What would be your ATS epitaph?

Last year I had what the docs say as an anterioseptal infarct.

Yeah, the fat old drinker man had a heart attack. Big shock, amirite?

It got me thinking though, what would my epitaph be for ATS?

My obituary, as it were.

I'm still pondering but I would like someone to create an account under the name of Gunther, my faithful manservant, to continue my snark.

I would have Gunther do it himself, but I don't trust the weaselly eastern European.

Thus I open a thread, what would your final words be for ATS?

He came.
He saw
He kicked a__
He went to sleep .

Here lies TCB

And why not

It's been real
It's been fun
But it hasn't been real fun
Catch ya on the flip side

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Thus I open a thread, what would your final words be for ATS?

"I'm really a fat guy from Oregon who drinks and smokes too much."

a reply to: DBCowboy

IDK if I'll ever see any of you again but a genuine thanks for helping me see things differently, challenging my viewpoints at times, and opening my eyes to so many topics and rabbit holes. I hope I've been able to do the same for someone. Cheers ATS fam

Here lies JinMI
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thanks for concept DB

originally posted by: JinMI
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How are you gonna get all that onto one headstone?

Oops, I replied to this post.

a reply to: TrulyColorBlind

Brail.

WTF?---I'm Dead?
PICS Or It Didn't Happen!

My ATS epitaph is most definitely

a reply to: putnam6

You had to fake it, we do it for real.

I don't plan on ever dyeing. Every time someone sees a UFO, an orb, a ghostly figure, hears a bump in the night or has the hair stand up on the back of their neck-that will be me.