What would be your ATS epitaph?

a reply to: Nyiah

Embrace your wierdness chick!

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Look at you, literally going below the belt again. It's like you've never learn.

Frankly, I'm worried about all that loose skin getting caught up in the wheels of DB's mobility scooter.

No worries.

Duct tape and velcro work wonders!

Already ran into that problem with the extra "skinny" chicken, eh, DB?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
...DB's mobility scooter.

Is that the thing his wife refers to as Air Force Ton?

It's my Six hundred pound Thigh"

Discovery channel owns the title.

a reply to: Nyiah

A student of tyromancy!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
...DB's mobility scooter.

Is that the thing his wife refers to as Air Force Ton?

Yeah. That thing with the 'CAUTION-WIDE LOAD' bumper sticker.

a reply to: DBCowboy

"It's full of stars! ... Green stars everywhere".

"ALL THESE WORLD'S ARE YOURS, EXCEPT NERB".

"ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE".

"USE THEM TOGETHER, USE THEM IN PEACE".

(ps. sorry for the mess and thanks for all the fish.)

Not a bit funny, but truthful:

If he didn't help you, you didn't ask.

F##K this place! I'm out of here!

a reply to: DBCowboy

I love quotes, in case you didn't notice by many of my posts, so it's only apropo my epitaph would be one...

"I have seen things that one does not describe for fear of making people doubt one's intelligence, but I have still seen them."
Al-Masudi

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: Nyiah

A student of tyromancy!

Reading the cheese holes of fortune is tricky. -- who is the most sage? Jarlsberg? Emmentaler, or perhaps, the prized Gouda? I may be biased, but Gouda has never steered me wrong.

Though I do question the holy Cheese Hole (lmfao, sounds so wrong) advice of Belengen & Boerenkaas. Those might be the evil Gouda Sirens, because they keep telling me to eat more of them.

* slowly nibbles Belengen gouda sammie *

a reply to: DBCowboy

a reply to: DBCowboy

He was around. Gender safely assumed.

Death. No grief. Please party on.

I came. I saw. It done my head in.

Finally there is some way off this ride.

a reply to: DBCowboy

"Mission Accomplished - So Long and Thanks For All the Fish."

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yeah. That thing with the 'CAUTION-WIDE LOAD' bumper sticker.

I always enjoy the facts that DB beeps when he backs up.

originally posted by: incoserv
He was around.

Yeah, fixed that.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Last year I had what the docs say as an anterioseptal infarct.

Yeah, the fat old drinker man had a heart attack. Big shock, amirite?

It got me thinking though, what would my epitaph be for ATS?

My obituary, as it were.

I'm still pondering but I would like someone to create an account under the name of Gunther, my faithful manservant, to continue my snark.

I would have Gunther do it himself, but I don't trust the weaselly eastern European.

Thus I open a thread, what would your final words be for ATS?

Here Lies DBC
None Of It Ever Came True

a reply to: DBCowboy

Here lies....
"I told you I was sick"

a reply to: DBCowboy

so long and thanks for all the donuts.