The Best Part of Being a 'Conspiracy Theorist' is Not Having Myocarditis

As promised, here is the new thread:
www.abovetopsecret.com...

originally posted by: JAGStorm

If they REALLY wanted people to get the shot they should have combined it with Monjaro (whatever that diabetes drug is) that makes people drop weight like crazy. That drug has cancer risks and terrible side effects but people are fighting for that drug right now. Seriously if covid vaccines had a weight loss side effect people would be on their 10th booster!

This is a great example of why these vaccine conspiracies fall apart. Don't need to invent a virus to make an excuse for a killer vaccine when all you need to do is make a weight lost drug that does the same and everyone would stand in line for days to get it.

originally posted by: Xtrozero

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: hangedman13

what if I offered you a free doughnut and a $100, would you get the shot then?

Just think if your penis grew just a little with each shot too... men would be on their 67th booster now...

you mean it doesn't?


son of a..........

a reply to: Xtrozero

I said it early on. If they told people they couldn't have it, everyone would want one.

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: hangedman13

what if I offered you a free doughnut and a $100, would you get the shot then?

The only thing that tempted me was the free hour at the whore house if you got the vax. They almost got me!

a reply to: Crackalackin

Good thing you didn’t fall for that.. It was a trick!

a reply to: JAGStorm

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originally posted by: JAGStorm

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: hangedman13

what if I offered you a free doughnut and a $100, would you get the shot then?

Donuts? They are offering scholarships now.

For a free shot. nope, nothing at all sketchy about that.

I got a free order of large french fries with my clot shot, SO WORTH IT!!!!

www.cbsnews.com...

LOL, kidding of course.

The simple fact that they were literally bribing people to get the clot shot tells anyone with two brain cells to RUN AWAY.

No remorse here for the sheep who lined up and ran off the cliff.

It's completely safe, just ask Carol Baker.
This cult tribe member classic is hitting twatter again.
get rid of white people

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: hangedman13

what if I offered you a free doughnut and a $100, would you get the shot then?

This is what aroused my suspicion, high-pressure sales offer "come ons" incentive gifts to buy. I have worked Door to Door, and in Timeshare Vacations. They are both so terrible, Bribes up front like this are common...Free Gift Card, free gas, free meals...
Here use your Gift Card to pay for your first 3 months of service "D2D Cable sales"... Here's a gift card to spend on your Vacation...

originally posted by: Lysergic
Cope more?

About what?

a reply to: panoz77
They bribed kids too!

a reply to: JAGStorm
GROSS!

My roomate got myocarditis, the only person I'm aware of. This was in about the year 2000, he was a hardcore drinker.

originally posted by: TrueAmerican
BEWARE- I am now about to challenge ATS with a new thread- unrelated to this one, but it will test what you are lead to believe, vs. what the truth is. If ATS is really the truth seeking community it professes to be, then I dare you to concede and show the world that when proven, we CAN give in and say "yep, that conspiracy theory was a bunch of unsubstantiated BS."

The question is, will you. Will you admit you were wrong in falling for it. And will you flag it to the top so that we show the world we are not all bumbling idiots. Some conspiracy theories get proven true, but some are most certainly not after the facts come in. So watch for it.

And nope, you won't admit it, even after two separate organizations proved the accusations untrue. Lol, ok, moving right along...

originally posted by: LordAhriman

originally posted by: Lysergic
Cope more?

About what?

Whatever you like, the world is yours buttercup.

originally posted by: TrueAmerican
As promised, here is the new thread:
www.abovetopsecret.com...

What was the point of this thread? Seems just like advertising your next thread about ftx.

a reply to: TrueAmerican

Not sure if your being sarcastic because the wallet of SBF and his brother says it all

originally posted by: vonclod
My roomate got myocarditis, the only person I'm aware of. This was in about the year 2000, he was a hardcore drinker.

This is how bad the vaccine is, It will even affect people 20 years before they take it! Now that there is what we call really bad SH!T!