Can we keep wiccans as pets?

From here

Lord Almighty! Duke and I was out in the woods today and we spotted us a Wiccan in the brush. Duke chased her up a tree before I could lay some buckshot in her behind. Probably a good thing cause the grounds still too hard to dig even a shallow grave. I got her out of the tree with a bullwhip and I got her chained up right now in the basement.

I gotta go get dinner now, but I'll be back later for some interigatin. Praise JESUS!!!! and Glory Hallelujah!!!!

These guys managed to catch one and keep it in the basement. I think thats a good idea. Whats the best type of food for them?


[edit on 26-7-2005 by Netchicken]

Praise the Lord Jesus Christ!!! Woah I hope this is a joke...... :shk:

That forum is such a pick-me-up. It really makes you appreciate opposable thumbs.



As for diet, according to Saint Timmy, they eat BBQ babies. I would reccomend adding a pinch of newt eye and worm dirt, to help with their fresh-from-the-grave complexion.

Mine will eat almost anything. Almost paper trained too.

Funny thing is since I got her Iv'e had this terrible skin problem that won't respond to any meds and the Dr. said in his 35yrs of practice, hasn't seen anything quite like it.

Originally posted by cpr12r
Woah I hope this is a joke...... :shk:

I don't know. That whole site looks like its mocking Christians. But some times I'm too thick to get some things.
Either way I'm sure the Wiccans on ATS wont like the idea of a dude named Tim Tungtalker keeping a "youn'un" in the basement.

That forum must not be very good though. It looked like it was all mods on that thread. Only the forum's Mods post? Sounds like a lame board.

[edit on 27/7/2005 by Umbrax]

I had a friend who was Wiccan, until he moved to Arizona to work for an aircraft company out there.
From my observations of him, Netty, anything in the fridge will do just fine. If he is any indication of food requirements, quantity is more important than quality!

So can we buy these on ebay or something???

whats the starting bid, and is there no reserve??

My favorite reply in the the thread:

"You sound like an ultra hick, i think you should stop finding strangers in the woods and then locking them in basements until they accept your religion your freaking psychopathic freak"

Apparently, his humor-detector is on the fritz.

Even if there is no reserve..

I have reservations.

*badum-bum-ching*



I wonder if this could balloon into War of the Worlds style mass-confusion?

That would be a sight to see.

There was one inaccurate post in this thread. I will paraphrase for everyone (including original poster's) benefit.

"A board where only the mods post sounds lame."

Actually, everyone who posts should have mod powers, that would be as close to fair as you could get.

Instead, we end up run by

Even with all my faith and belief in the goodwill of humanity (and especially the part that is represented at a good God-fearing site like landoverbaptist), I still think Netchicken took a risk when he posted his own photograph as his avatar in his guise of Tim Tungtalker.

[edit on 27-7-2005 by MaskedAvatar]

I would like to take this time to say that i love u ATSers out there. With all of the speculations and all the arguments and sarcasm this is truly the home of good message boarding. Never a bore here. peace to u all!

M/A, that there's a good lookin' man! I asked my wife and she said so! Don't you go thinkin' about callin' mah sister a liar!

Vamp, we may all end up in an internment camp together but in the meantime we endeavor at having fun.

Originally posted by ThichHeaded
So can we buy these on ebay or something?

What if it doesn't work, do you get a refund?

And when you get stuff from ebay you allways get screwed over, somethings allways missing. It probably won't come with a black cat, or teenage angst, a chip on its shoulder, or anything!

Apparently, his humor-detector is on the fritz.

I especially like how thats all this person does upon hearing that person has been kidnapped and locked in a cage in the basement. Hurls insults, get the captor mad. Besides its legal now.

Haha landoverbaptist, great source of laughs.

What is a wiccan? I didn't know it was an animal that existed. Wha?

I really like the idea that they are selling "What would Jesus do?" thongs. Just Kidding. This website has got to be a joke. For a website that's filled with homophobia it astounds me that they know the "homosexual" hand shake. I didn't know it existed.




[edit on 27-7-2005 by Seeking Nirvana]

I think this is the scariest post on that forum



Being raised in a family of these kind (Athesists) , i wanted to kill them daily, but the bible i read from said to love the person and not their sin. I can admit i have killed one time in my life in the name of Jesus i had no other option to do this , i felt guilty about this for a long time , a trick from Satan and the world. I'm not promoting Wiccan hunters, but since i know something about this , i have chose not to stone my children , they deserve it but i try to forgive them hoping and praying they will get better, even thier mother a true wiccan now, i will not kill her i want to see her suffer God's wrath on earth and then in HELL , i do not waste my time and efforts praying for her anymore , i feel no pity for her, nothing at all but disgust when i see her, the presence of Satan in her is so obvious to me , i chose to forgive her but not what lives inside her, maybe someday i can watch her being cast into the firey pit forever . That would be a blessed day for me




WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE, I hope its just a joke, and Nirvana I liked that post got me about 20 mins of laughing

Originally posted by Netchicken

These guys managed to catch one and keep it in the basement. I think thats a good idea. Whats the best type of food for them?
[edit on 26-7-2005 by Netchicken]

Gee, netfowl, one minute you're seeing nazis and skinheads under every rock, and the next you're acting like one yourself by trying to demonize the members of a group with different beliefs from your own. Remember how the nazis treated the Gypsies?

Even if this is just some crude attempt at humor (at other's expense), I would expect much more than that from a super moderator.


[edit on 7/27/2005 by centurion1211]

Wow.

I had NO idea that humour-bypass operations were a) so popular, and b) so obviously successful...