ATS marriages?

i feel lonely and unwanted now this thread is playing with my emotions..........

Originally posted by darklanser
Where's the Colonel? I'd love to hear his take on this.

the colonel has a magical mangina.
big pimping up in D.C.

I'll marry you...hell i'll marry everyone i can.

More partners = more favours

Originally posted by SimonGray
Looks out for a wink from the lovely ladies

I call Simon.

/social climbing

Originally posted by Nerdling
I'll marry you...hell i'll marry everyone i can.

More partners = more favours

aslong as i can have a pet monkey and a huge TV then we are gettin married now on ATS!

hell... ill even be somebodys bitch... for a cut of the points!

30% maybe...

Originally posted by MorningtonCrescent

Originally posted by SimonGray
Looks out for a wink from the lovely ladies

I call Simon.

/social climbing

Lets get married!

I call camcorder duty on the ATS swinger club.

I can think of one aspect of manwifery I might enjoy...

Younger readers cover your eyes

being forced to partake in whenever the dominant partner says so. In that case, bring it.

Originally posted by Nerdling
I'm crushed

*runs off to eat 14lbs of chocolate cookie dough ice cream*

yippy!! first to get married on ATS , can i have some points as a wedding present simon?

Nerdling left you at the virtual alter for moi.

Originally posted by infinite
yippy!! first to get married on ATS , can i have some points as a wedding present simon?

Originally posted by Nerdling
Lets get married!

then we'd be getting in the realm of ATS incest. that just ain't cool

also, where are all my proposals? I think I'm one of two females on this thread

I may have to try the manwife thing, seeing as no ATS woman wants me.

Originally posted by SimonGray
Nerdling left you at the virtual alter for moi.

*sits on the steps and reads the paper*
these things happen...

Well, I guess the manwifery is on the plate.
I'll give my manwife 2 gallons of paint,
and when he-she asks what is this for?
I'll just say "paint my house whore!"

That calls for a party.. and for a little gift...

Originally posted by Fury
Well, I guess the manwifery is on the plate.
I'll give my manwife 2 gallons of paint,
and when he-she asks what is this for?
I'll just say "paint my house whore!"

lmfao Fury,
you put them in their place brother

WOOHOOO! me and asala are now an offical ATS married couple

I think I'm probably going to have to resort to manwifery, not enough females on this thread.

OH GAWD ... sumone help me with a proposal to MUA ... I'd like her to be my ATS wife