Do some stores Trigger this in you?

Ok, prepare to enter the weird zone!

There are two stores, that every single time I go in them, it triggers something in me that I have to use the uhhhh hemmmm restroom.
Every_Single_Time. I often wondered if it was the lighting, the smells, …something more sinister like subliminal messages???? Maybe my brain interprets them a different way.

So I thought nothing of it until I saw on social media a bookstore asked people to please stop pooping there! The comments, oh the comments!
I guess this is such a common thing you wouldn’t believe it! People were saying the stores triggered it every time, just like me.

So let’s hear it, do you get triggered? It isn’t just bathroom, what about a store that gives you an instant headache? Remember Radio Shack? That store gave me an instant headache back in the day.

a reply to: JAGStorm

a reply to: JAGStorm

For some reason, I sneeze 3 times every time I leave Costco to walk to my car.

Happens every time.

originally posted by: JAGStorm
…something more sinister like subliminal messages????

You Only Understand What Is Likely Leading To A Kooky/Eerie Ass Desire Urging Making Poop.

a reply to: JAGStorm
Funnily enough, every time I go into a well known pub chain in the UK within half an hour I have to use their rest room which is always located up stairs. Just that upstairs bit will tell every UK resident which pub chain it is.
I don't know what it is, the smell, the water, who knows. I do suffer bowel problems but this thing is uncanny.

Everytime I enter the beer cave I’m over triggered with joy 🤩

I wish I had a store I could go to which triggered me to poop. I would go there pretty often since I have constipation much of the time. I used to like the Chinese restaurants, they triggered the urge to go before I left, but low and behold, they must have altered one of the recipes on the buffet and I don't go anymore. That change occurred about three years ago and I get bummed, if you go you have more room to eat more at the buffet.

I feel despair every time I go shopping with my wife, no matter where it is.
Following her around while she looks at every. damn. thing. in. the. store.

If I hear "Isn't that cute" one more time, I'm gonna need Haldol and some time in a nice quiet room.

a reply to: JAGStorm

I never make toilet in public.

I have a shy colon.

a reply to: rickymouse

Just eat at Taco Bell a couple times a week.

Or drink a gallon of old cooking grease. Same thing.

originally posted by: JAGStorm
There are two stores, that every single time I go in them, it triggers something in me that I have to use the uhhhh hemmmm restroom.
Every_Single_Time. I often wondered if it was the lighting, the smells, …something more sinister like subliminal messages???? Maybe my brain interprets them a different way.

Colder air because of the airconditioning?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: JAGStorm
For some reason, I sneeze 3 times every time I leave Costco to walk to my car.

Dusty air...from the air conditioning?

a reply to: JAGStorm

I pee every time I'm in a pool.
It's the main reason I never carpool to work anymore.

On the best seller list at the bookstore...

originally posted by: nerbot

originally posted by: JAGStorm
There are two stores, that every single time I go in them, it triggers something in me that I have to use the uhhhh hemmmm restroom.
Every_Single_Time. I often wondered if it was the lighting, the smells, …something more sinister like subliminal messages???? Maybe my brain interprets them a different way.

Colder air because of the airconditioning?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: JAGStorm
For some reason, I sneeze 3 times every time I leave Costco to walk to my car.

Dusty air...from the air conditioning?

Don't know...but it's just Costco.
I think it has to do with the interior lighting and then walking outside into the sunlight.
But, always just 3 sneezes.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: nerbot

originally posted by: JAGStorm
There are two stores, that every single time I go in them, it triggers something in me that I have to use the uhhhh hemmmm restroom.
Every_Single_Time. I often wondered if it was the lighting, the smells, …something more sinister like subliminal messages???? Maybe my brain interprets them a different way.

Colder air because of the airconditioning?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: JAGStorm
For some reason, I sneeze 3 times every time I leave Costco to walk to my car.

Dusty air...from the air conditioning?

Don't know...but it's just Costco.
I think it has to do with the interior lighting and then walking outside into the sunlight.
But, always just 3 sneezes.

Speaking as an internet expert on science and stuff, I'd have to say; Witchcraft.

a reply to: JAGStorm

Absolutely! Every time I walk up to a store front that has a sign that says ‘Mask required if unvaccinated’, it triggers an immediate ‘FU## YOU’ response from me.

And yes, I say it out loud, then merrily stroll in there unvaccinated and unmasked.

a reply to: JAGStorm

I feel slightly uneasy when I go to the medieval torture and murder weapons store five or six times a week.

Killer products with prices to die for.

originally posted by: JAGStorm
Ok, prepare to enter the weird zone!

There are two stores, that every single time I go in them, it triggers something in me that I have to use the uhhhh hemmmm restroom.
Every_Single_Time. I often wondered if it was the lighting, the smells, …something more sinister like subliminal messages???? Maybe my brain interprets them a different way.

So I thought nothing of it until I saw on social media a bookstore asked people to please stop pooping there! The comments, oh the comments!
I guess this is such a common thing you wouldn’t believe it! People were saying the stores triggered it every time, just like me.

So let’s hear it, do you get triggered? It isn’t just bathroom, what about a store that gives you an instant headache? Remember Radio Shack? That store gave me an instant headache back in the day.

Old age... just have to pee every hour.

a reply to: JAGStorm

Trudeau's Truck Stop has that effect on me.

No matter what he serves up, it makes me sick.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: JAGStorm

I pee every time I'm in a pool.
It's the main reason I never carpool to work anymore.

You need a holiday in the UK.

Recommended places to visit include Liverpool, Hartlepool , Blackpool and Pontypool.

There's more but they'll do for starters.

ETA all the above have a variety of fantastic places to shop.