posted on Aug, 24 2006 @ 02:50 AM
Bam Margera: There have to be infinite universes where this unfunny tool mows my lawn
Aretha Franklin: Forgot why but
Ben Affleck: Reason #4600, ruining the only Daredevil movie that'll ever get made
Ralph Reed: Christ himself isn't so sure he loves you anymore
Pat Robertson: This cretin's insane ramblings apparently mean something to somebody
Mickey Rourke: That lumpy, elephantine head can't belong to the star of
Barfly, can it?
Jerry Lewis: He's a creep, yes -- but with a Telethon
Donald Trump: Turns out a rich, self-aggrandizing jackass is way more annoying than you'd think