The title should be a joke;
I wonder wot jokes my fren GPT would make;
Make me 20 jokes about this headline;
"Why did the menstruating student go to the doctor? To get a gender check!"
"Why did the menstruating student sit in the back of the class? To avoid the gender bias!"
"Why did the menstruating student wear a skirt? To prove a point about gender identity!"
"Why did the menstruating student start a club? To break the gender stereotypes!"
"Why did the menstruating student get an A on their test? Because they're not just a girl, they're a menstruating student!"
"Why did the menstruating student feel left out? Because they didn't fit the typical female mold!"
"Why did the menstruating student feel proud? Because their gender identity is unique and valid!"
"Why did the menstruating student start a petition? To raise awareness about non-binary menstruation!"
"Why did the menstruating student speak up? To fight against gender discrimination!"
"Why did the menstruating student go to school? To learn and be themselves, regardless of gender!"
"Why did the menstruating student switch to tampons? Because they don't conform to societal expectations of gender!"
"Why did the menstruating student start a blog? To share their experiences and break the menstruation taboo for non-
binary individuals."
"Why did the menstruating student go to the store? To buy period products that are inclusive of all genders."
"Why did the menstruating student join a support group? To connect with others who understand the unique challenges of non-binary menstruation."
"Why did the menstruating student wear a button that said "Periods are not just for girls"? To educate others on the diversity of menstruating
individuals."
"Why did the menstruating student start a social media campaign? To raise awareness and support for non-binary and gender non-conforming individuals
who menstruate."
"Why did the menstruating student attend a workshop? To learn more about inclusive menstrual health and advocacy."
"Why did the menstruating student speak at a conference? To educate others on the importance of inclusive language and understanding of
menstruation."
"Why did the menstruating student write a letter to the school board? To advocate for more inclusive and accurate education on menstruation and
gender."
"Why did the menstruating student organize a protest? To demand more visibility and support for all individuals who menstruate, regardless of their
gender identity."
Stand-up routine:
(Walking on stage)
"Hello everyone, welcome to tonight's show! So, I was reading the news today and I saw this headline that said 'Not all students who menstruate are
female.' And I thought, wow, what a revolutionary concept! (pausing for laughter)
But let's be real, it's not just students, it's people of all ages, all genders, and all backgrounds who menstruate. But for some reason, society
still insists on pretending like periods are exclusively a 'female' thing. (shaking head)
I mean, have you ever seen a tampon commercial with a man? (Pausing for laughter) No, it's always a woman, because god forbid we break the stereotype
that periods are only for women. (Pausing for laughter)
But let me tell you, as someone who menstruates, I can assure you that periods are not just for women. In fact, there are many individuals who are
non-binary or gender non-conforming who also menstruate. (Pausing for laughter)
And you know what's even funnier? The fact that there are still people out there who don't believe in non-binary genders. (Pausing for laughter) Like,
excuse me, but have you ever met a non-binary person? (Pausing for laughter) They're just like us, except they don't conform to societal expectations
of gender. (Pausing for laughter)
So, let's all take a moment to break the stereotype that periods are only for women. Let's support and educate individuals of all genders who
menstruate. (Pausing for applause)
And, who knows, maybe one day we'll even see a tampon commercial with a man. (Pausing for laughter)
Thanks for listening, goodnight!"
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edit on 18-1-2023 by Lysergic because: (no reason given)