The Country of Canalaskaduh? - Yes - Why Not?

I mean duh, figure it out, there's a huge F'N country between, immense distances, and then we're back in the States?

Whoever figured this scam out was a genius of no small intellect. I mean, ya, we'll just plop a State down wherever we want to, no one will notice. Yeah, yea, I know something, something Russia and a deal, something, something. I've already thoroughly researched the subject for this thread, again, duh.

Alaskans are more Canadian'ier than Floridians are, again, duh. That's the crux of my argument so far.

So, in closing, be a man USA and do the right thing and allow Canada and Alaska to become the Great Nation of:

Canalaskaduh? 👈 the question mark is included in the name in honour of the founder.



If there are any WORLD LEADERS reading this, I'd like to discuss this with you and maybe we can work together to make the USA become a man and do the right thing and make this great vision possible. Thank you WORLD LEADERS.

Duh?

PS - I wasn't sure what forum an important topic like this should be in. Maybe an ATS WORLD LEADER could help?

Thank you kind Sirs and Madams

Note: if you want I can help you to talk to WORLD LEADERS once they contact me which they will because I already did ALL the research, ok.













ETA: Sometimes it's good to laugh. LOL

a reply to: MykeNukem

And so, what about Hawai'i?

I believe that it is farther from California to Hawaii than it is from Washington to Alaska.

So.....

originally posted by: Mantiss2021
a reply to: MykeNukem

And so, what about Hawai'i?

I believe that it is farther from California to Hawaii than it is from Washington to Alaska.

So.....

I said I did ALL the research, and it seems you may be right, as I'm not going to research it, already did...

I think that MORE than proves you wrong.

Try again Mister

Oh wait...are you a WORLD LEADER?

a reply to: MykeNukem

No.

Do you have any clue to the scale of the oil, metals, and minerals resources that are in Alaska?

a reply to: watchitburn

Are you disputing the FACT that Alaskans and Canadians both live in the snow for the majority of the year?

Yea, research, did it.

All this wealth, and resources, and blah blah.....one word: snow

Drops mic

Wait......are YOU a WORLD LEADER because I have a 38,000 page proposal of my research for this thread and the formation of other obvious solutions and such things like that.

originally posted by: watchitburn
a reply to: MykeNukem
Do you have any clue to the scale of the oil, metals, and minerals resources that are in Alaska?

Probably enough to fill the hole in your sense of humour?

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

a reply to: MykeNukem

🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭

Imagine: you flee mobilization and the meat-grinder in Russia through the only wilderness border still open.

And eventually, despite the bleak prospects and unforgiving wilds:

"Hands up"!

Finally, we've reached the United States. Oh brother, let's kiss the tundra and ask for asylum.

"Er no, this is Canalaskaduh. Gonna fly you right back to Moscow".

a reply to: MykeNukem

Um....as a wannabe world leader aspiring to world domination, no. Just no.

There's no way in hades Sourdoughs want Turdeau in charge of their future/oil/natural resources and dead mastadons.

My firstborn son was a Sourdough (Seward) so I have the right to reeeee.

originally posted by: nugget1
a reply to: MykeNukem

Um....as a wannabe world leader aspiring to world domination, no. Just no.

There's no way in hades Sourdoughs want Turdeau in charge of their future/oil/natural resources and dead mastadons.

My firstborn son was a Sourdough (Seward) so I have the right to reeeee.

Turdeau?

No this is my proposal and it would be my SOLE property, as well as the people and wealth contained within. Remember the Alaskan vs Floridian part, yea, I've already explained that.

So now that you know that, you are going to come to Washington with me?

PS- I've done all the research and there will also probably be other WORLD LEADERS coming too

a reply to: MykeNukem

Hmmm... Humor.

Interesting tactic.

You just want all dem resources eh? hoser

a reply to: MykeNukem

originally posted by: watchitburn
a reply to: MykeNukem

No.

Do you have any clue to the scale of the oil, metals, and minerals resources that are in Alaska?

Sort of like whats likely in the ground up in the Yukon, NWT and Nunavut, except we got diamonds too.

originally posted by: chris_stibrany
You just want all dem resources eh? hoser

a reply to: MykeNukem

Take off, eh..hoser..

originally posted by: MykeNukem

originally posted by: nugget1
a reply to: MykeNukem

Um....as a wannabe world leader aspiring to world domination, no. Just no.

There's no way in hades Sourdoughs want Turdeau in charge of their future/oil/natural resources and dead mastadons.

My firstborn son was a Sourdough (Seward) so I have the right to reeeee.

Turdeau?

No this is my proposal and it would be my SOLE property, as well as the people and wealth contained within. Remember the Alaskan vs Floridian part, yea, I've already explained that.

So now that you know that, you are going to come to Washington with me?

PS- I've done all the research and there will also probably be other WORLD LEADERS coming too

I'm in. World leader of Vancouver Island here. A fine proposal with no Turdeau.

And if all else fails, it makes it much easier for us to escape to Russia

ROFL a reply to: MykeNukem

originally posted by: igloo

originally posted by: MykeNukem

originally posted by: nugget1
a reply to: MykeNukem

Um....as a wannabe world leader aspiring to world domination, no. Just no.

There's no way in hades Sourdoughs want Turdeau in charge of their future/oil/natural resources and dead mastadons.

My firstborn son was a Sourdough (Seward) so I have the right to reeeee.

Turdeau?

No this is my proposal and it would be my SOLE property, as well as the people and wealth contained within. Remember the Alaskan vs Floridian part, yea, I've already explained that.

So now that you know that, you are going to come to Washington with me?

PS- I've done all the research and there will also probably be other WORLD LEADERS coming too

I'm in. World leader of Vancouver Island here. A fine proposal with no Turdeau.

And if all else fails, it makes it much easier for us to escape to Russia

I knew this was going to work, as, I did all my research beforehand.

Awesome, now there is three of us and, so far, zero, other World Leaders that will be joining us as well!!!

Would it be possible to just move Vancouver Island a bit? Just asking in case that's required...

a reply to: MykeNukem

Rick More-Anus

:|

originally posted by: MykeNukem

originally posted by: igloo

originally posted by: MykeNukem

originally posted by: nugget1
a reply to: MykeNukem

Um....as a wannabe world leader aspiring to world domination, no. Just no.

There's no way in hades Sourdoughs want Turdeau in charge of their future/oil/natural resources and dead mastadons.

My firstborn son was a Sourdough (Seward) so I have the right to reeeee.

Turdeau?

No this is my proposal and it would be my SOLE property, as well as the people and wealth contained within. Remember the Alaskan vs Floridian part, yea, I've already explained that.

So now that you know that, you are going to come to Washington with me?

PS- I've done all the research and there will also probably be other WORLD LEADERS coming too

I'm in. World leader of Vancouver Island here. A fine proposal with no Turdeau.

And if all else fails, it makes it much easier for us to escape to Russia

I knew this was going to work, as, I did all my research beforehand.

Awesome, now there is three of us and, so far, zero, other World Leaders that will be joining us as well!!!

Would it be possible to just move Vancouver Island a bit? Just asking in case that's required...

Can't see why we couldn't barge it into a better position. Maybe out toward Hawaii for a sunnier winter. Up to Alaska for fishing season. Great for tourism.

originally posted by: watchitburn
a reply to: MykeNukem

Hmmm... Humor.

Interesting tactic.

Have you heard of WORLD LEADERS?

Yes, the tactic is to make fun of them...

Gosh...completely ruined it....gosh...

a reply to: MykeNukem

So now that you know that, you are going to come to Washington with me?

I don't travel well anymore. If you're really in charge how about you bring Washington to me?