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Doctor, my question is simple, I wish to know...

why?

Dear Dr. Intredip, I am writing to complain about the adivce you have given me.

The Giraffes decided it would be a good idea to buy Pinapples and throw them at me and laugh while I try to pour sauce on them. Limited to my knowledge, was that I was supposed to kill them first and then cook them for me to be able to eat them. My forks and knives had no effect on them whatso ever.

Now the badger people are getting angry and have built up an armada of super waffle destroyers and have begun a full scale invasion of Postopia. They plan on using the milky goodness of Grade A milk and the morning nutrition of of cereal and the magicaly deliscious Lucky Charms.

The Dancing bananas have also launched their own campaign against peanut butter and jelly with baseball bats. All these conflicts are arising and I don't know what to do.

I have prepped a large space armada to combat the Lizards of the future and the Giraffes of space. My battleships and dreadnaughts are in position to launch a full frontal strike against the Giraffes. What should I do? We anticipate casualties will be extremely low because giraffes can't shoot for beans.

Shattered OUT...

I have in my posession a small dragon. I found him/her at a truck stop in Vermont. I put it in a cage and took him home.

What do dinasaurs eat?

PS: This of course is in total confidence as i do not want the crypto world bothering me until i am ready to sell...
In the meantime i am afraid he is losing weight. He doesnt seem to like my spanish food and all the seasonings...:shk:

Any good ideas?

Originally posted by UK Wizard
Doctor, my question is simple, I wish to know...

why?

Easy............ Taco's.

Extra TP included.

Originally posted by ShatteredSkies
I have prepped a large space armada to combat the Lizards of the future and the Giraffes of space. My battleships and dreadnaughts are in position to launch a full frontal strike against the Giraffes. What should I do? We anticipate casualties will be extremely low because giraffes can't shoot for beans.

Shattered OUT...

You've got the right idea, giraffes can't even hold pineapples, light casualties. Get the guys that sold those to the giraffes, they'll help you out. maybe they could sell them Everyone knows that giraffes are allergic to

Originally posted by dgtempe
I have in my posession a small dragon. I found him/her at a truck stop in Vermont. I put it in a cage and took him home.

What do dinasaurs eat?

PS: This of course is in total confidence as

i do not want the crypto world bothering me until i am ready to sell...
In the meantime i am afraid he is losing weight. He doesnt seem to like my spanish food and all the seasonings...:shk:

Any good ideas?

Damn, another serious question. Lizards are by and large omnivores. Much like humans. Flies and leafy veg will suffice.

If you can live by the same menu? OOoo.

Originally posted by intrepid


OK, on a serious note, I'd be leery of chatting online, you never really know who's on the other end of the communication.

OK guys, this is for chuckles, please don't take anything seriously, execpt what I wrote for cpr12 here.

I know this perosn in real life... she's one of my clsoe friends... shoudlv'e specified.... lol

Quoted by Intrepid Dr. Intrepid, am I suffering from schizophrenia?

I don't know, I found little on this subject. It seems that schizophrenia is accompanied by a deep urge to bump your own thread.

If you feel you are still feeling schizophrenic later, talk to me again.

Forgot about this thread.

Isn't it odd that as you get older, the only time you don't have to pee is when you are peeing?

Can you explain that?

Originally posted by MrPenny
Isn't it odd that as you get older, the only time you don't have to pee is when you are peeing?

Can you explain that?

I would answer this question but I need a whiz.

Dear Doctor:

First time writer, long time reader.

I was just wondering Doc, why is it that those people north of the border are so damn good lookin'.

Doesn't seem fair does it.



[edit on 9-7-2006 by chissler]

Originally posted by chissler
Dear Doctor:

First time writer, long time reader.

I was just wondering Doc, why is it that those people north of the border are so damn good lookin'.

Doesn't seem fair does it.



[edit on 9-7-2006 by chissler]

It's the water. You mix it with barley and hops and ferment. After a few quarts of that EVERYONE looks better.

AVOID WATER!

[edit on 10-7-2006 by intrepid]

Whenever I do this......Ow!......it hurts. Any ideas?

Doc... There are these 3 blondes that used to pose in this magazine called Playboy that lives next door to me. On several occasions they've invited me to a slumber party. Every time I need to come up with an excuse because I don't know what to wear to a "slumber party". What do a young man wear to these so-called "slumber parties" and what do the girls do at these types of "slumber parties"?

Dear Dr. Intrepid.

I suffer from a unique medical condition. My knees bend the other way round. Can you please design a chair for me to sit in? My father has “tried” to design one on several occasions, but they all end up looking suspiciously like instruments of torture.

I await your answer with excitement, and some very tired legs.

Originally posted by MrPenny
Whenever I do this......Ow!......it hurts. Any ideas?

Don't do that. Unless, of course, you are a masochist, then knock yourself out. Literally.

Originally posted by Gemwolf
Doc... There are these 3 blondes that used to pose in this magazine called Playboy that lives next door to me. On several occasions they've invited me to a slumber party. Every time I need to come up with an excuse because I don't know what to wear to a "slumber party". What do a young man wear to these so-called "slumber parties" and what do the girls do at these types of "slumber parties"?

Finally, a serious question. Young men are not equipped to handle a task of this magnitude. I WILL help you with your next excuse though, tell them that you are waiting for your personal cyber-physician, who is emminently qualified for this adventure to arrive. What's your address btw?

Details to follow, all in the name of science.

Originally posted by Hoff
Dear Dr. Intrepid.

I suffer from a unique medical condition. My knees bend the other way round. Can you please design a chair for me to sit in? My father has “tried” to design one on several occasions, but they all end up looking suspiciously like instruments of torture.

I await your answer with excitement, and some very tired legs.

Any chair will do. Just put your feet on your shoulders. I seriously recommend that you don't cross your legs, as this will cut the airflow to your nose.

BTW, what's it like to be the only person outside of a Jackass movie to be able to kick ones self in the head?

I need advice....

I have alot of foreign coins and bills from all over, most of it I got at flee markets and antique shops back in the states. No rare coins or collectables, just 4 big coffee cans full of coins lying around the house collecting dust.

What should I do with it? I can't sell it, it's not worth the cans they're in. I can't spend it....so what could I do?

I'm all out of ideas

Sporty