Predictions for 2022

We've got just over a week left for 2021 and like 2020, it sure has sucked!

So now it's time for all of ATS to gather 'round and share their predictions for the New Year.

I'll start off with some American predictions. . . .

1. Canceling the canceling of cancel culture will cause all social influencers to spontaneously combust. And no one will notice.

2. President Joey (Brandon) Biden will step down and Kallama Harris will be president of the US of A. Later, Guam will invade and actually win again America.

3. COVID will mutate to the midterm variant which will cause everyone to vote for Biden again even though he won't be on the ballot.

4. Speaking of Covid, farts will be found to carry Covid and every Taco Bell will immediately close.

5. Marvel will release a movie about some super hero's with issues.

6. Godzilla will attack San Franciscco and actually make improvements.

7. Kevin will be made a Mod on ATS for one day and ban everyone who ever has posted.

8. Antifa will change their name to The Rockettes.

9. Nancy Pelosi will have such an extreme facelift that her belly button will actually be on her forehead. No one will mention her new goatee.

10. DB will actually write a serious thread.

a reply to: DBCowboy


61 & 218 is all I want for Christmas 2022.

Hope you're feeling better Cowboy!

I predict #10 will never happen.

initial reaction; too far out and goofy.

upon reflection; why not. crazy seems to be the norm these days.

Hunter Thompson once said something about the drugs aren't working as well cuz so much crazy in the real world.

a reply to: DBCowboy

1. The US will spend more than it receives.
2. The people will complain.
4. 1 and 2 are the same subject.
5. 3 is racist.
6. I hate lists
7. C'mon man
10. Truncated because of #6
11. This one is for the OCD folks.

a reply to: DBCowboy

6. Godzilla will attack San Franciscco and actually make improvements

Why not? He did it for Tokyo!

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Number 9 made me spit my tea out

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11. When Joe Biden is Re-elected thanks to the new Covid Variant , His first move will be to Mandate the Vaccine for the entire country.

a reply to: DBCowboy

1. The identity of the person who wrote the words "Fruit Pie!" in the wet cement on the pavement with a stick off the Narborough Road will finally be revealed . The art world will never be the same again.

2. Revlon will feed some more of those little blue crunchy things to some more animals so the sophisticated lady about town can once and for all get the perfect look.

3. Giants will become fashionable again.

4. I'll get round to buying a new bicycle but my joy will be short lived thanks to punctures.

5. It will go downhill from there so I'll spare you the details and just say DOOM.



and SpiderWasps.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Guam will flip over in any invasion attempt. Thought everyone knew that?

originally posted by: KawRider9
a reply to: DBCowboy

Guam will flip over in any invasion attempt. Thought everyone knew that?

I also predict that this problem will be solved with a series of strategically placed wooden pegs and tensioning strings.

a reply to: DBCowboy


I Only have 1 .

Joe Biden Will Pass Away in his Sleep during a Speech before Congress in Early Nov. 2022 .

originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: KawRider9
a reply to: DBCowboy

Guam will flip over in any invasion attempt. Thought everyone knew that?

I also predict that this problem will be solved with a series of strategically placed wooden pegs and tensioning strings.

Is funding for this in the infrastructure bill?

a reply to: Ghostsdogood

I'm in the planning stages of marketing my own brand of Shroud of Turin shower curtains.

All profits will be used for deserving causes.

originally posted by: Tulpa
a reply to: Ghostsdogood

I'm in the planning stages of marketing my own brand of Shroud of Turin shower curtains.

All profits will be used for deserving causes.

Really?

(Sometimes I don't get obvious humor attempts)

Would like to hear more about it when you can.

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The 100 Trillion dollar infrastructure budget will be used to build trains to carry the unvacinated away.

originally posted by: interupt42
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The 100 Trillion dollar infrastructure budget will be used to build trains to carry the unvacinated away.

I read that as built by trans....


Been here too long methinks.

a reply to: Zanti Misfit

I predict he will trip on the first step coming off of Air Force 1, tumble all the way down onto the red carpet, get up and look back saying "Come On Man". Then turn around to wave to the nonexistent crowds.

1. At least ten same sex couples house renovation shows.
2. Covid will slowly drift out of the spotlight (although attempts will be made to keep it alive), food shortages and climate change will be the main fear topics, along with China.
3. They will discover water on Mars again.
4. The queen will kick the bucket.
5. Bad bush fires in Aus in Jan and Feb.
6. Samsung will create passed stars using AI for Hollywood movies.

Sorry to be a party pooper, but in all likelihood 2022 will be just like 2021, only worse.

Xin Jinping and the CCP brag even more openly about controlling the world.

Biden dies and Harris replaces him as figurehead. Black Rock and the criminal elite still pull the strings.

FBI arrests James O'Keefe for "criminal behavior" which they refuse to share.

More attempts made to arrest Trump fail, and this pisses off the Dems even more. They continue to take out their anger on the public. Three masks, new monthly shots, and they declare all conservatives are Nazis.

Julian Assange transferred to US prison and placed in solitary confinement. He dies of suspicious circumstances. Alex Jones reports evidence he was secretly tortured. Corporate media launches all-out smear campaign on Alex Jones.

Old footage found of Justin Trudeau mocking trans people. He responds by implimenting tyrannical legal measures causing anyone who at all offends those who identify as trans go to jail, no questions asked.

The Daily Show mocks honest media.

South Park has a special that cautiously suggests Antifa went too far.

The Left gets more extreme.

The Right and Center stay quiet while things get worse.

Experts warn US is even closer to civil war.

The average person: "Hmm, maybe the mask mandates have gone a little too far."

CNN has several more criminal employees exposed, but airports keep the network afloat to keep lying to the public to the detriment of everything and everyone except the criminal elite.

A murder attempt on Tucker Carlson's life. Democrats express dismay he survived.

Truckers continue to prove they have more balls than cops, blockading more state borders. "President" Harris employs military to make the deliveries.

A severe worldwide depression becomes impossible to deny. But turns out, it's not due to tyrannical shutdowns and the largest transfer of wealth in human history. No, it's the fault of all the "deplorables" who refused to mask up and get the shot.

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Same.

Except:

"The Right and Center stay quiet while things get worse"

Seems a Cloud too far.