Calling Elon Musk

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: 19Bones79
I'm sure where there's a will, Elon can find a way.

There's only two ways, the one I mentioned or he makes an outright offer for the network. He can't just buy it by scooping up shares of CNN since they don't exist.

Either way...it will be a "Mostly Peaceful" hostile takeover.


...i'll see myself out...

originally posted by: 19Bones79
1. No begging for food.

2. Do not sniff my crotch.

3. Don't drink from the toilet.

Takes all the fun out of things.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


You'll be by my side at the very first performance review, I promise.

And you can make a surprise appearance in every cooking segment with Stelter, unsupervised.

originally posted by: 19Bones79
And you can make a surprise appearance in every cooking segment with Stelter, unsupervised.

Only if I can pick the 'exotic' ingredient Hollywood elites love to eat.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


Fine. You can have a casting couch. That way we can blackmail the journalists should the need arise.


Oh god I'm turning into Jeff Zucker and it's not even my first day on the job.

originally posted by: 19Bones79
Oh god I'm turning into Jeff Zucker and it's not even my first day on the job.

I always knew you were a cyborg.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

01 vey!