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Originally posted by nikelbee
Noooo. All of you amateurs, watch how an expert does it. You want thread killin'? I have plenty of experience above, below and everywhere in between topsecret.

I should be your official spokesperson.

All I have to do is type something long looking and the crowds just disperse like Charlton Heston parting the epic red seas.

Since I was the first to mention the club, *I* get to be Club President. But I'll let you be our spokesperson nikelbee. And we'll make Tinkleflower our mascot. Fritz you can be the club pet, since you claimed we're coffee drinkers. I DISTINCTLY said MOUNTAIN DEW.

Oooh, a club, me likey....

Can we have a secret handshake?

We'll need an assortment of drinks, I think. Tinkleflower needs coffee, Zaphod58 needs Mountain Dew and I require Coca-Cola.

Yeah Zaphod?

What's yer point, man?

i was just with yer mind! :bnghd:

That's why we're making you the club cat Fritz. Because cats always mess with their humans mind.

We're still working on the handshake. We want to make a good one.

Ha! Man, I didn't realize I wasn't the only thread-killer around. I feel a stronger sense of belonging here now....

I want to be part of the club too, and I recommend we all use our thread-murdering powers to their fullest. Find the threads that pose the greatest threat (to what I have no idea), and single them out for execution

(And I love the irony in this thread getting 3+ pages...)

The only reason this thread has three pages is because of ThreadKillers Anonymous!

We need to work on our Official Mandate.. We need a Mission for TKA.

By the way, still the King. Posted two threads last night that *I* thought were interesting. 30+ views on one, zero replies. 16 on the other, zero replies. It's good to be the King.

[edit on 9/20/2005 by Zaphod58]

Aw see now I can't actually kill any threads directly.

I'm more of a benign..uh...ok, "dictator" is totally not the word I'm looking for.

Think of me as more of a benign "she's the chick who makes the coffee" type of thing. Except I want more stocks and shares than anyone else

It's the whole nonviolent Buddhist thing, yassee.

Ok, you can be our Insane Dictator. Every group has to have one. We'll let you make the coffee, and bring the donuts and think you're in charge while we all laugh behind your back.

I got a reply! I got a reply! Three threads, and one reply. :w:

Braggart

Hey, after the year I've had, I need every good thing I can get my hands on. heh.

I found your thread and replied to it!

I'm trying to move up the ladder in the club.

Yeah I saw that. I knew there was a secret reason you replied!

Seriously though, thanks for that reply. you suceeded.

Yay!

I like making people smile. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy!





[edit on 20-9-2005 by Duzey]

Congrats Tinkleflower! You killed your own thread!

As spokesperson for the group I have to say that I think this thread has outlived its usefulness (sorry Fritz). We need a new one devoted to our cause. So who wants to start it??

Tinkle dear, I think you better stay away from this one.

Oh yeah and we need some theme music. Something along the lines of 'Wonder Womannnnnn' but you know, with less syllables.

If anyone is keeping track of beverages, mine is a tea: milk, one sugar.

ThreadKillers Anonymous started in General Chitchat as requested.

I'm sorry but as the original thread author, I do feel that I ought to have the last word.

My thanks to one and all for all your valuable contributions. It has been greatly appreciated.

Sorry, I can't let you get away with that, because then you'll have killed the thread.