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Hi I'm back. I'm Jesus, I'm pissed off!

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posted on Feb, 17 2024 @ 09:34 PM
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a reply to: isaielmikel

Jesus tell me the meaning of the book of Ezekiel chapter 33.



posted on Feb, 17 2024 @ 09:49 PM
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a reply to: isaielmikel

Jesus did The Bee Gees write this song about you?

youtu.be...



posted on Feb, 17 2024 @ 11:28 PM
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edit on Sat Feb 17 2024 by DontTreadOnMe because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 18 2024 @ 07:44 AM
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Hey Jebus, welcome to the forum.

Also I'm Jesus+1, making me the best Jesus!!




posted on Feb, 18 2024 @ 12:11 PM
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originally posted by: Kurokage
Hey Jebus, welcome to the forum.

Also I'm Jesus+1, making me the best Jesus!!



Wrong!

I'm a +5 Holy Avenger Jesus, and I've got a bag of holding.

I am clearly the best Jesus.



posted on Feb, 18 2024 @ 12:17 PM
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originally posted by: SprocketUK

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: isaielmikel

If you really are Jesus you'll get me a pony and a bottle of Pappy 23.


and please can we have colt 45 back in the uk?


Why? It is an abomination. Urine from Satan himself.

Gnat's pish.



posted on Feb, 18 2024 @ 12:22 PM
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He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy. Etc.



posted on Feb, 18 2024 @ 12:24 PM
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Allright...which one of you is the imposter ?



posted on Feb, 18 2024 @ 01:01 PM
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originally posted by: Kenzo

Allright...which one of you is the imposter ?


Freaking theatreboy. Duh.



posted on Feb, 19 2024 @ 04:53 AM
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originally posted by: Oldcarpy2

originally posted by: SprocketUK

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: isaielmikel

If you really are Jesus you'll get me a pony and a bottle of Pappy 23.


and please can we have colt 45 back in the uk?


Why? It is an abomination. Urine from Satan himself.

Gnat's pish.


Always loved it, what can I say? I'm a classy guy


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posted on Feb, 19 2024 @ 12:32 PM
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a reply to: gortex

Well done. But eho's your daddy? A human, Saul. Thesatanist, destroyer and they sre performing warchrimed dayly, constantly and the are performing ethnic cleansing. Brainwashed, lying they don't deserve familie, children og LIFE! Descendants from SS-officers. Netanyahu is spitting image of Quisling.



posted on Feb, 19 2024 @ 12:34 PM
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posted on Feb, 19 2024 @ 12:34 PM
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originally posted by: Kurokage
Hey Jebus, welcome to the forum.

Also I'm Jesus+1, making me the best Jesus!!



Aye. Anyone seen Mahdi and Muhammad?


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posted on Feb, 19 2024 @ 12:38 PM
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a reply to: ByeByeAmericanPie

Carry on. Talmud was compiled and created by Hilel ben Shachar AKA Lucifer son of the morning. It's 100% babylonian. The "Jews" in Israel are performing ethnic cleansing on the REAL jews in Gaza



posted on Feb, 19 2024 @ 12:41 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Perver. Monestry for you



posted on Feb, 19 2024 @ 12:43 PM
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originally posted by: LuciusDriftwood
New here, I see.
2nd line.
a reply to: isaielmikel



Oh, I've been here since the beginning. I was Utnapisjtim former round



posted on Feb, 19 2024 @ 12:48 PM
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I was Utnapisjtim former round


I remember you! Welcome back. I loved your esoteric threads.



posted on Feb, 20 2024 @ 01:32 AM
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I was hoping for a better reply than: these Jews are purer than those Jews; me good; Lucifer bad.

A swell job it seems you have done pandering to the lowest common denominator.



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