If they are real, exactly how does one become a "Man in Black"

They can't all be aliens, right? If I am to understand correctly, the race/species of the MIB is evenly spread, including humans.

I've often wondered that myself. Probably you have to be in the military, FBI, or CIA (or some kind of co-operative plan), and have good education in sciences and theory. Finally, you have to develop history.

Aside from that, I can't think of what would be needed.

I heard from a friend of a friend,.. that you go 300 000 light years left from of venus.. and theres a recruitment center.. anyone can join, any species, as long as you have a good work history and a good reference, i mean they aint picky, I mean if you can actualy get to the space station you gotta be in for a chance.
Then theres a few tests, you gotta look good in a suit, and in old school black shades. And then theres the physical test. anal probe.....then u have to make love to a MIB of another species.. (initiation)........
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...He could be lieing... or i could be making the whole thing up,.,, or im just wasted...

Who's saying MIB are human?

Lots of theories suggest that they actually come around with the UFO sightings. Several of the world's militaries has actually looked into "Men in Black" themselves. Sometimes people show up and interrogate people with the insignia and clothing of a certain military base, and then the victim contacts the base, and the base is confused why someone is parading around scamming people into thinking it is actually someone from the base, when they have no knowledge of any such event.

MIB could be either aliens in disguise (either actually a hi-tech disguise like makeup and silicone skin and whatnot), being a shapeshifter, or else they could have humanoid robots that they use as the MIB. Eyewitnesses tend to say they don't quite talk or act human at all. They have been quoted as saying things like "Energy low, must go recharge now."

I have no doubt that the MIB isn't just made of humans. But, you have to think. If there are different species of aliens, then they must have their own population. Do the inhabitants of those planets know about aliens? Do they have a MIB? Are we no alien to other species? I would think that the human side of the MIB is made up of people who have no love for feelings. But only seek knowledge. Ones who are willing to become cyborgs. The "Power low" Statement kind of makes sense. But the knowledge they hold leaves food for thought. After all, the human body would be frail in the kind of condition that the witnesses describe. But they are still intimidating. Only a cyborg could look small and still be as powerful as they suggest.

[edit on 3-6-2006 by Arkham]

FIRST, YOU HAVE TO GET YOURSELF A REALLY COOL LOOKING PAIR OF SUNGLASSES............

That was going to be my next post, but you have beat me to it. I guess that an MIB, supposing that they are Human and American in the first place, they would likely have a back ground in Law Enforcement and/or experiance as a Intelligence Operative or interrogator (more like Interrorgator:lol.

Supposely the US dosn't spy on it's citizens (YEAH RIGHT!!), but they likely spy on "persons of interest", UFOlogists and citizens that are against the establishment and are figuring stuff out.

Government and MIB involvement that I suspect. I was watching Oprah back in 1990, She actually did do an episode about the Gulf Breeze sightings, the guy that taken a couple of very good UFO photos, some Marijuana arrest that happened to come out about the guy, he was arrested when he was a teenager for marijuanna possessession and had an out standing warrant on the related charge, that was leaked to the press by some unknown source, causing the police to raid his house and uncover a model of the UFO, all to debunk his photos. Apparently the Model did not have any of his finger prints on it. The MIB were absolutely behind it.

Can you ethically and morally BE an MIB? Can you lie? Threaten people that want to expose the truth?
- The UFO sighting WAS in public view and it considered public knowledge, not like I am taking photos of you or your family in public, this a other worldly aircraft, it's your and my full right to make it public and people are free to make any opinions supporting or debunking it, calling it real or hoax or something else.
Who are these government or aliens agents to tell me otherwise?

If it means knowing knowledge that most humans can only dream of, and aquiring technology that are incomprehensable to the masses. The I would be an agent. You cannot tell me that associating with other species wouldn't be cool. The kind of knowledge you could aquire.

P.S. I already have cool glasses.

[edit on 3-6-2006 by Arkham]

probably if one exists it is the nsa, people speculate the nsa deals with all of planet stuff.

it would, as u say, be dependent on things like, CIA and or FBI history, maybe they are people that they recruit with no family or loved ones etc. and then they condition them to do things for whoever without asking any questions, although there are most probably people working for the "MIB" and dont no about it, like they just log the address of people that have reported a ufo sighting and then they "pay them a visit" ...

then they do that flashy memory erase thingy from the movies

peace out

TheOne

[edit on 5-6-2006 by TheOne12345]

You need to chase down an alien Big Willie Style, and hope that Tommy Lee Jones is around to check it out.

Jokes aside, if the MIB does exist and its membership does include humans, I would have to say it would be the cream of the crop from the highest ranking officials. Something like this rises above any President, Prime Minister, etc.

What really went down in Tibet may turn out to be very related to this kind of topic.



Apart from the MIB & MIIB movies, where do the same suits turn up in popular culture -

The Blues Brothers

The Matrix

Reservoir Dogs

and um The Secret Service (not a film though)

and as worn by Kabbalists (also not a film)

at funerals

on Stanley Kubrick on-set of Dr. Strangelove.

If one reads up on the original reports about the Men in Black from 1970s articles, they were not representative of any local military organization or covert government agency. The idea that MIB's came from our own government is completely erroneous.

The historical Men in Black were specially trained Homo sapiens, sometimes reported to have an Asian appearance, who had a decidedly alien perspective. That alien perspective was indicated by the following:

1. They sounded like they memorized what they had to say and that they didn't know English very well, despite their claims that they represented the government.
2. When one was offered a cigar he tried to chew it.
3. When another was offered jello he tried to drink it.

MIB's are Hybrids and Nordics who do not live in the surface cities or suburbs, who feel awkward around people here, and who are sent by the aliens to confiscate sensitive, electronic artifacts (and also revealing photographs) from crash sites. People who have been driven around in their limosines have remarked that their cars even smelled new. Additionally, the soles of their shoes and the suits of the MIB's looked like they just walked out of a shoe store and tailor shop - which in a way, they did.

Those are the REAL Men in Black, not the sunglass wearing, smart talking, and brash versions that are presented to us in Hollywood movies

I don't mean this in a CSICOP-way but how can you know for sure where the aliens are from and what species-names they have?

What is the perspective or agency or whatever that labels zetas as zetas and hybrids and nordics as what they are named, and so forth? Do they call themselves by those descriptions?

Be able to talk in a flat monotone Hugo Weaving Style voice.

Own a black car

lol these are the only things i could think of that you havnt listed already

Everyone seems to be assuming that MIB are either brought through the ranks of the FBI/CIA or aliens in disguise. My belief is that we have made contact with ETs and do, in fact, have human beings living on other planets right now. Those people would have the knowledge that we don't, and would be where the MIB are "recruited". Just don't assume we humans are confined to this planet.

Then wouldn't the question then become,

how do you go about not being confined to this planet? It sounds a bit too much like Obey The Commandments and Thou Shalt Recieve Many Rewards to me. My view on that whole circumstance is more Why not just make the world properly to begin with instead of making people unfulfilled and requiring unlocks like some videogame character?

Originally posted by ed 209
I don't mean this in a CSICOP-way but how can you know for sure where the aliens are from and what species-names they have?

Excellent questions.

There are a number of sources that indicate their point of origin.

Bob Lazar worked at S4 in the late 1980s to reverse engineer confiscated alien spacecraft. He and retired Army Sgt. Clifford Stone (the latter of which is in the Disclosure Project) both have said that they have seen briefing documents from the government that indicate that the aliens stem from the Zeta 2 Reticuli System.

Then we have the unfoldment of awareness that first came from the famous abduction of Betty and Barney Hill in 1961. Onboard the spacecraft Betty saw a star map. She inquired to the aliens as to what it represented and was told that it was their home system. After the abduction experience, the Hills underwent hypnotic regression therapy and from memory Betty drew the star map that she was shown. Then in 1966, a brilliant physicist and teacher by the name of Marjorie Fish examined the Hill map and correlated it with the latest astronomical discoveries. Ms. Fish's astronomical work pinpointed the alien's home system to be the Zeta 2 Reticuli System, some thirty-seven light years away.

I'd be willing to bet that other members of the Disclosure Project can corroborate the Zeta Reticuli connection.

Hence the name Zetan.

The word, Nordic, was coined because many of the tall, blonde, blue-eyed, beautiful, human-like aliens look like they are Scandinavian. They do not refer to themselves by that term.

The word, Hybrid, was coined because these are the genetic result of Homo sapien and Zetan cross-breeding. Abducted women from this world who were impregnated and then abducted again to take their unborn fetus, have reported subsequent kidnappings to be shown their Hybrid baby. This long-term breeding program points to The Zetan Empire (my term, as they act like an empire) cultivating a Hybrid occupation force for an eventual, official overthrow of this world's governments.

The Zetan-aliens, consisting of the Reptilians, Preying Mantises, Greys, Nordics and Hybrids are not humanoids who openly seek to explain themselves. (The Reptilians and Preying Mantises appear to be the Zetan ruling elite.) They operate covertly and are deceptive and manipulative towards the people of this planet. They do not wish to destroy us but to continue to use us as farm animals for their own selfish purposes, and do not want us to be able to challenge them in any way

Originally posted by ed 209
What is the perspective or agency or whatever that labels zetas as zetas and hybrids and nordics as what they are named, and so forth? Do they call themselves by those descriptions?

It is logical to assume that they do not refer to themselves by our English words.

Many abductees and UFO investigators have a plethora of colorful words to describe the self-serving and subtly imperialistic aliens that have treated many of us as laboratory animals and slaves, none of which I can state here.

[edit on 8-6-2006 by Paul_Richard]

I think those things only happen because our species farms in the way it does, and because we test on animals. It's some kind of 'as above so below' effect we make happen.

I'm open to the idea that maybe we picked that up from aliens of some kind, but it seems more the other way around to me.

If anyone's heard of The Star Mirror? It's about a pattern that can be found around the highest mountains - that the next two highest peaks will form an isocelese triangle with the highest point, and that that will be mirrored overhead by a brightest star and the next two brightest stars around it passing directly overhead the mountains, so that they sort of match up. Reason I mention that here is that it would then seem that areas on Earth match up to whatever areas there are in space that correspond. I don't know where Zeti Reticula passes over land and sea wise, if it has a match at all, I don't know its magnitude etc offhand, but there could be some link there.

This could be a pattern that works on any planet, another thing I am not sure about as it's harder to get say maps of Mars' peaks and how the stars look and pass overhead from there.

How?

Put on a black suit, get a black sedan, dark sunglasses and start knocking on peoples doors..... Tell them if they are willing to forget the sighting, the family will remain safe. Then, thank them and wish them a good day!!!

Go to different areas. This should (maybe) put you on the 11pm news.