Adopt a New Member!

Well, of course. I could hold the task as long as Atlas himself.

ZZZI will give you some time off to build up your strength before sending you out to do your small but very important task.

[Edited on 24-12-2003 by QueenoftheInnocent]

I'm new.I'll admit it.
I'm not on that often to post,but I read alot,and find everyone's opinion interesting,I may however make mistakes,I'll ask you to forgive me ahead of time.no need to adopt me though,if I get out of line I want everyone (newbie or pro)to feel free to kick me back in.I figure there's alot of unfortunate orphans in more need of adoption, would like to give a SHOUT OUT!! to Nerdling some info he provided,so SHOUT OUT NERDLING Take care all-I'll be reading your posts with much enthusiasm.

Originally posted by Allen
Would like to give a SHOUT OUT!! to Nerdling some info he provided,so SHOUT OUT NERDLING

Take care all-I'll be reading your posts with much enthusiasm.

Oh my, i'm blushing

I look forward to reading your posts.

Hehehehee, why thank you, and have a very merry christmas.

In NEED of Adoption!!!

New Member looking for a good home. I just recently became a member to this great site and am looking foward to finding out everying about the site. Hopefully someone will have the kindness to take me in

Originally posted by TheTruth
In NEED of Adoption!!!

New Member looking for a good home. I just recently became a member to this great site and am looking foward to finding out everying about the site. Hopefully someone will have the kindness to take me in

Hey TheTruth,
Welcome to ATS. What are your interests? There's a little and a lot about every subject under the sun here.

Merry Christmas everybody!

Thanks East Coast
Damn you have a lot of points lol. Well i guess my interests would lie in the everything under the sun category. Ive read tons of books on everything from space, physics, religion, and poli sci. I just thought this site provided a lot of great topics that i havnt found any where else. Hopefully i'll be able to add to the already great amount of topics here. On a side note one of my greatest interests is string theory and the importance it could bring to the entire world of physics.

Hi, read my newbie post. That will tell you all my good qualities. oh and also, im cute. so if you want a sure shot way of getting chicks, then just tell them "hey look at my new pet newbie!" and they'll be like "wow! hes cute, lets go on a date" and ill be like "did i do good?" and youll be like "you did great. we're going to have to try this again tommorow" *nods head* im a good newbie.

Originally posted by QueenoftheInnocent

Hmm you know just how to turn a girls head

deals spit on it.
Today New jersey tommorrow erm New Hampshire?

Deal. Yes, you shall be the Supreme Demon Queen of FOOBB!...perfect title, wouldn't you say?

I found a home, I have been adopted, I now the proud grasshopper of EastCostKid

Originally posted by MuseAndChimera
I found a home, I have been adopted, I now the proud grasshopper of EastCostKid

Yes, it is with great pleasure to say I've adopted MuseAndChimera. She is my grasshopper and I will be her Sun Szu. Behold her magnificence. Here's to a most excellent new collaboration.

[Edited on 28-12-2003 by muter]

Just like on any online game.... learning the ways of a message board is much easier with a veteran to guide you along the way to power....

My bar may say tranquil....but I am in no way so.....only because I am a noob. So yes...someone please adopt this poor psychic entity that has taken the current form of an Iraqi Plumber.




[Edited on 29-12-2003 by Psiohazard]

Hey! I've been registered and reading these boards for over a month now. Really fascinating stuff. What I find intriguing is the diversity of members! Fantastic!
I'm interested in a wide range of subjects from world religions and political conspiracies to the possibility of aliens and paranormal activities. Sadly though, I am but a neophyte in the ways of this board and all things discussed.

Adopt me!! Not because I bake a mean peanut butter cookie or because my Martinis are those of legends, but because you see a mission in guiding a poor waif thru the forest of denial.....or something.

Bea -- perhaps I can help you figure out how to access this website better, as I am a new member, too. I couldn't get anyone to adopt me, but I didn't tell anyone I was actually an alien that just learned how to access the internet recently, either.

Hello

I'm new and would love to be adopted
Please think about the newbies and adopt myself

well after long thought and consideration and all the offers from the members (0 offers), I have decided who is my pimp... err.. owner. The ownership of DerekpacIsAlive is sole property of... DerekpacIsAlive.

DPac: Well, first off I'd like to thank DerekpacIsAlive for letting me own him. I'm sure we'll get along great. I can't imagine us not getting along, we have so much in common! Secondly I'd like to thank my mom my dad, oh and steven spielbergh. Why Steven? No idea, but he always gets thanked, so I had to thank him. It's just the right thing to do.

DPac officially adopts DPac.

I think i'm ready to adopt someone

Originally posted by Nerdling
I think i'm ready to adopt someone

see you could have said that 2 seconds ago after derekpacisalive already adopted me

I could use some help

Originally posted by DerekpacIsAlive

Originally posted by Nerdling
I think i'm ready to adopt someone

see you could have said that 2 seconds ago after derekpacisalive already adopted me

Offers still open!

I have 3 spaces available.