CAn anyone tell me how to get abducted?

Go to Mount Shasta in N. California. They have cults that will get you abducted by Lumerians for a nominal fee of course

There are those who come on here who know all about stuff ...honestly they do, they really know all this stuff and they have said that abductions are soooooooo 1990s and Aliens dont do abductions anymore.

So there ya go .... or rather you dont !!

Originally posted by warthog911
abducted in the sense like earth sister,vertu,menguard are and not some anal probing #.I want knowledge

Not only do you want to be abducted, you're also picky about who you get abducted by?!

And, no, no one can tell you how to get abducted by aliens.

Sure fire way to becoming abducted?
Fascinatingly simple?
Something anyone can do?

Seriously now....

1. Try knocking on the hatch of a grounded object?
2. Beach slap the aliens momma?
3. Sneak up on an alien and demand, "Take me to your leader?"
4. Take out personal ads?
5. Build a mock flying saucer and send repeater codes to draw their attention?

So many possibilities........

CAn anyone tell me how to get abducted?

I'll tell you how.....

Go into a maximum security prision facility and take your top off. Forever you'll never be found.


[edit on 4-10-2005 by Devilishkitty]

Devilishkitty....uhh.....errr.......sounds a little like first hand experience. But it would work.

Originally posted by warthog911
I really want to be abducted by aliens.I pray to them every single day that plz come down and beam me up.I think i might have been abducted not once but 2 times when i was 15 but i cant remember it.Plz aliens abduct me ASAP.

So what are thosedirtythoughts behind all this? Tell me the trutth! You want money from those aliens! A nice big box of money!

Personally, I would like to take the money of a former lottery winner, instead of being probed. Am I right?

I don't think that there is a real way to get abducted. Unless you find out how to speak their language, wear a sign on your head facing the sky that says "please abduct me now" i think that only the lucky ones get abducted!

Originally posted by warthog911
I really want to be abducted by aliens.I pray to them every single day that plz come down and beam me up.I think i might have been abducted not once but 2 times when i was 15 but i cant remember it.Plz aliens abduct me ASAP.

Um knock on area 51's door? And ask them nicely? Go into the government and pretend your really dumb, so people will take advantage of you. It works every time. But personally, I think he wants an implant.

[edit on 8-10-2005 by malakiem]

Choosing your host
First, you must identify the type of aliens you wish to join. This is crucial. Amongst certain tribes, you will enjoy a healthy cross-cultural experience, perhaps bringing back to Earth ideas and technologies beneficial to the planet. Amongst certain other abductors, such as the medical experimentation and baby snatcher aliens, life can be miserable. They may expose your body to very long needles, take your baby (hence "baby snatchers"), or force you to consume large amounts of toxic substances.

This begins a very strange article written by Sarah Roley.

How to...

I don't understand why someone would want to go somewhere that the language is strange, the diet may be nonexistent, and I'm sure vacation is a bear to get, but then again, if there is one, there are many....

EDIT: By the way, the sidebar article is PRICELESS!




[edit on 8-10-2005 by Rouschkateer]

Originally posted by gps777
Can anyone tell me how to get abducted?

1.buy shaving cream and razors

2.buy some wrap around sun glasses

3.buy grey spray paint

4.buy tinny silver top and mini skirt

With shaving gear shave body totally of hair

With grey spray paint,spray body totally grey

Put on wrap around sun glasses

Put on tiny silver top and mini skirt

A little lippy and blue eye shadow should top it off.

Now go outside and parade around for a while.

That should get their attention if not............
A van will pull up a couple of guys in white coats will abduct you.

I saw that guy in N'Orleans once! Doing mimi too.

Humans have always wanted to go beyond the ordinary and if I didn't know that I would find this whole thread slightly disturbing. Hell's bells, the whole forum for that matter.

Seriouslly, the white circle thing sounds rather Calvinesque or something Drew Barrymore would do (at six) in ET. I can just picture her rain or shine, waiting for her little friend to come back.

What's funny about this is that I was just thinking about it the other day. How fruitless it is to even pay mind to it. But Dude, your fearlessness is awesome. You seem to think that your good will will be received with benevolence--ask for anesthesia and hope they speak your language.

Proceed with caution nevertheless.

What if they come and instead of taking you, they take your dog?

wether you want knoldge or not you do not want to be upducted you will be screwed up for the rest of your life these aliens the greys are evil i belieave ubducting people doing espirments raping people they look at us like animals. I don't no about you but they could care less about our well being.

Originally posted by speight89
i think that only the lucky ones get abducted!

Why do people need to be lucky to be abducted?

Those who are being treated by friendly species in a friendly manner, may have done something wonderful in their life. They have proved to be useful. Those who aretreated by them in a hostile manner, may meant to be enemies.

Those who are treated by hhostile entities, may simply be unlucky people, and their life is doomed.

if i ever seen an alien i would shoot it

Go out in the middle of nowhere ALL by yourself and do your "praying." sit in a field near a so-called base, you will probably get abducted...

Originally posted by tiddly54
if i ever seen an alien i would shoot it

No, you wouldn't.

If an alien would be ready to contact you directly, that would surely mean the start of a good relationship with an intelligent lifeform. Or at least, it would be good for you. But it would be the worst to your enemies.

Do you understand?

Well judging by the majority of people that have reported to have been abducted, you must first meet these qualifications or follow these instructions to meet them:
1. Buy a mobile home.
2. Get rid of your decent car and get a lemon.
3. Dress in mostly hunting or plaid clothes.
4. Consume large amounts of cheap hard liquor.
5. Become the most uncredible person all your friends and family know.
6. Claim you've seen bigfoot too.

In no time you will be an official abductee. For the minority of abductees that seem liek they have more reasonable stories, I have no clue how they did it.

Sounds like rednecks have the most unusual experiences in life.

go to your local park at 2am in the morning and sing very loudly songs like these: (works every time)

Well there's a little boy waiting at the counter of a corner shop
He's been waiting down there, waiting half the day
They never ever see him from the top
He gets pushed around, knocked to the ground
He gets to his feet and he says

[CHORUS:]
What about me, it isn't fair
I've had enough now i want my share
Can't you see i wanna live
But you just take more than you give

Well there's a pretty girl serving at the counter of the corner shop
She's been waiting back there, waiting for her dreams
Her dreams walk in and out they never stop
Well she's not too proud to cry out loud
She runs to the street and she screams

[CHORUS]

So take a step back and see the little people
They may be young but they're the ones
That make the big people big
So listen, as they whisper
What about me

And now i'm standing on the corner all the world's gone home
Nobody's changed, nobody's been saved
And i'm feeling cold and alone
I guess i'm lucky, i smile a lot
But sometimes i wish for more than i've got

[CHORUS]



and


Am I not pretty enough?
Is my heart too broken?
Do I cry too much?
Am I too outspoken?
Don’t I make you laugh?
Should I try it harder?
Why do you see right through me?

I live, I breathe, I let it rain on me,
I sleep, I wake, I try hard not to break,
I crave, I love, I’ve waited long enough,
I try as hard as I can.

Am I not pretty enough?
Is my heart too broken?
Do I cry too much?
Am I too outspoken?
Don’t I make you laugh?
Should I try it harder?
Why do you see right through me?

I laugh, I feel, I make believe it’s real,
I fall, I freeze, I pray down on my knees,
I hope, I stand, I take it like a man,
I try as hard as I can.

Am I not pretty enough?
Is my heart too broken?
Do I cry too much?
Am I too outspoken?
Don’t I make you laugh?
Should I try it harder?
Why do you see right through me?

Why do you see, why do you see, why do you see right through me?x4