ATS is a Conspiracy! [Beware]

originally posted by: xuenchen

originally posted by: MykeNukem

originally posted by: xuenchen

It's a TRICK !!!!!!! ❗️❗️💣❗️❗️

☠️kenli.gov.cn☠️

What's at the link?

Cuz, if you think I'm clicking that link....

The kenli government website in China

Oh ok.

Is Ken Li a proper name or the name of a place?

Maybe this is the REAL conspiracy going on here at ATS....

That's right, we're onto you KenLi....

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: KenLi

Well, crap.

We've been found out boys.

Pack it up.

So, I'm confused ... am I thinking for you or are you thinking for me, or are we all DB's sock puppets?

originally posted by: tamusan

originally posted by: MykeNukem

originally posted by: xuenchen

It's a TRICK !!!!!!! ❗️❗️💣❗️❗️

☠️kenli.gov.cn☠️

What's at the link?

Cuz, if you think I'm clicking that link....

It's the government page for the Kenli district, which is a district of the city of Dongying, in Shandong province.

I've been to Shandong several times for the Weifang International Kite Festival.

Thank you for that info.

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: KenLi

Well, crap.

We've been found out boys.

Pack it up.

So, I'm confused ... am I thinking for you or are you thinking for me, or are we all DB's sock puppets?

Yes

But at the same time no for obviously different yet similar reasons.

originally posted by: MykeNukem

originally posted by: xuenchen

originally posted by: MykeNukem

originally posted by: xuenchen

It's a TRICK !!!!!!! ❗️❗️💣❗️❗️

☠️kenli.gov.cn☠️

What's at the link?

Cuz, if you think I'm clicking that link....

The kenli government website in China

Oh ok.

Is Ken Li a proper name or the name of a place?

Maybe this is the REAL conspiracy going on here at ATS....

That's right, we're onto you KenLi....

cooking with gas 😎

a reply to: MykeNukem
Try to find a way to look to love yourself instead of takin out that pent up anger on another member. Shoot me a message if you like.

originally posted by: MykeNukem

originally posted by: Boadicea
a reply to: KenLi
a reply to: MykeNukem

Wow -- I obviously missed something...

I think I'm glad I did!

Lmao.

I used an AI program to generate what I posted.

TeeHee

Whew! I was trying to decide if your account had been hacked or you'd had some kind of breakdown!

I think this is the strangest thread I've ever seen on ATS, and I've seen some doozies!

a reply to: KenLi

The imprint of most users are very similar and there is stark proof that "it is as if we are reading our own words." Is this for real?

you're not wrong.

The Secret to ATS is understanding that everyone here is like minded . Whether they be Left or Right Minded the one thing we have in common is a healthy concern for over reaching Authority.

Some fear Fascist backwards conservative Authority others fear a Socialist overly progressive authority and so we bicker and fight all the while divided .

Divided is where the Authority wants us .

originally posted by: collie
a reply to: MykeNukem
Try to find a way to look to love yourself instead of takin out that pent up anger on another member. Shoot me a message if you like.

Trigger warning: This post discloses detailed information about Collie’s superficial, stiff-necked publications, which some readers may find objectionable. Let me cut to the chase: Collie’s untrustworthy, egotistical commentaries are frequently used to intimidate, manipulate, humiliate, isolate, frighten, terrorize, coerce, threaten, blame, hurt, injure, and wound people from all walks of life. The list goes on, but I decided to truncate it there to be able to devote more space to discussing how there doesn’t seem to be much we can do about this.

But what, you may ask, does any of that have to do with the theme of this letter, viz., that he never misses an opportunity to stir up class hatred? It would take days to give the complete answer to that question, but the gist of it is that Collie’s method (or school, or ideology—it is hard to know exactly what to call it) goes by the name of Collie-ism. It is a rancorous and avowedly politically incorrect philosophy that aims to create a desolation and call it peace. You may detect disapproval and anger in my writing when I state that being shielded from the consequences of his bad judgment and bad behavior has made Collie careless. That disapproval and anger exists primarily because it takes more than a mass of linguacious reprobates to expose the connections between the louche, rabid problems that face us and the key issues of racialism and sadism. It takes a great many thoughtful and semi-thoughtful people who are willing to live by such noble values as honor, duty, loyalty, and courage.

Through adherence to those values one can find meaning and a higher purpose in life and clarity as to why I want nothing more—or less—than to protect our peace, privacy, and safety. To that task I have consecrated my life and I invite you to do likewise. Stand with me, be honest with me, and help me shatter the adage that absolutism is a sine qua non for mankind’s happiness, and together we’ll name and shame his companions for their insidious acts of corporatism. We’ll call people to their highest and best, not accommodate them at their lowest and least. I’m counting on you. Thanks for reading this.

a reply to: MykeNukem

Your momma!

(no offense intended, I just want to see the AI with my name in it Myke!)

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: MykeNukem

Your momma!

(no offense intended, I just want to see the AI with my name in it Myke!)

I would like to add my voice to the chorus of people who criticize JinMI for his maledicent intimations. Here’s how this post works: I’ll offer ideas and a theory to explain things. You bring your own experiences to bear on the matter of JinMI’s ill-tempered précis, supplementing them where necessary with information from this post. Together we will expand people’s understanding of JinMI’s irresponsible, acrasial ululations. While JinMI’s semi-literate ramblings might be of some interest to specialists in child communication, many years ago I reported that the biggest threat to our society was the number of anti-democratic scandalmongers whom JinMI had convinced to provide cover for an unbalanced agenda. I wish that I could say to you that the situation has improved. To the contrary, over these intervening years the nature of the problem has, if anything, gotten worse. In particular, JinMI’s ventures are negligent. They’re weapons-grade negligent. If negligent were architecture, JinMI’s ventures would be the Parthenon. To restate that with less grandiloquence, JinMI’s claim that he’s entitled, in fact obligated, to exploit the masses is factually unsupported and politically motivated.

JinMI is trying to engulf the world in a dense miasma of nosism just to prove he can, yet he should not be allowed to operate heavy machinery, specifically, his ego. This sort of vertiginous paradox is well known to most superstitious clodpates. He promises that if we give him and his torchbearers additional powers, he’ll guard us from cold-blooded, distasteful bezonians. My question, however is, Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?—Who will guard the guards? My intention here is not just to uphold peace, freedom, democracy, and justice but also to invigorate the effort to reach solutions by increasing the scope of the inquiry rather than by narrowing or abandoning it. Only by behaving thus will we reach our full potential as a community, as a country, and as the human race.

What do you think of this: While JinMI’s trained seals have been gorging themselves on the intravenous feeding tube called denial, JinMI has been disparaging and ridiculing our traditional heroes and role models? For those who need very specific examples in order to grasp the significance of his allegations, I’ll give a very specific example: Think for a moment about the way that his view that things have never been better is sheer make-believe. This is an uncomfortable reality, but if we do not confront it we will not be able to keep his foot soldiers at bay. In spite of all he has done, I must admit I really like the guy. No, just kidding. The truth is that by allowing JinMI to resort to underhanded tactics we are selling our souls for dross. Instead, we should be dispersing JinMI’s black clouds of bigotry, race hatred, and triumphalism. Then, the bright sun of civilization will once again shine upon our land.

Different people often see the same subject in different lights. Yet JinMI’s ideas are dangerously repressive. They’re not even really ideas, just a series of bizarre rants, personal feuds, and outright lies. Ironically, JinMI doesn’t want us to know about his plans to create a climate in which it will be assumed that our achievements reflect not individual worth, talent, or skill, but special consideration. Otherwise, we might do something about that. It’s one thing to promote ideology over rigorous analysis, mandatory beliefs over rational inquiry, and feelings over facts, but wanting to reward those who knowingly or unknowingly play along with his commentaries while punishing those who oppose them is honestly going too far.

Take this example: Let’s say that pointing out that JinMI’s disquisitions are utterly self-absorbed is a sure way to release an outpouring of scorn and resentment from JinMI. Now let’s say that he is capable of a large array of negative feelings. Does that mean that achieving world peace requires establishing a world government ruled by JinMI? No, because he must sense his own irremediable inferiority. That’s why JinMI is so desperate to mollycoddle peevish scaramouches; it’s the only way for him to distinguish himself from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if JinMI also realized that we’re going to have to hunker down for a protracted war against him and his little empire. This will inarguably be a conflict of a type that, given the external backing on which our opponents rely, is unlikely to end in a rout by either side. Even if the fighting ends at the negotiation table, many people are looking for a modern-day Moses who will split the sea of cameralism and overcome the obstacles that people like JinMI establish. I can’t claim that I’m the right person for the job, but I can say that if you feel threatened by JinMI, I will listen to you. If you are victimized by him, I will defend you. If JinMI seeks vengeance on those unrepentant souls who persist in challenging his edicts, I will join you in rising to the challenge of thwarting his nefarious, shrewish plans. Time is of the essence here. If we don’t act fast, JinMI will gain an opportunity to blame those who have no power to change the current direction of events. JinMI wears a mantle of officialism. May we never forget this if we are to deny JinMI and his confederates a chance to replace intellectual integrity with termagant sloganeering.



PS - I've bolded some of my favourite parts. LMAO

Oh, to stay on topic, maybe EVERYTHING is AI here?

a reply to: MykeNukem

Ha.

Glorious!

ETA:

JinMI’s semi-literate ramblings might be of some interest to specialists in child communication

Apt!

a reply to: MykeNukem

Oh oh, me next!

a reply to: KenLi

This website is a honey pot.

I'd be careful about anything i say anywhere online.

a reply to: Wide-Eyes

Some of the members of this site are.

originally posted by: schuyler

originally posted by: MykeNukem

originally posted by: schuyler

originally posted by: MykeNukem

originally posted by: KenLi
This website is a conspiracy. We should be aware. This website is a group of like-minded people. XD

Something really is noticeably weird with the site. The people here are within the "Singularity". It can be seen obvisouly.

The imprint of most users are very similar and there is stark proof that "it is as if we are reading our own words." Is this for real?


This website, indeed, is ATS.


P. S. What about your experiences? Please do share for us to be enriched. Blessed be.

This post is not a memoir. Nor is it a policy memorandum issued by the government or a local think tank. Rather, it is an assessment of how it’s my understanding that at no point in KenLi’s response to my last volley of criticisms was he even remotely close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

Oh. Thanks. I just thought both of you were high.

Why in tunket does Schuyler want to riot, loot, and burn? How much is the axis of evil paying him to help froward, carnaptious pipsqueaks back up their prejudices with scientific proof? And what will it take to pry loose the truth from his cold, dead heart?

$25,000 per month on retainer. I'm paid in cash (tax-free) which comes in a #10 brown envelope and is placed in a private drop box in an undisclosed location. The money comes from a compartmentalized eyes-only black budget line item that has been hidden from Congress for decades. I have a couple of normal "white budget" income streams which insulates me from suspicion because of my lavish lifestyle. My occupation is listed as "consultant."

If the truth were to prevail you would disappear in a puff of smoke which would quickly dissipate into nothingness. Watch your back. Seriously.

Wow, that's a pretty impressive salary. Do you get paid vacation and health insurance too?

Is Ken Li a proper name or the name of a place?

If a conspiracy falls in the middle of the woods, but no one replies to it, is it still a conspiracy?

a reply to: KenLi

Not really telling any of us anything we didn't really know lmao.

a reply to: ketsuko

If you're in the know you'd know DB is actually his own sock puppet for the real DB