What Are The Worst Movies That You've Seen?

There are loads of really good movies on this list, puzzling! I can understand not liking a certain movie but one must still be able to see that it's not one of the worst ever.

People really do have different tastes obviously!

Wicker Man totally pissed me off. It was pretty interesting until the end. I can see how some women might like it though.

The Aurora Encounter - The "space ship" was the back of a pickup truck with a plastic sheet over it. You can even see the exhaust pipe and tailgate at one point. The "diamond" looked like someone took a 70's style drinking glass and gave it a lid. The script and editing was so bad, the line "Nothing ever interesting happens around here" still echoes in my brain. This is, without a doubt, the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life.

Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation - AWFUL!!! This movie shouldn't have had the right to use the "Starship Troopers" part of the title. It was so bad that Heinlein would have not only rolled in his grave, but opened the sluices at both ends to rid himself of the bile felt watching this crapfest. Not even Uwe Boll could top this craptacular atrocity that makes about as much sense and watches like a "deleted unedited scenes" reel. This movie was an insult to anyone who enjoyed Starship Troopers, sci fi, movies, or the irrevocably lost moments of their life spent wasted on this load of tripe. And yet it STILL wasn't as bad as The Aurora Encounter.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - I bought this title remembering watching it in my single-digit years at some point. I recalled it being some sort of zany adventure with a hot air balloon, trippy scenes, and beatles music and Aermosmith. I really should have left it at that. This movie somehow made the BeeGees look even worse than their current reputation, and the fact that it stars Peter "Golden Throat" Frampton as the lead actor should give some clue. I'm boggled at how such a star-studded cast turned out such a spectacular wad of something actually WORSE than the sum of its parts. The movie was so awful that everyone involved (except Frampton and the writer) publicly denounced the movie as being awful before it was even released. At some points it was even painful to watch, but Frampton takes the cake by smiling happily during the funeral of his beloved, and attempting to commit suicide by jumping from the top of a one-story building.

Cool World - I really wanted to like this movie. I really did. The trailers made it look like something revolutionary, a dark and sexy blend of animation and live action with some great techno by the Thompson Twins and some other bands... Unfortunately the acting, voice talent, script, dialogue, plot, beginning, middle, and especially the ending, were so incredibly lame and hackneyed that I just couldn't enjoy it in the least. The animation itself was more annoying that titilating, and considering how hot they made Holly, that says a lot. Holly's four sidekicks made me want to rip my eyeballs out so I'd have something to stick in my ears. The one and only remotely "good" aspect to the movie was Kim Basinger in her underwear, but since you can get better than that from many other movies out there that don't pretend to have a plot line, it's not even considered a "saving grace". This movie had the potential to be a seriously unique cult classic, and instead joins the ranks of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Originally posted by laiguana
I have probably a big list of worst movies but here's a few:

Saving private Ryan

Passion of the Christ

All modern horror movies

You have got to be joking. Right?

[edit on 16-4-2007 by SpeakerofTruth]

Why would I be joking? They had a poor plot line and relied on gore to get all the hype.

One of the more recent ones was Oceans Twelve. That was especially compared to Oceans Eleven which was great.

One of the worst on my list is : ELF with Will Ferrell (Christmas video).

The plotline, IMO, was soooooo cheesy, and smacked with 'sugary-sweetness', enough to send a diabetic running for cover.

Originally posted by laiguana
Why would I be joking? They had a poor plot line and relied on gore to get all the hype.

Saving Private had a "poor plot line?" Really? That's a new one on me. Passion of the Christ "had a poor plot line?" Really? Granted, some horror movies do, but most people don't watch horror movies for the plot anyway. Although, as a horror film buff, I will say that it is nice when one comes along that does have a plot.

[edit on 16-4-2007 by SpeakerofTruth]

Originally posted by SpeakerofTruth

Originally posted by laiguana
Why would I be joking? They had a poor plot line and relied on gore to get all the hype.

Saving Private had a "poor plot line?" Really? That's a new one on me. Passion of the Christ "had a poor plot line?" Really? Granted, some horror movies do, but most people don't watch horror movies for the plot anyway. Although, as a horror film buff, I will say that it is nice when one comes along that does have a plot.

[edit on 16-4-2007 by SpeakerofTruth]

Hon? were you talking about 'Saving Private Ryan' , when you started off with your quote? ...just wondering is all. Then you went on to talk bout 'Passion of the Christ'.

Laiguna, I was 'trying to fill in the gap' about...Saving...Private...? What were you referring to?

Help me on this one friend.

Originally posted by TheDuckster


Hon? were you talking about 'Saving Private Ryan' , when you started off with your quote? ...just wondering is all. Then you went on to talk bout 'Passion of the Christ'.

Laiguna, I was 'trying to fill in the gap' about...Saving...Private...? What were you referring to?

Help me on this one friend.

Here is how the conversation started

Originally posted by laiguana
I have probably a big list of worst movies but here's a few:

Saving private Ryan

Passion of the Christ

All modern horror movies

To which I replied

You have got to be joking. Right?

Which led to this:

quote: Originally posted by laiguana
Why would I be joking? They had a poor plot line and relied on gore to get all the hype.

SpeakerofTruth said
Saving Private had a "poor plot line?" Really? That's a new one on me. Passion of the Christ "had a poor plot line?" Really? Granted, some horror movies do, but most people don't watch horror movies for the plot anyway. Although, as a horror film buff, I will say that it is nice when one comes along that does have a plot.

[edit on 16-4-2007 by SpeakerofTruth]

[edit on 16-4-2007 by SpeakerofTruth]

Saving Private Ryan:
(Based on a true story?)

I personally, appreciated this story (Because my grandfather's grandsons/nephews & other family members were 'involved in a war'; whereas: 'there was questions to involving 'many family members associating/fighting in the same war.

*Who would be left (surrvived) to continue the family name.

Jim Carrey's "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind."

We actually left the theater about 30 minutes in to it.

1. The Avengers. Had some good actors. Ralph Finnes, Sean Connery, Uma Thurman even Eddie Izard, but was utterly utterly terrible.
2. Apocolypto. Racist, Boring, Poorly made, Mel Gibson.
3. The Perfect Storm. Just didn't like it at all.

Ahem...now hear this... Howard the Duck and Hercules in New York, and the Villian with Paul Lynde and Ahhhnold. And of course, the Hills have Eyes. This, dearies are the four worst movies of ALLLLLL TIIIIIME. IMHO.

Edited because spelling correctly is seemingly optional.

[edit on 26-4-2007 by seagull]

Eyes Wide Shut (I LOATHE Tom Cruise and this one put me to sleep)

Meet Joe Black (could have been good, but it was way TOO LONG. Likewise put me to sleep. Three times)

Originally posted by MajorMalfunction
Eyes Wide Shut (I LOATHE Tom Cruise and this one put me to sleep)

really? you didn't like that movie? It was like almost the perfect porno and besides Nicole Kidman was so freaking HOT in it. I can agree that tom cruise is lame but man with that much full frontal in a movie how could it possibly be bad?

Hmmm....so many to choose from.

My latest 'worst movie ever' is probably Zombie Nation.

I kept waiting for it to get better....it was a long wait.

I just watched UltraViolet the other night....not the worst movie ever, but at least the worst movie I've seen this month!

Originally posted by whatukno


really? you didn't like that movie? It was like almost the perfect porno

and besides Nicole Kidman was so freaking HOT in it. I can agree that tom cruise is lame but man with that much full frontal in a movie how could it possibly be bad?

Maybe because I'm a woman and boobies don't spin my wheels.

Originally posted by MajorMalfunction
Maybe because I'm a woman and boobies don't spin my wheels.

well thats a good reason sorry bout the assumption there...

No harm, no foul, my man.