Taking the fun out of life

TC

Gotcha!

I'll save some (Cubans) for the first non-mainland ATS Convention you attend.

Get on with your push-ups for now, you fat, lily-livered, BK-chomping, littering, smoking, backchatting excuse for a Mod!

LOL.

I'll bring my Black and Milds with me, thank you very much. When are you folks having your convention, anyway? If its two years from now, the wifey and I might attend!

This guys still jibbering away with his steely resolve.
heheh
This guy really cracks me up. Im sorry General but you called me a "nancy boy".

That is one I havent heard. You really should take your show on the road. Its some good stuff.

BTW I was wondering what your stance is on gays in the military,women in the military and aliens.

With your years of expierience and steely resolve I would be curious to see what your resolution to these issues are.

Ps
TC and MA , you dudes crack me up!



[Edited on 13-8-2003 by MarkosOrrealus]

TC

The collective organizational skills I see in evidence here lead me to propose the following timeline for the Asia-Pacific/Middle East convention. (Not impacting on the Americas or Euro plans).

Aug 2003 - July 2004 Discuss relative merits of venue cities and award the venue

Aug 2004 - Dec 2005 Plan catering/drinks

Jan 2006 - Jul 2007 Detailed security/weapons inspection procedures developed

Aug 2007 - Feb 2008 Negotiate ATS official tobacco sponsorhip

Mar 2008 - Nov 2009 Develop invitation list (including database development for local Bilderbergs, Greys and Lycanthropes)

Dec 2010 First official Planning Committee Meeting

Jan 2011 - Mar 2012 Major media (PR/advertising) campaign

Apr 2012 - Feb 2013 Arrange accommodation and travel logistics, and prepare to travel (Flying not recommended)

Mar 2013 ATS Asia Pacific / Middle East Convention.


Oh. The world will have ended by then. I forgot.

Well, seeing as your all for conscription...

since you're 19 now, I assume you've completed your Selective Service form and turned it in, right???

You go ahead pot head. Smoke your lungs out, but make sure they kill you good and dead and you don't end up filling a hospital bed and taking resources from people who really need care.

If you wish to commit self assisted suicide then go for it, I would suggest that you blow your brains out as a faster route to oblivion but I don't think you could be that accurate a shot.

I notice that your post below gave some of the other spineless addicts the courage to post their support of the exploitive tobacco industry which has them trapped, so at least you have the guts that the rest of them lack, I give you that. But I have had 3 little email thingiees from somone who applauds my stand, (he doesn't give a name) so there is a vast silent majority behind my viewpoint.

Just stay away from me in public I don't want to smell your drug laden clothing, or breathe in your drug contaminated air. Life is to short to destroy your lungs to satisfy your cravings. One day you might actually need your lungs, your fitness, and your stamina, then where would you be? Coughing like an old man while everyone passes you by.

While you are smoking up try injecting some crack, I am sure that is the next step in your ladder to self annialation. Nice try homeboy, but I eat people like you for breakfast.

Originally posted by Thomas Crowne
I got a wee bit of a newsflash for you, there general, I'll smoke my marlboros and black/n/milds until I cough up chunks of tar the size of freakin' baseballs and wash them back down with cheap American beer and I don't expect a thanks from any darned body, got it? Now, here's a drink for you, why not a nice, hot cup of SHUT THE HECK UP!

MiStEr BeLLaTrIx hits his endless horizon's bong and blows smoke in the General's face while watching Full Metal Jacket.

Funny man!
U on tv show.
Called Mail Call
Kool show

You very Funny man
Of much honor
U are A OK with me!

Mr. R LEE Ermey wannabe.

Does this mean you DID fill out your Selective Service form and send it in, General???

Look missy, I don't want to get into cussing with women around. I don't think this is the place for you to be, there are some unsavory charactors here, with Thomas being a prime example.

I am sure with your maternal nature that you will agree totally with my views, would you want your child to turn out like some of these people?

The best way you can provide for your family is to cook them good meals and teach them how to be honest. I am sorry that I am assuming you have children, but even if you don't I know that you will in the future. It is the true destiny of all women.

Yeah, can't have dem womens 'round here, get back in the kitchen and make some brownies! Damn preggars thinkin' they can get their womenly fingers into the world of man, get 'em bare foot and pregnant.

General, I am convinced that you are a pre-pubescent nobody. I bet you still have mom wiping your sh!t covered a$$, cleanin' the water from behind your ears, don't ya greenhorn?

Listen little boy, ya ain't gonna change anything, you ain't got nothin' to say that's worth paying attention to, you're white...and you're lame. So grow up dilema man, suck in the smoke of a BBQ grillin' a grease burger and blow it out your a$$...

I don't want to get into cussing with you Thorfinn, I have respect for cripples and the insane, and you are not going to drag me into the sewer with you.

You be more polite to the women, they bore you fed you and whiped your a$s as a baby, which I suspect was not long ago. Mrs Valhall, (I assume) does not deserve your contempt, it is the mark of immaturity and mental inferiority.

You are the prime example of what I have been talking about, a pothead, drugged out freak, and probably a longhair as well. I have your number sir, and I will be keeping tabs on you in the future.

Originally posted by Thorfinn Skullsplitter
Yeah, can't have dem womens 'round here, get back in the kitchen and make some brownies! Damn preggars thinkin' they can get their womenly fingers into the world of man, get 'em bare foot and pregnant.

General, I am convinced that you are a pre-pubescent nobody. I bet you still have mom wiping your sh!t covered a$$, cleanin' the water from behind your ears, don't ya greenhorn?

Listen little boy, ya ain't gonna change anything, you ain't got nothin' to say that's worth paying attention to, you're white...and you're lame. So grow up dilema man, suck in the smoke of a BBQ grillin' a grease burger and blow it out your a$$...

Originally posted by Pocket
If people want to smoke, let them smoke. Obviously they know it's no good for them, but surely it's their decision.

Anti smokers, LEAVE SMOKERS ALONE!!!!!

Oh and another thing.... How sodding anoying are those stupid captions on cigarette packets.

Hehe they're not annoying, they have things to tell you that smoking makes you important

Originally posted by Thomas Crowne
Aw, crap, now we have another wannabe military officer spewing forth nonsense around here.

I got a wee bit of a newsflash for you, there general, I'll smoke my marlboros and black/n/milds until I cough up chunks of tar the size of freakin' baseballs and wash them back down with cheap American beer and I don't expect a thanks from any darned body, got it? Now, here's a drink for you, why not a nice, hot cup of SHUT THE HECK UP!

Careful, a few word changes here and there and that could be a denis leary speach, Your'll be working for the governments plagerism department next.

On another note, this general guy is great! I haven't giggled at someone so much since FM was banned, ah it's always good to have a loony to laugh at.

Originally posted by GeneralDilemma
I don't want to get into cussing with you Thorfinn, I have respect for cripples and the insane, and you are not going to drag me into the sewer with you.

You be more polite to the women, they bore you fed you and whiped your a$s as a baby, which I suspect was not long ago. Mrs Valhall, (I assume) does not deserve your contempt, it is the mark of immaturity and mental inferiority.

You are the prime example of what I have been talking about, a pothead, drugged out freak, and probably a longhair as well. I have your number sir, and I will be keeping tabs on you in the future.

Originally posted by Thorfinn Skullsplitter
Yeah, can't have dem womens 'round here, get back in the kitchen and make some brownies! Damn preggars thinkin' they can get their womenly fingers into the world of man, get 'em bare foot and pregnant.

General, I am convinced that you are a pre-pubescent nobody. I bet you still have mom wiping your sh!t covered a$$, cleanin' the water from behind your ears, don't ya greenhorn?

Listen little boy, ya ain't gonna change anything, you ain't got nothin' to say that's worth paying attention to, you're white...and you're lame. So grow up dilema man, suck in the smoke of a BBQ grillin' a grease burger and blow it out your a$$...

I think we need to get the dudes from Queer eye for the straight guy on to General.
Give her a fabulous new doo and some duds
maybe a personality makeover.


General is just too funny to be straight.

Poor little General...

(That's gotta be FM )

[Edited on 13-8-2003 by Thorfinn Skullsplitter]

Originally posted by Pocket

Oh and another thing.... How sodding anoying are those stupid captions on cigarette packets.

You just gotta learn to have fun with them. When you go to the store with your friend to buy smokes, compare warning labels. The one with the mildest warning pays.

For example, "Quitting smoking now greatly reduces serious risk to your health" is a mild warning, not worth much. "Smoking causes lung cancer, heart disease, emphasema and may complicate pregnancy" is a more serious warning. The first person buys.

I'm american ,
I smoke, drink, and have lots of gratuitous sex.
I may die early, but hell, i'm having fun.
and you'll never catch me in a nursing home.
hell, i just might take a few of ya with me with second hand smoke,

it's the truth, it's an outrage!


[Edited on 13-8-2003 by Fury]

MarkoS, the General Cubscout is the one with the queer eye.
BTW General, when I need your opinion about my tobaccoo and alcohol usage, I'll beat your opinion out of you with my oxygen tank, got it? I pay more taxes than you so this is more my country than yours. Now sip on that nice cup of Shut The Heck Up I gave you last night.

Originally posted by Thomas Crowne
MarkoS, the General Cubscout is the one with the queer eye.
BTW General, when I need your opinion about my tobaccoo and alcohol usage, I'll beat your opinion out of you with my oxygen tank, got it? I pay more taxes than you so this is more my country than yours. Now sip on that nice cup of Shut The Heck Up I gave you last night.

bwahahahahaha!

Here TC...have a cookie.

Originally posted by GeneralDilemma
Look missy, I don't want to get into cussing with women around. I don't think this is the place for you to be, there are some unsavory charactors here, with Thomas being a prime example.

I am sure with your maternal nature that you will agree totally with my views, would you want your child to turn out like some of these people?

The best way you can provide for your family is to cook them good meals and teach them how to be honest. I am sorry that I am assuming you have children, but even if you don't I know that you will in the future. It is the true destiny of all women.

I can't help but like ya just a little bit...but don't push it.

Since I have already fulfilled my "true destiny" I have now moved on to smoking and drinking. But there is good reasoning for this. See I'm figuring that I have to start working on moral decay NOW, so that when I hit 65 I'm devoid enough of respect to accept my allotted socialist entitlement known as social security. If I drink enough, I'll probably even convert to democrat at the same time.