What in the Robot Super Bowl commercial

I am definitely no longer in the media's demographics...

originally posted by: Zrtst
a reply to: JAGStorm
Ooooh. Is this going to be the super bowl ad thread ?

I'm peaking at it from time to time...

These are supposed to be the 2 best teams in the NFL?

Must be the Covid vaccine that did this to them.

a reply to: carewemust

Not watching, but without having seen any of it but having watched a decent amount of football in my life, I will say that if you happen to get two teams that match off well against each other, they will look like they don't know what they're doing.

a reply to: ketsuko
Must be it. Just mundane slug it out football. No brilliance like you'd expect from at least one Super Bowl caliber team. I liked the Snoop Dr. Dre Dog halftime show though. I thought they were dead. My "Smoke Weed Every Day" boys. haha.

a reply to: carewemust

Oh, without seeing, I have no way of knowing if that's actually it. I just know that you can have two teams that foil each other and so each side looks like it can't go anywhere with the ball. It isn't that they aren't any good; it's just that they other side is that well matched up against them.

And things will go like that until one or the other breaks a big play.

a reply to: JAGStorm

They already have comments turned off on that one. Real shocking, I know. 🤣

I'm not impressed with the Superbowl commercials this year. Hey advertisers....not everyone is high on Cannabis. The only way I would think they were funny or good is if I was stoned.

a reply to: cmdrkeenkid

Methinks someone was banking heavy on the mandates.

a reply to: JAGStorm

The Uber Eats commercial with Gwyneth Paltrow or the Lays commercial had to be the best.

The covid home-intrusion module can suck my ass.

Mass Formation Psychosis, it turns out, isn't just handy for social-engineering and propping up regimes---the suckers will actually pay for it.

Wow Q got a superbowl ad

a reply to: ketsuko

It sounded like they had Gal Gadot do the voiceover. Maybe they're banking on it being more used internationally and just testing the waters for it here.

a reply to: ketsuko
The better games were the playoffs for sure. This was a defensive game with no scoring and many punts in the third quarter. But hey, Stafford survived Detroit purgatory and came out on top

originally posted by: pheonix358

originally posted by: ketsuko
Creep factor aside ... did someone actually sink money into a robotic home COVID testing suite?! Seriously!

Yes.

They didn't worry about beta testing ... or any testing really ... and the circuits are classified for 75 years.

No idea what it tests for, but the box said Covid so that must be what they do.

No one would lie to us ... would they.

Doesn't matter what it tests for. All you need to know is that it's "Fast & Super-Accurate". It must be true because it said so.



But what about the last thing it said, "Just wait til you see what else I can do!"
Why would they be keeping it as a secret? If it can do other stuff, then come out and say what it is, or do they not even know themselves what they will use this thing for in the future. They may just know that they will be able to further manipulate people with it in the future, through software updates.



Also, was it just me or does that thing talk with a bit of a lisp?

a reply to: DBCowboy

Please tell me that Gwyneth was not ordering something that smelled like her lady parts.

a reply to: JAGStorm

I seen that, I tell you anything for buck, like I am going to run to the darn store and get one of those crappy boxes.

No on my dime.

BTW the half time show sucks, sorry to say but I did not feel it at all.

originally posted by: carewemust
a reply to: ketsuko
Must be it. Just mundane slug it out football. No brilliance like you'd expect from at least one Super Bowl caliber team. I liked the Snoop Dr. Dre Dog halftime show though. I thought they were dead. My "Smoke Weed Every Day" boys. haha.

They don't want to exert to much energy on a game that's fixed.

ahh NO.. F*ck no.. drop kick that thing into the nearest river!

Almost as creepy as the ugly new battery powered Chinese Silverado.

What's wrong?.... Help is on the way.