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Originally posted by smallpeeps
Behold! Using Google Earth, I hath measured the distances between these four great cities which have oppressed Jerusalem and the people of the alien Zionist God, Jehovah:
Athens to Istanbul: 349 miles
Istanbul to Damascus: 657 miles
Damascus to Cairo: 381 miles
Cairo to Athens: 694 miles
...And the Lord spake saying: Yea, this square is about as perfect as my bible is.
[edit on 18-8-2005 by smallpeeps]
even if you want to poke fun at the theory, you can't touch the FACTS!
Originally posted by smallpeeps
Behold! Using Google Earth, I hath measured the distances between these four great cities which have oppressed Jerusalem and the people of the alien Zionist God, Jehovah:
[edit on 18-8-2005 by smallpeeps]
small, do you suppose I pulled the following numbers from a hat:
APPROX 10 million people died in WWI
APPROX 55 million people died in WWII
10 + 55 = 65
One Third of 200 million is 66.6666 million
Perhaps you take issue with 65 not being exactly equal to 66.6666, but then again, the sources ALL say the numbers are APPROXIMATIONS, and in the bible is found a casualty rate that is off from the APPROXIMATIONS by only 2 percent
SMALL, RIDDILE ME THIS: WHICH ITEM ABOVE IS FICTITIOUS ???
I've been doing my homework on this stuff for 3.5 years, 7 days per week, sometimes as much as 10 hours per day. Small, you may look at christians in general as idiots, and I could NEVER blame you for doing so, they aren't the smartest bunch, that's for sure, however, they are where they are for the SAME reason you are where you are, they prefer the fantasies taught to them by their teachers, and you prefer the fantasies taught by yours.
Originally posted by smallpeeps
even if you want to poke fun at the theory, you can't touch the FACTS!
Ah I'm just messing with you, Behold. I like your post and your ideas. So Jesus will be destroying the bad guys and delivering Israel this Christmas?
What about Buddhism? Is this religion heretical and will buddhists be destroyed in this war you're talking about? Frankly I wish you'd posted your theory in a separate post because it's unique enough to warrant that. Keep the info coming because I like it.
Originally posted by smallpeeps
Okay, but regardless of the connections you draw in the bible, you are defending an extreme viewpoint (one very different from Vis Mega's original post), namely that the Jews are God's people and Jesus is coming to save them from a war (freaking huge war, if I understand you right) which will begin around october 18th or 19th. Is that right?
Originally posted by smallpeeps
This hasn't been alluded to by anyone else so far as I can tell.
Behold!: I truly respect the work that went into your theory and I like your post. Keep the good stuff coming. I'm not your enemy, I'm just having fun. If Jesus isn't cool with smart-aleks like me then I've got no hope anyway so I might as well go to hell cracking wise, you know?
Oh, is there a hell? Will anyone go there after the final throwdown on Christmas of this year?
Imagine if God's FIRSTBORN would have changed His mind, and not done HIS FATHER'S commandment. Who then could be thought to be obedient to the Father, if His Firtsborn were to have become disobedient. Do you NOW see the TRUE sacrifice that was performed.
Originally posted by smallpeeps
There were no rules or commandments.
Originally posted by smallpeeps
Most Buddhists live what amounts to a humble, Christ-like existence without ever having known Christ. ... He knew that life was pain, but he didn't try to sacrifice himself as some kind of gate-fee to heaven.
So anyway, if your Jesus shows up and he acts like Buddha, then yes, I'll follow him. Does that make me a heretic in any way?
Originally posted by smallpeeps
Also, in the world to come after this war (uh, next year, I guess) how will humans be organized and what tasks will we be engaged in? Aside from repairing the destroyed Earth, I mean.
Originally posted by Thomas Crowne
Hasn't it been about 3 weeks, now?
Evidently, you have no children, and the man that raised you had no rules in your home. God is a FATHER. We are His children. The entire world is our home.
Rules like, "don't have sex with your brother's wife" are bad to have?
Originally posted by Thomas Crowne
Hasn't it been about 3 weeks, now?
Originally posted by Behold
Originally posted by smallpeeps
Okay, but regardless of the connections you draw in the bible, you are defending an extreme viewpoint (one very different from Vis Mega's original post), namely that the Jews are God's people and Jesus is coming to save them from a war (freaking huge war, if I understand you right) which will begin around october 18th or 19th. Is that right?
I posted this here, because of Vis Mega, and those like him, that have this gut feeling. I posted it to tell them their gut feeling is not nonsense, but is instead God trying to wake them up, so that they WOULD SEEK OUT ANSWERS.
As for the Jews, all people are God's people, the Jews are only a nation which God chose to use as an example to all other nations. There are plenty of scriptures that reveal that God does not do anything special for the Jews, solely because they are Jews, but He does the things he does solely so that the WORLD WOULD RECOGNIZE HIS ATTRIBUTES. He is the FATHER of Adam, and we, the children of Adam, but like cancer cells, which replicate themselves, so Adam became a cancer cell, and replicated himself in us, and HUMANITY, for the most part, is a CANCER in this creation of God. The Messiah is the equivalent of a White Blood Cell, but with a power much better than that of white blood cells, rather than destroy the cell that you are, he causes that your CELL NUCLEUS becomes FIXED.
The Messiah is coming because it is now time for Him to come. The prophecies are now all fullfilled, and His time has come. I have no clue as to the size of the upcoming war. But, it will not be the end of the world. The Messiah will be on earth another 3.5 years, talking to smart alecks just like yourself, letting them in on the secrets hidden from the beginning of the world. UNFORTUNATELY, the enemy, Satan, has convinced 2 billion christians, and 1 billion muslims, that a "Bad Guy" precedes the coming of Jesus. So guess what, 3 billion persons will immediately say that Christ, is antichrist, and THEY WILL LOBBY their governments to go up against Christ. smallpeeps, don't believe their lies, when they tell you the aliens are demons, bent on conquering the world and enslaving it. The aliens that come in October, are the resurrected saints, led by the eternal king, Messiah Yeshua.
Originally posted by smallpeeps
This hasn't been alluded to by anyone else so far as I can tell.
Behold!: I truly respect the work that went into your theory and I like your post. Keep the good stuff coming. I'm not your enemy, I'm just having fun. If Jesus isn't cool with smart-aleks like me then I've got no hope anyway so I might as well go to hell cracking wise, you know?
Oh, is there a hell? Will anyone go there after the final throwdown on Christmas of this year?
Hell is SHEOL, the Grave. The christian Hell does not exist. The unrighteous, the filthy liars, the thieves, the cheats, will be REMOVED from God's creation, like the cancer that they ACTUALLY ARE. Oh, and it's not during the pagan holiday called christmas, that this happens, it's in October, during the Appointed Time that God called, "the Solemn Assembly".
[edit on 18-8-2005 by Behold]