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originally posted by: WingDingLuey
originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: WingDingLuey
if they have the ability to just "shut down the border", why not do it now, just for a test run to prove they can do it.
They don't want to do that !!!!!!! 😀
originally posted by: Degradation33
a reply to: XRedHarvestX
253,000 a month is a lot, but, nowhere near the highest percentage of population to immigrate in our history.
I say they are still tempest tossed masses yearning to breath free. We could do 1.25 million a year in 1907 (Pop 89 million) That is like adding 5 million a year in today's percentages.
My family, well, 2 of 4 grandparents arrived between 1895 and 1905, without papers. Processed like in The Godfather II.
I just think the "American Dream" we built this country on stopped applying when the immigrants started having too much melanin, or began being used as political leverage by white nationalism.
It won't effect me. It never has, and it never will..
New Senate Anti-Murder Bill Caps Murders At 5,000 Per Day
POLITICS·
]New Senate Anti-Murder Bill Caps Murders At 5,000 Per Day
Feb 5, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark compromise between Democrats and Republicans, the Senate is set to vote on a new anti-murder bill that will limit the allowed murders to only 5,000 per day.
The bill will also send $60 billion to Ukraine, $15 billion to Israel, and another $100 billion to Iran.
"Democrats wanted more murder, and we wanted less. We feel this is a reasonable compromise," said Senator Mitch McConnell to reporters before staring blankly at the cameras for 10 minutes straight. "Every day once we hit 5,000 killings, that's it — no more killing! And we're gonna be strict about that."
"Just think of all the additional killings above 5,000 per day that will be prevented by this important legislation."
Some conservatives in Congress have challenged the language in the bill, suggesting that zero murders would be a preferable number. "I dunno, do we have to have murder at all?" said a confused Ted Cruz. "Like, murder is bad and stuff. Maybe zero would be a better number than 5,000." Cruz was quickly condemned by every journalist on the hit show Morning Joe as a shameful partisan.
At publishing time, senators had reassured their biggest pro-murder donors that the bill wouldn't solve anything.
originally posted by: Degradation33
I just have to freaking laugh, because I am closer to that border than almost all of you, live in a 50% bilingual city and have experienced ZERO hardship from from this migrant influx.
originally posted by: charlest2
A companion bill to the new immigration bill was proposed.
Babylon Bee
New Senate Anti-Murder Bill Caps Murders At 5,000 Per Day
POLITICS·
]New Senate Anti-Murder Bill Caps Murders At 5,000 Per Day
Feb 5, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark compromise between Democrats and Republicans, the Senate is set to vote on a new anti-murder bill that will limit the allowed murders to only 5,000 per day.
The bill will also send $60 billion to Ukraine, $15 billion to Israel, and another $100 billion to Iran.
"Democrats wanted more murder, and we wanted less. We feel this is a reasonable compromise," said Senator Mitch McConnell to reporters before staring blankly at the cameras for 10 minutes straight. "Every day once we hit 5,000 killings, that's it — no more killing! And we're gonna be strict about that."
"Just think of all the additional killings above 5,000 per day that will be prevented by this important legislation."
Some conservatives in Congress have challenged the language in the bill, suggesting that zero murders would be a preferable number. "I dunno, do we have to have murder at all?" said a confused Ted Cruz. "Like, murder is bad and stuff. Maybe zero would be a better number than 5,000." Cruz was quickly condemned by every journalist on the hit show Morning Joe as a shameful partisan.
At publishing time, senators had reassured their biggest pro-murder donors that the bill wouldn't solve anything.