ATS marriages?

Originally posted by Spot

Originally posted by goregrinder
All i have to say is... What the hell is happening to this ebsite?

whats wrong with some old fun loving eh?

yeah its just a bit of fun aint it
Plus its in chit chat so its in right place!

Me and simon will be publish our wedding list soon.

Purchases are mandatory.

Failure to buy a present will result in ritual humiliation.

Originally posted by Nerdling
Me and simon will be publish our wedding list soon.

Purchases are mandatory.

Failure to buy a present will result in ritual humiliation.

well thanx for leaving me at the alter

Originally posted by Nerdling
Me and simon will be publish our wedding list soon.

Purchases are mandatory.

Failure to buy a present will result in ritual humiliation.

I'll show up with two hot hookers and a wet bar in the limo,
We'll see how long it lasts.

Originally posted by infinite

Originally posted by Nerdling
Me and simon will be publish our wedding list soon.

Purchases are mandatory.

Failure to buy a present will result in ritual humiliation.

well thanx for leaving me at the alter

I was a child then dear, you were just a fling

Your still buying a present.

i'll buy a bunch of flowers with C4 in it, teach you for leavin me

well thanx for leaving me at the alter

I was a child then dear, you were just a fling

Your still buying a present.

Nerdling, one final fling before you wed?

I'm afraid not, he gets awfully jealous

Originally posted by Nerdling
I'm afraid not, he gets awfully jealous

MAYDAY, MAYDAY! *SIGH* *EJECTS*

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Your loss

Originally posted by Nerdling
I'm afraid not, he gets awfully jealous

im not the jealous type, i'll just take out your new guy thats all

OMFG!!!!!!!!!! :wow

What the heck is going on here????

Anyhow! Here's my advert

Gryffen
5'10
Scottish
Nurse/soldier

Loves to play

Can cook, horseride, shoot and clean!

Anyone interested?

the ladies are all taken i think or plotting to destory all the men on this forum

I'm not too sure exactly WTF is going on here either.

Ladies, you probably don't want any of this. I'm too smart for my own good, let alone someone elses. LOL.

On the other hand, This could be kind of kinky..I mean FUN! FUN! NOT KINKY. I MEAN FUN! YES, FUN!

*jumps up and down like a maniac*

I AM A LADY!!!!!!

Nobody loves me...everybody hates me!

*walks off to room to cry*

Originally posted by Gryffen
Can cook, horseride, shoot and clean!
Anyone interested?

I don't need anything shot, but I sure need a housekeeper!

Originally posted by Gryffen
*jumps up and down like a maniac*

I AM A LADY!!!!!!

Nobody loves me...everybody hates me!

*walks off to room to cry*

in that case then...
*slides up to the bar* hi im Dan, call me

Hmmm.....2 offers already!

Oh...as long as u can handle me as i am a bit fiesty now and then and if u piss me off its a P-90 up the 6 ok!

Oh....the only problem is that if i talk in my sleep and u hear...i have to shoot u!

Any more takers?

Originally posted by Gryffen
*jumps up and down like a maniac*

I AM A LADY!!!!!!

Nobody loves me...everybody hates me!

*walks off to room to cry*

I rent, i don't buy

There should be quite a few ladies free.

Originally posted by Gryffen
*jumps up and down like a maniac*

I AM A LADY!!!!!!

Nobody loves me...everybody hates me!

*walks off to room to cry*

29MV29*cuts off Gryffen b4 she gets out the door*

"I don't hate you"

*respectfully takes hand*

I would like you to dance with me, yes.