Predictions for 2022

I looked into my magic crystal superfluous ball and can only see one prediction:

1! A giant meteor will hit the planet earth at 12:01 am MST on 1 January 2022 splitting the world in half and propelling both halves into our sun. There will be only one survivor.

The survivor will be the midget Chinaman living in the moon rover on the far side of the moon.

1. The US will collapse into collective hysteria when everyone realizes that 2022 is pronounced "2020 too". (Cannot take credit first this; it's a meme going around)

2. The NFL will be hit so hard by COVID that the Super Bowl will be played two teams composed of former high school stars, Meghan Rapinhoe, and a random dude with a man bun pulled off the street corner during the playing of all 20 national anthems.

3. Queen Elizabeth will NOT die. (Every year I say she will, and old bag disappoints)

4. The Big One will hit the West Coast solving US supply chain issues when California no longer exists to throttle everything with regulations.

5. During the season of global warming, there will be a very warm temperature somewhere, so we will all be doomed.

6. During the season of global warming, there will be a tornado somewhere so we will all be doomed.

7. During the season of global warming there will be a hurricane somewhere so we will all be doomed.

8. An angry girl will scream HOW DARE YOU!

9. Everything I have listed will somehow be deemed racist and/or white supremacist, even the queen's refusal to die.

- Queen Elizabeth will pass away before Platinum Jubilee.

- Prince Harry and his wife will have a divorce.

- Prince Andrew won't go to trial over Virginia and end up remarrying Fergie.

- Britney Spears will turn out for the worst after "freedom", will be conned by her new husband and will pass away.

Mexico will finally finance and build trump's wall...
Canada will also...
To keep the crazy americans out of their counties.
Thousands of mental health professionals will invade to study this strange new mental illness that has afflicted so many. Is it covid related? Something in their food supply? In the water? A clue is finally found when they find a few small isolated groups not inflicted with this new affliction. Cut off from the internet and social media with no cable access and crappy tv reception. Could it be that the americans were driven nuts by the constant exposure to misinformation and political rhetoric?

Or, it is just gonna be another crappy year of the same ole same ole..

a reply to: DBCowboy

LOL !

That's the spirit !!

Crushing Covid with the LOL !!

Hope/glad you feel better - I need your levity !

....new goatee.....rofl.....

massive EQ sometime in the midst of this “dark winter”

terrorist attacks, suitcase nukes, the resurgence of radical islam……..as they have been crossing the border unchecked and have been preparing for awhile now….

When the Queen dies, evil will take over the world.

If you believe it’s bad now, wait till she passes.

Countries under the commonwealth will no longer be protected.

Places like Australia will be invaded and plundered, as stated in my other post in this thread.

Time will tell, not long to wait now.

I needed this thread, I needed this laugh.

see y'all in 2021, thank you

a reply to: DBCowboy

In 2022 Queen Elizabeth's death will continue to avoid her like the plague.

Butterflies and zebras.




and moonbeams,
and a fairy tale.

a reply to: Phage


Unicorns & Rainbows my friend.

Unicorns & Rainbows.


Thanks for the Jimi!





Ridin the wind.

a reply to: Ghostsdogood

Yet another song about hang gliding.
And stuff.

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: Ghostsdogood

Yet another song about hang gliding.
And stuff.

I felt a disturbance in the continuum approx 16-18 hours ago, was that you whizzing by in your time machine?

Glad you're here so I can wish you a Very Merry Hawaiian Christmas & New Year!

2022: wilder extreme weather events. Tens of Thousands will die. Maybe more.

originally posted by: whiteblack
2022: wilder extreme weather events. Tens of Thousands will die. Maybe more.

Billions will die from the hurricanes alone!

Only Mountain Men will survive.

Find the nearest mountain as quickly as you can and wait at the top for Co2 to destroy the planet.

The unveiling of the "Message of the Covenant".

The new Jewish Temple.

And then?

a reply to: ntech

Oh, good! Someone mentioned dogs and cats living together. I was about to add it. It wouldn't be a new year prediction thread without that.

a reply to: Scubalicious

On a serious note: The Internet. No more anonymity. For the safety of the collective. Anonymity hides terrorists and lone wolves and mentally ill people who are infecting the healthy with their paranoia.