ATS marriages?

Melts in your mouth, not in the hand


when did i become a .com?

i like MC's avatar. lol, i'd make her my wife.

oh dear lord.

I dont know about all of you but i cant breathe im laughing so much! LMAO!

Originally posted by Kalistenics

Originally posted by Lysergic
To me this thread sounds like one hell of a homoerotic odyssey

Sounds like youd want to rent a manslave for the night!

As long as it aint me.

19 pages!!!! OMFG!!! This will be a new record if we keep it up.

oh wait its 20 now.

[Edited on 20-10-2003 by Ocelot]

Ohhh sugar sugar
ah honey honey
You are my candy ass
and you got me eating yooo

I didn't hear u complain earlier!

Oh...HoneyMoon suite is open in chat...please remember to use the privacy button *thing at bottom with ur names on it* and hit it b4 typing!

Don't want anyone crying to me cause they got creeped out by freaky noises!

Enjoy...i'm sure u will!

Mistress Gryffen

I know of your burning desire to become my love dumpling.

But I am currently seeing a local bag lady.

hey mag hows about you and me get together huh ? what do ya say ?

indeed this post grows faster and faster . does anyone know the record ???

Hello. My name is Mr Glandsworthy I am looking for a companion on a night out in gay paris!

Judging from everybodies replies on the would you screw the hot dumb chick thread; it turns out that I am the ATS manwhore. That means all of you girls out there can send me your IP addresses and I will have my way with your computers and leave them infected with viruses.

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
Don't let my scrotum touch your modem.

*spins round with P-90 and aims at Lysergic*

U talking to me?

If so....why aren't u curtsying?

p-90 thats a sweet gun have you ever used it in rl ???

Originally posted by greenkoolaid

Don't let my scrotum touch your modem.

LOL, another classic line!

Originally posted by greenkoolaid
Judging from everybodies replies on the would you screw the hot dumb chick thread; it turns out that I am the ATS manwhore. That means all of you girls out there can send me your IP addresses and I will have my way with your computers and leave them infected with viruses.

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
Don't let my scrotum touch your modem.

*GASP* A hacker...everyone jump him!
Nooo Lysergic..keep your pants on

I saw ocelot winking at me.


Sorry Gryffen, I am loyal to my girl Mary Jane the woman that comes in a bag, and never nags.

Ocelot No winking until i agreed the price for which they have to pay for you! LOL

Only joking mate

Originally posted by Kalistenics
Ocelot

No winking until i agreed the price for which they have to pay for you! LOL

Only joking mate

*sigh*

Im a manslave.