ThreadKillers Anonymous

Originally posted by loam

I love all creatures, great and small, but that bird is just plain ugly.

Random:

I played ultimate frisbee in a field today. After we got bored with playing, we ran through the cornfields for like 500m randomly. Did you know corn itches really really badly when you're in a T-shirt and shorts? Yea, we went out to dinner and the whole time I felt like I had a thousand mosquito bites.


Anywho, Loam, I wasn't snitching, I meant about the caffeine part, yea sure, I bought the cart and everything on it, I just didnt get to have any.

I went ahead and bought one of those automatic litterbox cleaner things. Frisky's set for life.


About TKA: I think we've already evolved a little bit, instead of just talking and trying to solve our killer instincts toward posts. We are also reviving our own member's posts. Like Tinky's thread. So we gotta talk to voidmaster, I think the group should be maybe one, with two parts. Because I've been doing quite a bit of reviving lately, but my own threads are dying.

Originally posted by Kalapadea
Random:

I played ultimate frisbee in a field today. After we got bored with playing, we ran through the cornfields for like 500m randomly. Did you know corn itches really really badly when you're in a T-shirt and shorts? Yea, we went out to dinner and the whole time I felt like I had a thousand mosquito bites.

I know the feeling.

I think the edge of the leaves made very tiny abrasions or lacerations on your skin and that's what causes the itch. You shouldn't be having any allergic reaction to the plant itself unless you are sensitive to the protein.

An Allergy Hard to Identify
Corn allergy is a food allergy that is difficult to pinpoint because it is hard to eliminate all sources of corn from the diet and from common products. Symptoms from corn allergy can be as severe as other food allergens, however, reactions vary with each individual.

It is important for corn-allergic people to remove all corn and corn products from their diet. Most people who are allergic to corn are allergic to the corn protein, not the oil. During the processing of corn oil, the corn protein is removed, making it tolerable by most corn-allergic people.

allergies.about.com...

Run up the rows of a tabacco field if you want some serious itching.

Or if you want to be really cruel, find a field of cat tails, and tear them apart all over someone. They'll be pulling that stuff off for days.

Originally posted by Zaphod58
Or if you want to be really cruel, find a field of cat tails, and tear them apart all over someone. They'll be pulling that stuff off for days.

That stuff gets up your nose and clings to every part of you.

BUT:

Edible Parts: The young tender shoots are edible raw or cooked. The rhizome is often very tough but is a rich source of starch. Pound the rhizome to remove the starch and use as a flour. The pollen is also an exceptional source of starch. When the cattail is immature and still green, you can boil the female portion and eat it like corn on the cob.

Make something good out of every bad situation.................



Edit to add link: www.survivaliq.com...

[edit on 2/10/2005 by anxietydisorder]

Alright! It's pretty bad when everyone insists that my costume requires a costume...

Does this meet with everyone's approval?

Loam

Now it looks like the Gimp out of Pulp Fiction.

Hey Duzey, how's the foot? Doing better now? Hope so. Next time kick the person, not the furniture please. The furniture didn't do anything to you so you shouldn't abuse it. Besides, it hurts a lot less.

Especially when kicking in the stomach regions, nice softness for your foot. No matter how buff somebody is, its always softer in the tummy.

Good morning!

For your perusal

I can truly understand why this one died.

I think it's deserved

Now this is a bit of a weird question...

Do any of you get the impression that sometimes people won't respond, simply because it's started by a particular member?

Originally posted by Tinkleflower
Now this is a bit of a weird question...

Do any of you get the impression that sometimes people won't respond, simply because it's started by a particular member?

Tinkle - perhaps your crush confessions put them off? Sam Waterston I could understand, but Donald Trump AND Carrot Top? You have some eclectic tastes.

Okie, since you shared, here are my weird crushes (i'll keep the typical cuties out cause that's just too easy ).


1. Bob Hopkins
2. Ed Harris
3. Nigel Barker (photographer from American's next top model)
4. Jacques Pépin (french cook) actually I tend to get crushes on lots of TV cooks, except Jamie Oliver who just annoys me with his mockney accent
5. Larry King (I know, I know)

How do you have negative BTS points?

I went shopping at the ATS store and kept getting my background image wrong - after I had spent about 15,000 points, I realised I was taking them out of 'combined points' not ATS (where I had them) and it put me in the red.

I'm dumb - I should add Phillip Greenspan to my list of crushes.

So THATS what points are for? Wow, I really dont pay attention somtimes.

Odd assortment there...

It gets worse.

I keep having "adult" dreams about a threesome involving me, Carrot Top AND Donald Trump.

Can you imagine the cost of the therapy I'll need to get me past this?

(Where IS everyone? I'm startin' to worry here....)

THe therapy won't cost much compared to the price of advanced straight jackets. One for every day of the week.

Another great word from tink "Adult Dreams" riiight.

Disturbing, really.


Everyone's doing the salsa, too busy to type onthe keyboard...

Chat?

I'm here!!!

And I just read about Tinkle's dream. You're a naughty one!!

I have too many crushes to list. I can be so fickle. :shk:

Q:Why am I even reading this thread anymore?
A:To see what color straight jacket Tinkle is wearing today.

Tinkle, I think what you need is a therapist.

It gets worse.

I actually find Ron Jeremy attractive too, in a sort of "weird, ugly, charismatic" kind of way.

And no, it's nothing to do with his uh..other attributes

Tinkle will take "The Rapist" for 500....


HAHA, no straight jackets for you, "The Girls" wouldnt allow it.