Fully Vaxxt Comedian Collapses Immediately After Telling Pro-Covid Vaccine Joke

originally posted by: just4fun
a reply to: v1rtu0s0

Im unvaxxed ,unboosted, unmasked, untested, un flu shoted, un one shoted

And I have never had covid

Jesus loves me more

ETA and I did not pass out and have a convulsion after posting that.

So yep Jesus loves me more

Same bro.

Wanna wrestle for it?

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

for every death there's been 1000's "just slightly sick" 🦅🦇

A Covid "comedian"?

The Divine probably intervened just for that. Hard to see humor in any part of the issue.

“I’m vaxxed, double vaxxed, boosted … and flu shot and shingle shot and haven’t gotten COVID and Jesus loves me most.”

"The first shall be last..."

originally posted by: TzarChasm

originally posted by: just4fun
a reply to: v1rtu0s0

Im unvaxxed ,unboosted, unmasked, untested, un flu shoted, un one shoted

And I have never had covid

Jesus loves me more

ETA and I did not pass out and have a convulsion after posting that.

So yep Jesus loves me more

Same bro.

Wanna wrestle for it?

Boys, boys, you're god's First Pancake -- the second try is always better

Edit: That is to bluntly say god loves still-unadulterated me mostest because bewbs.

a reply to: Nyiah

What if I told you that pancakes were the first attempt to make doughnuts?

That is to bluntly say god loves still-unadulterated me mostest because bewbs.

You're assuming God doesn't have his own bewbs that are the bestest of all mammary anatomy ever born or made. But anything that doesn't have bewbs is unequivocally inferior, so point taken.

originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: carewemust
Jimmy Kimmel or Stephen Colbert.

.

But it said "comedian".

So it SHOULD have said "Comedienne" shouldn't it?

originally posted by: xuenchen
a reply to: Oldcarpy2

for every death there's been 1000's "just slightly sick" 🦅🦇

Sounds like THE FLU!

originally posted by: TzarChasm
a reply to: Nyiah

What if I told you that pancakes were the first attempt to make doughnuts?

Lmfao, explains why were go Tomato-On-Toothpicks at Plaid speed in middle age XD

originally posted by: nerbot

originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: carewemust
Jimmy Kimmel or Stephen Colbert.

.

But it said "comedian".

So it SHOULD have said "Comedienne" shouldn't it?

Being unsure of how the person referred to identifies I felt it safer to stick with the term specified in the OP.

The person banged their head so we shouldn't add to the pain.

originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: nerbot

originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: carewemust
Jimmy Kimmel or Stephen Colbert.

.

But it said "comedian".

So it SHOULD have said "Comedienne" shouldn't it?

Being unsure of how the person referred to identifies I felt it safer to stick with the term specified in the OP.

The person banged their head so we shouldn't add to the pain.

Heavy Metal Comedy.

And I remember that people laughed when Tommy Cooper died on stage as they thought it was part of the act.

a reply to: nerbot

At least Tommy Cooper was funny.

originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
a reply to: just4fun

If you are "untested", how do you know that?

Exactly

A virus sooooo bad that you have to be tested to even know you’ve had it

I encourage every person to refuse the vaccine. It doesn’t work and the virus is harmless

Glad we agree

Used to watch Chelsea lately it would provide a chuckle and since my motto is if you ain't laughing you ain't living justifiable
Then she decided she had the right to tell people what medical treatments they should have.
Controlled opposition.
Now I change the channel

Now being she is hollywood there are a number of possibilities that could be listed as to why she had a seizure.
Perhaps it was vx related perhaps not we pronably will never know.

What was evidenced was someone bragging about how much better she was than those who are selfish and not caring (grandma etc) who had a "seizure" on stage shortly after engaging in self idolatry regarding the vx.

So whether or not is was related to the vx is moot if it is the work of karma and that was the breaking point of a tolerant and loving god then it is and if it is do to a side effect it is as well.

So that leaves drug overdose (could be do to a reaction to vx as well but trying to keep this as short as possible) one of those embassy directed energy attacks (watch the msm for that,) a glitch in her mkultra programming.

a reply to: v1rtu0s0

a reply to: Oldcarpy2
Has anyone isolated it yet?
1 Million dollars is a lot of money and someone should have claimed it by now.
Now getting a untested medical therapy based on the information, sent by the country that released it, now that is some unbelievably intelligent thought processes at work.

The Queen of New Zeeland says Vaccine complications means the drugs are doing what they're designed to do.

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She tells the truth in a way that small minds feel she's being reassuring!

originally posted by: carewemust
The Queen of New Zeeland says Vaccine complications means the drugs are doing what they're designed to do.

twitter.com...

She tells the truth in a way that small minds feel she's being reassuring!

Another PhD Blue Ribbon Wisdom Award Nominee 😃

originally posted by: carewemust
The Queen of New Zeeland says Vaccine complications means the drugs are doing what they're designed to do.

twitter.com...

She tells the truth in a way that small minds feel she's being reassuring!

The moment any national leader stops promoting vaccines, all their economy is cut off from the outside world. Excommunicado. The sun won't even shine on their streets for shame.

a reply to: Hecate666

Then what's the point of pointing out she is pro vaccine?

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

I literally feel bad for you.

Now she will have to cancel more shows:

“I am so sorry I had to cancel my shows tonight in Portland and my show in Eugene,” Handler said. “I had a scare at the hospital, and I don’t have COVID, and I’m okay, but I had to reschedule my shows.”

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She already went deaf in one ear after the second shot:

Recall, Chelsea Handler said she got really sick and ‘went deaf in one ear’ after getting her second dose of the Moderna vaccine last year.

“Ok, so I got my second shot of Moderna today and I feel really sick and it’s only been four hours and I’m deaf in one ear,” Handler said while putting her hand to her ear in a video posted to her Instagram page in May of last year.

Now the third shot gave her seizures. I guess this means she should now get a fourth?