Masturbation

Originally posted by Poison
Well it's a sin for one.

Not if your Hindu!
I was reading the other day its allowed so your mind will have full focus on God (after your done anyway)

Heck its natural..monkies do it all the time!

Yes your right !
But why would you think of god all day long.. thats so # boring !

Whahahahah
Peace out !

Originally posted by 1337nessCas
Yes your right !

But why would you think of god all day long.. thats so # boring !

Whahahahah
Peace out !

It's not boring when you're saying "Oh God YES!"

By the way my motto is "No one does me better than I do."

Originally posted by snowflake_obsidian
"No one does me better than I do."

LOL!!! That's a keeper.

Anyway, back to the subject in ... i mean, on hand.

I find it quite pathetic that your teacher freaked out over the word, "masturbation". We read books with a poo-load of swearing in it (I'm not saying "masturbation" is a swear-word) and the teacher I had didn't freak out. Hell, he even let us read parts of the book out!

The way I see it, all words, including foul ones, should be allowed in literature. It's part of our language! Swear words are beautiful things, they can be used as adjectives, nouns and even verbs!


If your teacher doesn't like the language, s/he shouldn't be an ENGLISH teacher.

[edit on 8-5-2006 by xeroxed88]

Originally posted by Poison
Well it's a sin for one.

Actually, that's only if you were catholic, before John Paul II. He specifically said that masturbation wasn't in and of itself a sin.

www.telegraph.co.uk... /main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/10/31/wvat31.xml&sSheet=/news/2004/10/31/ixnewstop.html

Even some extremely conservative protestants like Dr. James Dobson
tell Christians to get over the guilt.

Originally posted by dr_strangecraft

Originally posted by Poison
Well it's a sin for one.

Actually, that's only if you were catholic, before John Paul II. He specifically said that masturbation wasn't in and of itself a sin.

www.telegraph.co.uk... /main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/10/31/wvat31.xml&sSheet=/news/2004/10/31/ixnewstop.html

Even some extremely conservative protestants like Dr. James Dobson
tell Christians to get over the guilt.

....Err....ya....Just Catholics....all christians man.

Originally posted by cashlink
christan sex

Its only a sin for them, not the rest of us, I am soooo glad that I dont have to hide behind a bible.Everthing to them is a sin heck been alive is a sin LOL.
But I will say this All Christan males masterbate incuding the one who wrote its a sin.

I do so hope you are joking? Have you ever read the Bible? Don't you know that it's full of sex and violence?

People were having incestial sex for generations only they called it BEGATTING. Better than calling it shagging, I suppose.

As for Masturbation, a couple of points:

1. A Masturbator is only an introverted sex maniac.................... and

2. A quote from Steve Harley of Cockney Rebel fame

" Masturbation - getting off,
You can scoff - your ideals offer nothing new;
I'm getting ready - to run and hide,
Looking for a suitable bitch - to crucify".

So my friend. Don't worry about masturbation. It's only a quickie with the old five fingered widow, or beating yer meat, or playing with your pork sword, or tossing your caber or even playing with yer one eyed trouser snake!

Best euphemism I heard for ladies doing it (and I'm sure SOME do ) is 'Gusset Typing' which always makes me chuckle.

Seriously why do men have 00's of phrases for it and girls don't? (have lots of phrases for it I mean)

Originally posted by Strangerous

Seriously why do men have 00's of phrases for it and girls don't? (have lots of phrases for it I mean)

because men aren't afraid to admit doing it. we love doing it and, as such, we find cute euphemisms for it.

to refer back to the original post, I had a social studies teacher in high school who was asian and she had a bit of an accent. My older sister had her before me and warned me that there were some lessons that would be unbearably funny. I could never figure out what it might be.

then November rolled around and we discussed election day. only it was erection day. truly hysterical. funniest thing I'd ever heard. Until we learned about the plight in africa (this was back in the early 80's). The mass starvation she discussed morphed into mass starbartion. nothing like being 15, listening to your fairly hot social studies teacher say masturbation and struggle to keep the laughter inside. the bell rang and the laughter in the hallway was insane.

Originally posted by fritz

People were having incestial sex for generations only they called it BEGATTING. Better than calling it shagging, I suppose.

nah... begatting doesn't mean incestouas sex....

Begat: 1. To procreate, as a father or sire; to generate; -- commonly said of the father.

dictionary.reference.com...

The Bible is filled with begatting;

Begat is the archaic or literary form of begot, both past tenses of beget, a verb meaning to sire or procreate. In Biblical language, only men begat; women conceived and bore. Though considered grammatically incorrect, the word begatting is nonetheless widely used to describe lengthy passages of who begat whom in Biblical genealogy.

www.oedilf.com...

[edit on 20-6-2006 by elevatedone]

Yes............ I know.

But if you read it very, very carefully, you'll see that all the shagging was kept in the families.

Masturbation euphamisms are wonderful and varied.

A choice selection of personal favourites...

Relaxing in the Gentlemans Way
Conduction Oneself in the Solo Symphony
Taking Matters into Your Own Hands

Long Live Wanking!

I thought that masturbation is only a sin if you do it right. If u start and don't finish then I don't think ur gonna burn in hell.

There's nothing wrong with it. I read it gets rid of harmful toxins in your body. It's a healthy thing. Also I read it lowers your chances of contracting cancer

I don't see anything wrong with it at all

Originally posted by Burn The Witch
I thought that masturbation is only a sin if you do it right. If u start and don't finish then I don't think ur gonna burn in hell.

If your'e not gonna finish...what's the point?

Anyways, if you don't finish you'll have other things to worry about...:shk::shk:

Sporty



[edit on 15/7/2006 by SportyMB]

Originally posted by Crakeur

wax the lance
spank the monkey
flying solo
dating rosy palm
hand firing the love missle
bop yer bologna
tossing off
wanking

What do all those mean? I always hear that stuff and I want to know what it means.

These threads, how do they get started, but i hafta ask, isnt this like sexualy oriented, or cab BTS like talk about really anything?

Originally posted by Shadow88
God thats so daft. The vatican made and make anything that could compromise their stronghold on their followers. "Its like, science is a sin!!" because it threatened their grip against their hypnotised believers. Lol masturbation is a loophole for the "carnal pleasure before marriage" (booyea! loopholes rock!).....

You do know they found a scroll of the bible, a chapter like a prologue, before genesis, explaining to not take the bible in a literal context.

and yea its not like he said "wank". He said the correct medical term which is "masturbation".

[edit on 29-4-2006 by Shadow88]

[edit on 29-4-2006 by Shadow88]

I know this is quoting a really old post, but can anyone tell me what the "prologue before Genesis" that he refers to is? If it says what he claims, I find this quite fascinating.

It's dirty, disgusting, will make you go blind and you will go to hell!!!

That's what my form tutor said in high school when we had a discussion on it

Guess I have been destined to Hell since I was a child!!! am not blind yet though......yet!!!

I bet the teacher would have a stroke if the word intercourse was used. It
Has several meanings not related to the sexual act.

In my opinion masturbation is certainly not a sin.

We ladies just don't talk about it like you guys do.

I have to agree with another poster that I can please myself better than anyone.

And, even if it were a sin and you are a Christian, you just ask for forgiveness.

Enjoy it while you able to.
You may get to a point that when you masturbate you are not sure you won't have a heart attack. I have a funny story about that but I dare not embarrass myself.

Anyway that sensational part of your anatomy belongs to you so play with it if you want to.

This sounds really bad coming from a sweet old grandmother but it's true.

In the 60's guys called it 'Beating Off'.