What Are The Worst Movies That You've Seen?

the blair witch project. complete garbage!!!

Wedding Crashers.

i walked out early enough to get a complete refund on my ticket.

It's true though, of the movies listed in here, some of my favorites, and others
I completely agree with.

Originally posted by LordInfamous
the blair witch project. complete garbage!!!

Now, I think BWP is a masterpiece.

Whoa!! Where Do I Start

Amadeus

Bourne Supremacy

Training Day

Skeleton Man

Dr. StrangeLove

Star Trek

All of the "Alien" movies

The Taxi Driver :shk:

The Hills Have Eyes

Troll and Troll 2

Dude, Where's My Car.

Langoliers

There are so many others. I just can't think of them right now.

Without a doubt the Jerry Springer monstrosity Citizen Verdict. The most woeful movie I have ever seen. Springer was the best thing about it. That tells you how bad the rest of it was.

Originally posted by GradyPhilpott
Now, I think BWP is a masterpiece.

far from it. it was wayyyyyyy to overhyped. i went in expecting it to live up to it, and it came nowhere close. but like the saying goes, different strokes for different folks.

Originally posted by SpeakerofTruth
Training Day

you didn't like this movie? i thought it was pretty good.

now ali...that movie was just awful

Originally posted by SpeakerofTruth
Amadeus.

Amadeus?

The music alone made that film priceless, not to mention the excellent performances.

A second viewing might be in order.

(Note: Amadeus is good cinema, but is not to be confused with history.)

Grady,I guess if you can sit through it without falling asleep,then,yeah, Amadeus is a "great" movie. :shk: The movie Ghandi was like that as well.

Worst Horror Movie:

Blair Witch Project
(when you compare a movie to the Exorcist, it BETTER be scary. WAY too much hype)
I actually yelled at the end "THAT SUCKED!!!"... dumbfounded at how bad it was.

The Most Terrible Comedy:

You, Me & Dupree
.. Really I was shaking my head wondering WHY ME WHY ME????

Most Pathetic Drama:

Meet Joe Black
( if your wife/ GF likes it....ask her to put Tom Hanks in the roll of Jack Black and see if she would still watch it over and over)

The number one killer of brain cells of all time has to be.......

SHOWGIRLS !!!!

Yes guys we all watch it, sometimes more than once.... but damn...the scene with Elizabeth Berkley doin the nasty with Kyle MacLachlan in the pool.... OMFG...she can't even act doing THAT!
THEN,...omg the end..she is hitchhiking and gets picked up by the SAME guy from the beginning of the movie !!! God Im laughing here ....

The quote "It doesn't suck"

OMG...how many times did I actually watch this.... it was like a Train Wreck I guess.... with boobies.



:bash:

Robocop 3 OMG I could not believe that they had actualy made a third one in that sad pathetic series. But yes they did. Rip Torn is even in it and could not make the film any better.

So sad, you would think that after the second one tanked they would have pulled the plug on the idea but no.

The Wicker Man - The remake that came out last year. This one was nowhere near as good as the original.

The Grudge 2 - I thought the first one was a pretty good movie. The second one thought was just awful. This movie was a total mess.






-tts

Napolean Dynamite

I'm a big fan of screwball and corny type comedies... this was horrible.


Are we done yet?

We took the kids to this one last weekend. Maybe not fair to put it in a worst of the worst category... but it was like a two hour tv sitcom. I was not impressed, and I'm a fan of most Ice Cube's movies.

Ok... I need to take issue with some of the "bad" movies people listed here:

The Cable Guy (chissler)

The Hills Have Eyes (seagull)

The Patriot, Spawn and Lord of the Rings (Lysergic)

The Grinch (DarkRitual13)

Dances with wolves (blackhumvee113)

Seven (Mark Harris)

Hostel (darkside_ofthe_moon)

Twelve Monkeys and Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (ceci2006)

The Last Of The Mohicans (The_Truth_Seeker)

Top Gun (Xeros)

Mars Attacks! (The Parallelogram)

Bad Santa (GradyPhilpott)

Little Shop of Horrors (hedder)

The Neverending Story (Unrealised)

Training Day, All of the "Alien" movies (SpeakerofTruth)

I think I figured out what happened here... you guys thought you were posting in the 'what are some of the greatest movies you've ever seen' thread. Take back what you've said here and I wont have to take any further action.


This last one I'm pretty sure is blasphemy... double-checking Scripture as we speak; I'll get back to ya:

Star Trek (SpeakerofTruth)

[size=10]Have... you... gone...

mad... man!

I'm afraid it's the lake of fire for you, bud. I'm dumbfounded, flabbergasted. Absolutely, positively Diabolical! Shame on you sir/maam... :shk:

I challenge you to a duel; phasers at dawn!

Stupefied,
-Rren

[edit on 14-4-2007 by Rren]

Originally posted by Baack
I'm surprised no one has mentioned this one yet:
Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS
I'm proud to say I walked out of this morally bankrupt, degenerate, completely incompetently-made piece of cinematic vomit. It's one of two movies in my life that I've bailed on.

Nobody has mentioned it yet because most haven't seen it. I also completely disagree with your incredibly pretentious description of the film. Perhaps you should have added, "I'm proud to say I walked out of this morally bankrupt, degenerate, completely incompetently-made piece of cinematic vomit...because I am pure, wonderful and wonderfully pure. Praise me."

Honestly, what exactly were you expecting to see when you sat down to watch a Nazisploitation/Sexploitation film called, ILSA - SHE WOLF OF THE SS? Were you expecting high art? Perhaps a family film? I know...a romantic comedy, right? :shk:

I own all four ILSA films and perhaps I'm just not as righteous as you but I think they're fun.

Originally posted by Rren
Training Day, All of the "Alien" movies (SpeakerofTruth)



Star Trek (SpeakerofTruth)

[size=10]Have... you... gone...

mad... man!

Training Day was by far the worst movie Denzel Washington acted in. By far the worst. I have never been a fan of outer space movies. I don't like Aliens, Star Trek,Star Wars... None of it. It's just not my preference.

I agree. I'm not too fond of Training Day either.

Seagal movies are getting worse. He even does not want to be in them any more,

WHY?

He is getting fatter.

He also uses stunt doubles in speaking W..?

By the way a "seagull sh@t on my car"

FBI are watching... .

Worst movies?
Hmmm......
1.Car 54 Where are you?
2.Wendigo
3.Halloween 3
4.The Stuff
5.The Attic Expeditions

These are the worst of the worst.

Hamburger the motion picture

Down periscope

The Blair witch project

Street fighter

Plan nine from outer space

leprecon in the hood

The secretary

And any movie with Hulk Hogan!!! Santa with muscles is probably his worst


[edit on 14-4-2007 by Mr Mxyztplk]

I have probably a big list of worst movies but here's a few:

Saving private Ryan

American Beauty

X-Men 3

Sin City

Passion of the Christ

All modern horror movies

All teeny movies

etc