Taking the fun out of life

Welcome to the land of the slugs, .... don't be one, Gazrok, I know that you are unfit, get off your a$s and go for a run.

My, you seem to have me pegged...

Actually, I post from work, not sitting home in a lazy boy... I ride a bike for miles when I get home, and go up and down quite a few stairs every day at work. I also enjoy practicing yoga and martial arts...not to mention a healthy sex life....

You know what they say about those who ASSume....

I think the General is a republican.

Originally posted by GeneralDilemma
I don't want to get into cussing with you Thorfinn, I have respect for cripples and the insane, and you are not going to drag me into the sewer with you.

I have to admit - I cried with laughter at this one.

I've figred it out. THE GENERAL IS ED ANGER FROM THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS. lmao, *puts a virtual cigarette out on generals virtual mouse clicking index finger*

Gee, all this time, I thought the General was just another facade of Colonel....

regards
seekerof

Heheheheh. Very funny, Seekerof.

Mind you I have not much sympathy for smokers, as an ex smoker myself I have seen the light brother! and its not the marlbaro man, its my tax dollars being used to keep you cancer ridden smoke junkies alive.

Last time I checked, no ones tax dollars were keeping me alive. I have to pay all my doctor and hospitasl bills on my own, when i did get them. Now I dont even go see a doc.

Many people dont use tax dollars to get healthcare. If we dont have a national healthcare system, the how are your tax dollars being used to help smokers get medical help? Most smokers have jobs, they need them, to keep up thier habits. With most jobs come medical care. Thus, we pay our own way.

No national tax dollars are used to keep anyone alive, because we dont have national health. Healthcare costs are mostly covered by insurance companies. The money the gov spends on healthcare mostly goes to research anyway.

So, tis a load of crap anto smokers feed you. They just use the money to fund thier own stupid pet projects.

Everytime I see one of those anti smoking billboards or ads, it makes me want to light up another ciggie. they are agrrivating mya ddiction, I think they need to stop before I sue them!

I think Colonel is a Right Wing Neo Nutzi REPUGNANT! He's a wolf in sheeps clothing!

Colonel = Reblican!

Originally posted by GeneralDilemma
And Markus, you are like that chicken doing the dance of death, you too will be whipped into shape, I insist that upon reading this that you drop to your knees and give me 5 full pushups I don't care that you have a beer gut. Five, you hear that? NOW


[Edited on 12-8-2003 by GeneralDilemma]

Sorry General aint into none of that kinky stuff

You will get your time when you refocus your
energy off the sexual stuff and get your
mind into reshaping this site.
I also want to know when your big plan will be revealed
You said you were gonna tell us soon
I have been waiting patiently *taps finger*



Mark

Originally posted by GeneralDilemma
Thankyou leveller, its good to see that there is another man in this thread, and not just me.

Get off your knees 'gentlemen' and boys. start to live your life as if you really had a life to live, instead of waiting for your death through your drugs or your meaningless violence.

The only people who thank you for your support of smoking are the tobacco companies who make the billions of dollars from your addiction, they are no more than legalized drug pushers and you are nothing more than the saps who are addicts.

The tobacco industry takes your praise all the way to the bank, you take your praise all the way to the morgue.

You're a man? could of fooled me.

Originally posted by Gazrok

Welcome to the land of the slugs, .... don't be one, Gazrok, I know that you are unfit, get off your a$s and go for a run.

You know what they say about those who ASSume....

Yeah they get F#$%ed!

I think it would be fun to have Thomas and General in a debate.

wheres drill sergeant barnes

heres some lines for him

damn you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

how tall are you son? i didn't know they could stack sh*t that high, you trying to squeeze an inch in on me boy?

what is your major malfunction numbnuts?

I'm gonna cut off your balls so you don't contaminate the world.

I wan't that head so clean that the virgin mary herself would take a crap on it.

holy dogsh^t , texas?, only steers and queers come from texa, and you don't look like a steer to me.



is that general guy for real? and i don't even smoke or drink

octopussy

GeneralDilemma is as real as the virtual coop he flew out of. He is one of the most impactful individuals to ever visit the pages of ATS. Straight up.