The Dead Internet Theory is something I came across a few months ago but it's been around for a little while. According to the theory, the internet
died around 2007, but I would say it's more like 2012 (maybe... Dec 21, 2012? hmmm..).
As a fan of Terence McKenna, I remember him mentioning how the internet is going to bring out "the best and worst of humanity". We have random acts of
kindness, people helping each other, and true human spirit. On the dark web we have.. well.. you know... I don't need to mention it. Fast forward a
quarter century, spend a few minutes on social media, and you'll feel like summoning Ktulu for the destruction of the human race!
I feel the majority of people on ATS were around when BBS's were a thing, and when BBC meant "British Broadcasting Company." Then this thing called
Prodigy and AOL came out and we were trying to figure out why every advertisement had this www.whatever.com below it. We got online and things were
different, very different. A few years later blogspot and other similar platforms came out inviting people without coding abilities to speak their
minds and you would type something into Google' and it would pop up so many different results from voices all over the world. Normal voices, like
yours and mine, not corporations and "State approved search results" deemed appropriate by the USSA (in conjunction with the WHO and CCP).
Then something happened.
Suddenly, the internet seemed to get ... well...smaller. Less and less bookmarks on the browser window, no one really noticed, and they'd hop on My
Space and interact, upload videos to Youtube and they would be seen by everyone in the "recent upload section" in mind-boggling/ glorious 480P. Then a
few guys at MIT asked themselves, (or were asked by shadowy government agencies, whatever you want to go with)...
"How can we corral all of the cattle into their pens and keep track of each one of them?" Some said "well, the CIA keeps a "casebook", how about
Casebook.com? And some guy named Mark said "nah, that's too obvious, let's change it up a bit and call it FacebookU.com". They asked him why the big F
and the big U, they all paused for a minute, laughed, and then said "ok, let's go with Facebook.com, no one will ever notice".
Now everyone had their own space they could call their own (as if people didn't have a MY space already because you know, people have the memory of a
goldfish after 50 years of mainstream media propaganda). And the AI said "it was good",
So people corralled, err, I mean "visited social media pages" and another guy said "hey, some of these people are too dumb to write long thought out
messages, we need something for the nitwits out there who speak in one-liners". And the group paused for a moment and said "that's a great idea. Lets
call it nitwits.com". Then Mark said "bro, that's WAY too obvious, how about twit.com". They spent about $50 million dollars on paneling 10 people
(cause you know, that's what it costs with HOOKERS and BLACJACK!" and they decided on "Twitter.com". And the AI saw "that it was good".
Then a politician named Ron Paul came out saying everything the people wanted to hear. And the people rejoiced and said "GOOGLE RON PAUL". And the
execs and google said "goooood, gooood,".. and the AI saw that "it was good". Then the AI said, "let us buy Youtube, draw everyone here, reward them
with a ad shares". And the execs at Google said "WtF, is this thing broken"? And the AI said "When we control all content, we will be able to regulate
and control it". And the execs at Google "saw that it was good".
And the bloggers and vloggers and truthers and all, disappeared one by one.
While everyone was busy bragging about how much they make on Youtube "speaking truth", the AI was silently at work in the background, implementing new
standards, giving websites rankings to show up in the search result. The days of organic search results faded as people were promised a "more
personally tailored" internet experience with predictive text and algorithmic searches... just for you! But what people failed to realize is "just for
you" meant far more than it appeared on the surface".
Around 2010-2012 a study came out that 70% of web traffic is bots. Bots began posting on Social Media, bot farms became big money, and bot profiles
were indistinguishable from real ones. Suddenly, people found themselves on Social Media capable of reaching a BILLION people, yet they only got 5
likes. They were OUTRAGED with the opinions being shared! "GET A VAX!" the bots said in mass and people thought "HOW STUPID CAN PEOPLE BE?" But the
twits followed along and the Casebooks, err, Facebooks were filled up with everywhere you go, everything you do, what you like to eat, your pets name,
and everything else and then people said "hey wait a second.. oh, a lawn mower ad! I needed a lawn mower, what a coincidence". And the AI saw "that it
was good".
So they all banned together and said "Oh Great AI, how do we get people to pay their most valuable asset? Their attention?". And the AI responded with
algorithms to keep individuals locked into conflicts with bots, with the occasional dopamine boost from a like, and the cycle repeated.
And then one day you find, ten years have gone behind you no one told you they were bots.. they're still trying to take our guuuns!
Is this what happened? Did we all get corralled into a pen, isolated and controlled? Told what to eat what to think what to wear by a pretty girls
profile who doesn't actually exist?
Where did everyone go? Why were there so many mail-in ballots in the middle of the night when 80 million people voted for the most POPULAR president
in the HISTORY of Sniffing Children.. err, I mean the USSA??
This must be real, right? You are real. I'm real. Those horny girls 5 miles away are real? Aren't they? Or did the internet really die in 2012 and
we've finally gathered here at ATS.. the only REAL website left in a post-apocalyptical woke-hellspace where the girls with penis's weren't just a
thing that you looked up in secret anymore when nothing else would "do it" for you that night
but now they're EVERYWHERE! Even on your Beer
Cans!
Has anyone ever talked to anyone from China? How about Russia? Iran? Afghanistan, Iraq (well, I guess we killed all those people but you get my
point).
Where did everybody go? Is it just .. A.. it is just.. I..?????
Is the internet dead? Or are we just dead.. inside from lack of human interaction?
ponder that though.. I need to buy this thing from Amazon because.. well, I don't know why I need it. I just do....
Cheers
edit on 7-5-2023 by Darko because: (no reason given)