The Country of Canalaskaduh? - Yes - Why Not?

originally posted by: MykeNukem

Kim Jung can be in charge of our Human Rights department too.

Yes!
We can have this guy do back office work until he learns how to behave - Kim will show him

originally posted by: halfoldman
Imagine: you flee mobilization and the meat-grinder in Russia through the only wilderness border still open.

And eventually, despite the bleak prospects and unforgiving wilds:

"Hands up"!

Finally, we've reached the United States. Oh brother, let's kiss the tundra and ask for asylum.

"Er no, this is Canalaskaduh. Gonna fly you right back to Moscow".

Yea, we'll kick the Ruskies ass if they mess with us.

We'll make them WALK back.

I will make sure this is in the proposal as part of our new policy.

Any nation wants to mess with Canalaskaduh? and we'll make them WALK back, we don't really care where to or if it's across the ocean...walk.

There could still be peace with honor.

Actually sorry to say, but in this case you can't.

The enemy is not playing with a full deck of cards.

To put it mildly: they're #ing crazy.

Probably the only choice is to remove them military-style.

a reply to: MykeNukem

Err...have you asked OUR permission for this?
After all, you are still subjects of The Crown.

originally posted by: Freeborn
a reply to: MykeNukem

Err...have you asked OUR permission for this?
After all, you are still subjects of The Crown.

Nope.

I thought this was understood: I will be the KING of Canalaskada?

Then, I'm going to challenge ole "Ears" to a right proper duel. Winner take all.

You do know that
Ukraine was once part of Russia,
don't you ?
just as Alaska was,
. . . just saying

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a reply to: MykeNukem
God has appointed me a world leader.
Can I just ask- Have you asked the Alaskans what they want?

originally posted by: DISRAELI
a reply to: MykeNukem
God has appointed me a world leader.
Can I just ask- Have you asked the Alaskans what they want?

I've done the research...

They have lot's of snow and we have lot's of snow. That should settle it.

a reply to: ToneDeaf

You realize this thread is a joke, satire, tongue in cheek, etc...nothing to do with actual world events, obviously..

ToneDeaf?

originally posted by: MykeNukem
a reply to: ToneDeaf

You realize this thread is a joke, satire,
tongue in cheek,
etc...nothing to do with actual world
events, obviously..ToneDeaf?

As Canadians we get that.
sorry I thought you were

originally posted by: ToneDeaf

originally posted by: MykeNukem
a reply to: ToneDeaf

You realize this thread is a joke, satire,
tongue in cheek,
etc...nothing to do with actual world
events, obviously..ToneDeaf?

As Canadians we get that.
sorry I thought you were

I think I took your post the wrong way lmao

Stupid Russia, formerly owning everything...I'll propose that from now on, anything Russia has formerly owned will be automagically incorporated into Canalaskaduh?

That'll fix em!

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originally posted by: MykeNukem

Stupid Russia, formerly owning everything...

Can't have Nunavut 'none of that '
that just won't do

I know I'll never be a comedian, oh well . . .

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originally posted by: ToneDeaf

originally posted by: MykeNukem

Stupid Russia, formerly owning everything...

Can't have Nunavut 'none of that '
that just won't do

I know I'll never be a comedian, oh well . . .

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Haha, no, no, that was good!

originally posted by: MykeNukem

originally posted by: DISRAELI
a reply to: MykeNukem
God has appointed me a world leader.
Can I just ask- Have you asked the Alaskans what they want?

I've done the research...

They have lot's of snow and we have lot's of snow. That should settle it.

Actually the algorithms say they search a lot for "yellow snow" so that must mean this is what they want?

Yellow snow for all

originally posted by: XXXN3O

originally posted by: MykeNukem

originally posted by: DISRAELI
a reply to: MykeNukem
God has appointed me a world leader.
Can I just ask- Have you asked the Alaskans what they want?

I've done the research...

They have lot's of snow and we have lot's of snow. That should settle it.

Actually the algorithms say they search a lot for "yellow snow" so that must mean this is what they want?

Yellow snow for all

Whenever you're at a restaurant and the waiter asks for a tip, tell them: Don't eat yellow snow!