Rishi Sunak to announce UK General Election on July 4th?

a reply to: SprocketUK

I'll stick with a Doner lamb kebab, maybe a mixed one.

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

Now i want food.

Chicken Nan kebab or a Donner Calzone methinks.

a reply to: andy06shake


Well your team is playing tonight, surely you can have a stonner and chips?

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

The curry houses in Gloucester used to do curries that were Chicken, lamb, beef, prawn or meat....I always wondered about the meat ones, they were usually just a quid more than the veggie only ones so what people used to buy towards the end of the month.
I never quite managed the courage or desperation to try one though, I gotta admit.

a reply to: SprocketUK

The stonner part I've generally got covered.

As to my team ""playing"", i dont know if i want to call it that just yet.

As per they canny hold a shape or keep possession of the baw, just missed all the same.

a reply to: SprocketUK

I used to watch Out of town with the late Jack Hargreaves. One episode had some Asian types bidding on goats.

Can be lamb, can be chicken curry.....

Just saying.

By the way, never order a Phall or a Vindaloo and ask for it to be a bit hotter than the last time.

They will more than rise to that challenge.

a reply to: andy06shake


mucky bugger! haha I was of course referring to the jumbo sausage, covered in donner meat and battered. about 4000 calories or so

a reply to: Oldcarpy2


I often used to do that, love it hot, me.
My local place used to do a chicken naga one with dorset naga chillies. that would require about 4 cans of strong, icy lager to get down.

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a reply to: SprocketUK

I grow my own Nagas.

Dorset Naga seeds.

Fruity but strong.

My curry house does Naga chicken too.

Strangely, their Madras is even hotter.

Once went to a Bangladeshi curry house in Bath.

They had one that was a 12 chilli rating. I asked about this and waiter said was 3 times hotter than a Phall. Told rugby fans order it for bet, then, hospital.......

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

Sounds awesome.

a reply to: SprocketUK

You'd be a braver man than me.

Chicken Tikka Vindaloo for me.

Iceland do special gold curries, Ghost Chilli and Atomic Phalls. Just imagine an old granny thinking "ooh, I've never tried a curry before".....

Ambulance, please....

I tried both.

I couldn't speak for ages......

Another day, another Tory being investigated for illegal/inside betting on when the election would be held (this time also married to the Tory director of campaigning) and gambling commision have contacted the Party about a number of members doing similar.

Sunak looks set to be the first PM in history to lose his seat at election, the Tories biggest donor is voting Labour and at this rate the Lib Dems could have more seats than the Tories after the election.

a reply to: bastion

Sunak looks set to be the first PM in history to lose his seat at election

Omg yet another crazy benchmark this decade, I know it's been said for millennia, but it all honks of end times to me!
Putin and rocket man hooking up, New PM Starmer coming, and Galloway ranting yesterday (paraphrase) "If Starmer wins, we will have UK troops on the ground in Europe"

...he may well be nuts, but NOTHING would surprise me now this decade, so far!😱🤣

Migrant got upset when he was thrown off a bus in Liverpool last Friday for allegedly perving on a 17 year old girl , fair play to the bus driver for fronting up to the slimy git.


Thanks Rishi for the multicultural paradise you have given us.

Imagine how bad it will be after 5 years of a Labour government.

Vote Reform UK.

a reply to: gortex

quick response for once

Man charged following incident on bus in Kirkby

originally posted by: gortex
Migrant got upset when he was thrown off a bus in Liverpool last Friday for allegedly perving on a 17 year old girl , fair play to the bus driver for fronting up to the slimy git.

Thanks Rishi for the multicultural paradise you have given us.

Imagine how bad it will be after 5 years of a Labour government.

Vote Reform UK.

I forgot how we don't have any native perverts.

a reply to: BedevereTheWise

I forgot how we don't have any native perverts.

We do though , some of them are already in prison for grooming and sexually abusing young girls and others are awaiting trial.

Mr No fixed abode (Hotel) should be deported to his country of origin.

a reply to: gortex

Mr No fixed abode (Hotel) should be deported to his country of origin.

If you happened to be on holiday and chose to act that way on public transport.

You're apt to end up with more than the planned fortnight.

Jail it, and send him home.

originally posted by: gortex
a reply to: BedevereTheWise

I forgot how we don't have any native perverts.

We do though , some of them are already in prison for grooming and sexually abusing young girls and others are awaiting trial.

Mr No fixed abode (Hotel) should be deported to his country of origin.

Where is his country of origin?