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It’s the nation’s crises in a can.
Inflation and crime have gotten so bad in Gotham that even cheap meat like Spam has to be locked up.
At Duane Reade’s store in the Port Authority bus depot, the shelf-stable product — only $3.99 a can — is now being stocked in plastic, anti-theft cases.
“I’ve never seen that before!” one cashier laughed while using a magnet to remove a can of Spam from its cage.
The cashier was among the employees, tourists and store regulars stunned that the iconic blue-and-yellow cans are now being kept under lock-and-key — some even poking fun at the sight as “a sort of Jeff Koons homage,” per one viral tweet.
originally posted by: Hypntick
One of the comments was interesting as it's right where my head went. No more inside shopping; you go to a window, order what you want, pay for it; they pass it through a window. Apparently, this is already a reality in Chicago? Can anyone confirm that?
originally posted by: gb540
When Spam was getting past the U-boats and that's what you had to eat, I imagine folks made the best of it.
But to STEAL the stuff? Surely someone's seen the Four Horsemen by now.
originally posted by: LordAhriman
I doubt it's because of inflation. Some people think the world is coming to an end right now, because "JoE BiDeN mAdE dA gAs ExPeNsIvEr", and SPAM is survival food. It lasts virtually forever. It's the preppers stealing it.
originally posted by: Hypntick
a reply to: VierEyes
Interesting. Unfortunately, those living in those locations may have brought this on themselves. Where I am, I drive into town and can go into any store without such restrictions. Maybe change the behavior in those cities?