! What america used to be?? Where blacks were slaves, women could be raped and beaten with impunity and the poor were left to rot in ghettos?

By the way, I love the phrase "masculinity and stuff"... it sounds tres gay!

Puleez...

well,

I drive a red Mustang GT.
I love my car.
Frankly i don't care at all if anyone else likes it at all.
It is my car, for me, to make me happy-ONLY!

The conspiracy to feminize man is the main point of this thread, commercial products including VEHICLES, books,magazines.bikes,movies,toys,video games,shoes,clothing, ect, ect.. the list is endless, these are secondary to the thread. I will attempt to provide the facts as I see them, realizing I'm wasting my valuable time here with ats flunkies.
look at the beautiful car here this is what AMERICA used to be!



www.savethemales.ca...

www.savethemales.ca...

Get the picture!

goal # 26 read of the commies

www.rense.com...

www.theconservativevoice.com...

www.geocities.com...


the commie takover!

cfr.org...

www.geocities.com...


www.geocities.com...

www.theconservativevoice.com...


again I'm tired of having to prove my point, these sites should tell you that my original thread meaning is correct, "THEY" are trying to feminize American males, the only reason you don't see it is because youe already FEMINIZED!










the players of the commie network of subversive gays.

www.gwu.edu...

just a few of the communist goals

24. Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them "censorship" and a violation of free speech and free press.

25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV.

26. Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as "normal, natural, healthy."

27. Infiltrate the churches and replace revealed religion with "social" religion. Discredit the Bible and emphasize the need for intellectual maturity, which does not need a "religious crutch."

28. Eliminate prayer or any phase of religious expression in the schools on the ground that it violates the principle of "separation of church and state."

29. Discredit the American Constitution by calling it inadequate, old-fashioned, out of step with modern needs, a hindrance to cooperation between nations on a worldwide basis.

30. Discredit the American Founding Fathers. Present them as selfish aristocrats who had no concern for the "common man."

31. Belittle all forms of American culture and discourage the teaching of American history on the ground that it was only a minor part of the "big picture." Give more emphasis to Russian history since the Communists took over.
:bnghd:

So according to you and your propaganda...

Commie = liberal
Commie = gay
Commie = anti testosterone
Commie = anti macho

Now tell me... why are the hammer and the sickle.... to very MANLY objects.... The symbol of communism???

Explain that to me please

And why do they also often have a man's muscled arm as a symbol??

Originally posted by ivanterrible
look at the beautiful car here this is what AMERICA used to be!

I am glad you posted that photo.

You see, I always thought that American cars were ugly, and that is a good example.

If that is a beautiful car then I do not want to see what would be an ugly car.

I am Portuguese, do you think that I am in any danger from this 40+ years old "communist assault"? You see, the Communist Party is one of biggest parties in Portugal.

PS: apparently this is for real, the author of the thread really thinks this is a serious situation. Should this thread be put back on ATS?

Originally posted by TheBandit795
So according to you and your propaganda...

Commie = liberal
Commie = gay
Commie = anti testosterone
Commie = anti macho

Now tell me... why are the hammer and the sickle.... to very MANLY objects.... The symbol of communism???

Explain that to me please

And why do they also often have a man's muscled arm as a symbol??

Your so PSCHOTIC! where do you equate communism and manhood? not suprising coming from ats leftist kooks!

by the way a great hangover cure is this delicious food



this leftist kook site is just that LEFTIST and ANTI-AMERICAN, now excuse me I have better things to do.

That's a pretty gay looking breakfast, err brunch, right there.

And that GTO is painted a pretty fey color too...

I think you're dealing with some pretty serious internal conflicts and self-loathing, dude.

Just admit to yourself that you want some big manly %$#^% and it'll all be OK...