Hi I'm back. I'm Jesus, I'm pissed off!

Lemme see. War in Syria, it will last till the end, Gog and Magog in destructive turmoil round the Black Sea. America, Iran, Hezbolla, Lebanon.... This is it. This is Harmagheddon. Only fair to feed them canibal food and blood for drinks. Only fair

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Welcome to ATS Jesus , don't take this the wrong way but I blame your Dad for dereliction of Duty.

Have a word would you.

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If you really are Jesus you'll get me a pony and a bottle of Pappy 23.

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After what you did to your last pony I doubt that but the bottle is a possibility , get them Hail Marys a rolling.

originally posted by: gortex
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After what you did to your last pony I doubt that but the bottle is a possibility , get them Hail Marys a rolling.

I thought we all agreed to never speak of that night again?

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Sorry.
🤭

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That's fair.

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Hi I'm back. I'm Jesus, I'm pissed off!

There have been wars much worse than the one's you mentioned....what took so long?

I think if we simply fed them McDonald’s and or Taco Bell, we could end it all pretty fast. It’s not like they are going to stop what they are doing if they eat healthy food anyway.

Speaking of which, When are you going to lay waste those assholes at Davos, and why aren’t any wackos destroying them in your name? How about the WEF? Where are your terrorists blowing those assholes up? I’m trying to sort out why the hand of God, seems to only destroy the innocent instead of punishing the wicked?

Before you go telling me about my own issues, I’ve got a Walmart greeter position in hell lined up already or a civil servant’s job to look forward to for all the bad things I’ve done. I already know I’m not going to be forgiven nor is my name written in the book of life. I’ve made peace with all that. I only care about the innocent of this world and why they seem to be governed and destroyed by the truly evil people who would make Heaven into another hell if you were to let them all in.

Anyway, hope you come back at Easter. I have been hoarding those Reese’s peanut butter eggs if you want some. a reply to: isaielmikel

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
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If you really are Jesus you'll get me a pony and a bottle of Pappy 23.

and please can we have colt 45 back in the uk?

nevermind

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Is this like highlander where there can only be one?
If not you'll fit right in and hopefully make friends with the other Jesuses around here...

it's true. I am also Jesus. AMA.

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Hello there, my dearest brother. It is I, Lucifer.

originally posted by: SprocketUK

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
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If you really are Jesus you'll get me a pony and a bottle of Pappy 23.

and please can we have colt 45 back in the uk?

Do you mean the malt liquor, my son?

ETA: I only ask because I do sense somehow the powerful presence of malt liquor on this thread. It, I don't know, feels kinda "malt liquory" could be me.

originally posted by: TheDiscoKing

originally posted by: SprocketUK

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
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If you really are Jesus you'll get me a pony and a bottle of Pappy 23.

and please can we have colt 45 back in the uk?

Do you mean the malt liquor, my son?

ETA: I only ask because I do sense somehow the powerful presence of malt liquor on this thread. It, I don't know, feels kinda "malt liquory" could be me.

Haha yeah, havent been able to buy a can for like 30 years. I used to love that stuff

Are you made at your father for not turning the other cheek, back in the day?

hey jesus, thanks for teaching us about tolerance and respect for other people, now take your weird uncle and gtfo.

New here, I see.
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