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You is way too quick with your reply.

Should have waited till I'd gone to bed, then hit me with yer post.

I thought about it, but since I didn't want to be TOO cruel to the TKA cat (knowing what cat's do to get revenge) I decided it would be wiser to hit it now, and then let you kill it.

Not bothered any more.

My post was hijacked by nutters posing as thread killers who, acting independantly, have set up their own thread in a place far, far away.

I for one, cannot keep running over there. My poor little pinky pads are almost worn down!

wow I was off killing threads, and I haven't been back to this one in a while. Now we have a formal club? Cool, I would like to be like gavel bangin guy. Do we get a fez to wear?

Haven't a clue mate.

You're welcome to it as far as I'm concerned.

I'm just too darned lazy!

Miow!

Fritz don't be pouty. If you're tired of walking back and forth, just look up pathetically and make sad mewing noises. Guaranteed to get you carried wherever you want to go!

*scoops Fritz up and carries him back to the clubhouse*

Duzey, nobody - but nobody, can ever scoop me up and take me anywhere I don't want to go!

Firstly, the actual act of 'scooping me up' will only rub my fur up the wrong way - and that sets my claws on edge and secondly, I will infect you with my top secret army of assault fleas. You have been warned!

Are you kidding? I'm calling animal control and having them use that big pole with the hook thing on the end of it, and carry you by the neck to the meeting room.

Oh Zaphy, you say the nicest things to me.

A new collar and lead. How nice.

Just imagine it.

I can now run up that pole thingy, and BITE YER SNOZZLE!

I don't plan on being the one holding the pole. I'm gonna let someone else carry you.

Zaph, my darling.

Please stop trying to kill this thread.

Try not to live up to our ethic - at least not on my thread!

Okay Baby?