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posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:30 PM
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Teal'c.

How would u know if i had fired a P-90 b4?

For a matter of fact i have fired one when i was in Iraq.

As for my other weapons i have used:

SA-80
Milan
Mortar
C4
Claymores
etc

Remember i told ya i'm a soldier!

Oh...if u can find it...shoot ur staff off!



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:32 PM
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Originally posted by Ocelot

Originally posted by Kalistenics
Ocelot
No winking until i agreed the price for which they have to pay for you! LOL

Only joking mate


*sigh*

Im a manslave.


Wait!! WTF am I saying? Superman is nobody's manslave. Well except maybe lois lane's.



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:34 PM
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Originally posted by Ocelot

Originally posted by Ocelot

Originally posted by Kalistenics
Ocelot
No winking until i agreed the price for which they have to pay for you! LOL

Only joking mate


*sigh*

Im a manslave.


Wait!! WTF am I saying? Superman is nobody's manslave. Well except maybe lois lane's.


Yep thats true, anyway nobody has bought you yet!



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:35 PM
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Originally posted by Kalistenics
Yep thats true, anyway nobody has bought you yet!



Thank God.



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:36 PM
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*Sings*
Im too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my body!
The way im disco dancing!

Dances on the podium with a t shirt saying " Im asala's manslave" on it



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:36 PM
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LMAO this is so twisted and stupid at the same time. I love it. Manwife ha
. Here's the Jedi's stats.

6 something I am not too shure.
White,Light Brown hair,blue eyes,strong tone chest


A romantic suave lover with Jedi powers. Learned the ways of the "force" from the big man Yoda himself. Ladies come and get a piece of the Master before he's gone.

I'm very bored so why not get an ATS wife. Send all U2U expressing your love to me by 5 tomorrow. The lucky wife of JM will get a trip to Cuba complete with a dinner cooked by Fidel Castro.

WHO WANTS ME LADIES?



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:37 PM
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Originally posted by Ocelot

Originally posted by Kalistenics
Yep thats true, anyway nobody has bought you yet!



Thank God.


I heard colonel was looking up your price though



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:38 PM
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Originally posted by Kalistenics

I heard colonel was looking up your price though



You gotta be f***ing kidding me.



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:39 PM
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Hmmm.....Men...who needs them sometimes?

Anyhow....Ocelot...i'll take u for who u are!



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:40 PM
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Originally posted by Gryffen
Hmmm.....Men...who needs them sometimes?

Anyhow....Ocelot...i'll take u for who u are!




Awww Thanks Gryffen.



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:41 PM
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Jedi.....

IS that a lightsaber in ur pocket or u just glad to see us?



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:43 PM
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Originally posted by Gryffen
Jedi.....

IS that a lightsaber in ur pocket or u just glad to see us?


LMFAO!!!!



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:45 PM
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OCELOTS FUTURE BRIDE

Theres your future bride Ocelot...
She has received numerous honors and awards, including a 1994 Emmy for Outstanding Coverage of a Continuing News Story for her reporting on mainstreaming the mentally disabled into education, the National Commission of Working Women Broadcasting Award and an AWRT Award for reporting on gender bias in education. She also received an Albert Einstein College of Medicine Spirit Achievement Award, the Second Annual Cancer Awareness Award by the Congressional Families Action for Cancer Awareness and a citation from New York's Beth Israel Medical Center for her contributions to the battle against breast cancer.

XXXX, an experienced cellist who began playing when she was 5, made her Carnegie Hall debut in 1992 performing with the New York Pops orchestra.

XXXX earned a bachelor's degree in journalism from Stephens College in Columbia, Mo., attending on a cello scholarship.

YES FOLKS! PAULA ZAHN!


Hey its either her or


[Edited on 20-10-2003 by Nerdling]



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:48 PM
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LMFAO!!!
this thread has turned into a cheap 70s porn film with a teletubie theme



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:49 PM
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Lets not even think about wolf blitzers mangina.



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:50 PM
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the wolfowitz cabal!!!!



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:52 PM
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Originally posted by Nerdling
Lets not even think about wolf blitzers mangina.



one word comes to mind....

FIERCE!



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:52 PM
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If this thread gets any larger its gonna mutate into its own lifeform!
Attack of the killer manwife/mangina hybrid monster!



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:58 PM
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Actually mabye theres a film idea in that!



posted on Oct, 20 2003 @ 04:59 PM
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A lack of Ocelot response leads me to believe that him and paula zahn have ran off into the darkness to have lovely liberal babies.



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